The Questions:

Full name? : Astevan East
Nick name? : Astev, Mr Sunshine
Disposition? : Overly happy, idiotic, over bearing
Marital status? : Married
Job? : Nurse...yay.
Residence: High end part of New York
If you were an animal...? : Everyone would fear me.
Biggest regret? : Getting married, its not all its cracked up to be.
When you were a child..? : I ate too much sugar.

An Interview:

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Interviewer: And here we are again at random interviews, today, we're pestering people who work in the hospital that have a lower salary then doctors. We've managed to snatch a nurse from her lunch break to be with us.
Astev: Oh wow, I can't believe I'm getting interviewed, hehe, how exciting!
Interviewer: Wait..you're a guy..? They actually let you wear a female nurses uniform..?
Astev: Yes, because I'm specail. I've got a deal worked out with the doctors here. We can discuss that later though, hehe.
Interviewer: Riiiiight...anyway, considering how much dirty work you do during a day, do you really think its...
Astev: I actually don't do much dirty work.
Interviewer: ...oh. Hm. Well, okay, do you think its fair that other nurses don't get...
Astev: I don't like the other nurses in this place. They're such snobs, even the guys are a little snotty, its kinda ridiculous.
Interviewer: Are you going to let me finish the questions, or do you want to interview me instead? Honestly.
Astev: Opps, sorry. Hehehe, go ahead. My breaks over soon though, so hurry up please..? I don't want to miss out on the jello..
Interviewer: Right, well, okay..lets see. Tell us what you think about the relationship between a nurse and his or her patient, maybe?
Astev: Oh, I can do that. When it comes to a relationship like that, well, one must be professional, but you have to show a certain amount of compassion. Some of these people really aren't doing well, some are dying, and they've got no one coming in to visit them. Really, its kinda sad, and all they have are thier nurses. So, as a nurse we're sposed to be like thier distant sort of family. We have to make sure all thier needs are seen to and...
Second nurse: Astev! Your patient has been pressing the nurse call button for twenty minutes!
Astev: Shh, shh, Susie, I'm on a role here. Um, lets see, where was I...
Interviewer: ...oh boy..cut...

Commercial break:

Hi, my name's Astev, and today, I'm your swim suit model! Oh hehehe! What fun! Since its summer time (Announcer: may not be summer time in your area) though its always nice to have a few swim suits, that feel comfortable, but are supportive. This one I'm wearing now is just barely a piece of string. I bet you like it, huh..? I bet you want one..? Of course you do! And if you're wondering how a piece of string can be supportive, it can't! Hahahaha..not really comfortable either, hahahahaha...

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