Welcome, stalker!

I see you have landed upon my portfolio, guest. This is a handy little page that I use to store my most important goals and improvements I want to accomplish during my time on Neopets. This is basically just somewhere that I talk to myself, but you'll learn a lot about me. (if you haven't already run off into the mist)

Please note: this is just a temporary layout change from the old one. I know it isn't very appealing, but I'm waiting on a premade that is in the process of being released. Hopefully it will be soon so we can all relax. ^^

Quick Facts

Name: Jordan
Birthday: 5th of September
Timezone: Australia (NST + 17 hours)
Accounts: Just this one, I don't want more than four pets!

Username: My friends gave me the nickname, I was about 13 and thought it was cool. -_- Definitely regret it badly, I would pay real money to change it.. TNT get onto that, seriously.

How Long on Neopets: This is my 9th year, it's been on and off and accounts have disappeared so I now have this one that's at 24 months!

Likes: Sharks, coffee, roses, sleep, reading, xbox, candy, lovely people, movies, money, candles, perfume and anything morbid.
Dislikes: Hot weather (ironic living in Australia), tea, people that act like brick walls, slow internet, a dirty bedroom, the colour orange and school.

Personal Life

As you know, I'm Jordan. You're probably reading this if you'd like to know more about me. *is surprised*

I'm a 15 year old girl that plays Neopets every day. I'm in my second last year of high school. I come to Neopets to escape the real world, it has helped me a lot. I am addicted to lurking the NeoBoards; mostly the avatar, Key Quest and help chats. I love avatars but have too many other huge goals to complete before focusing on those.

When I'm not on the site, I spend my time watching Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Gossip Girl, LA Ink, Game of Thrones and Skins. I'm always with my bfriend or taking care of my animals. I have a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel puppy, aswell as two cats; a ragdoll and a tabby. :) I'm a crazy Instagram addict, contact me if you want to know mine!

GOALS FOR THE MONTH OF MAY ~

[x] Habitarium level 50
[x] Purchase all KQ tokens in the NC Mall
[x] Decide on a petpet to match a future dreamie
[x] Join a comfortable guild
[1,300,000/1,400,000] Make at least 1.4 million

ALNAIRE / MALE / BLUE ~

Will be painted maraquan

Lookup and wearable customisation yet to be chosen

Equipped with a Skelly to match the dream colour

Enter the BC once painted

Main focus of stat increases in the very far future

LAUDERE / FEMALE / BLUE ~

Will be changed to male and painted Royalboy

Lookup and wearable customisation yet to be chosen

Equipped with a Skree to match the dream colour

Enter the BC once painted

Focus on stat increases in the very far future

Next open pet transfer: MAY
Account is 24 months: 2 transfers a month
(ONE REMAINING)

Yet to be Completed

Anything to do with my guild; The Vault™ will be found in this section.
Hopefully it is very soon that I have something to show here. :)

Avatars I'm Working On

Succesfully beat a Better Than You challenger. You will receive the avatar when you get the neomail from Neopets saying that you won.

Score 14,500 in Ice Cream Machine.

Tell the following joke to King Skarl: "What do you do if fierce Peophins has eaten too much tin of olives?". Your answer can be anything. But to get the avatar, the king must laugh hysterically at the joke.

Received when getting an item, NP, or gaining a petpet level from the Symol Hole. Your petpet may go into the Symol hole as many times as it likes during the day.

Awarded when the Turmaculus eats your petpet.

Credits

Layout by Seraphic.
Textures/Brushes from dA.
Bullets from Details.
Adoptables from The Ginger Bread House.
Images by Neopets.

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