You see, Alex isn't your normal Kacheek. Then again, what is normal? Oi. Makes your brain hurt, eh? Alex's brain never hurts. T'is because Alex has the IQ of 200.563.
Okay. So maybe Alex doesn't have the IQ 200.563. More like...200. Alex is a dreamer, a thinker, debater. She dreams of ice cream, thinks about ice cream, and debates with different ice cream companies all over Neopia. Including that Mr.Chipper in that icy place and the fancy-shmacy dessert soft serve in the Kelp. Alex feels proud to sit at the Kelp and "refresh the page". Also known as banging on the door and yelling "let me in". Now you see that Alex is highly intelligent.
Name: AlexDeAbsolNicknames: Alex...De...Absol
Gender: Female
Age: 28201 Hours
Occupations: Ice Cream Debater, BCer, Guild Mascot
Species: Kacheek
Brush: Speckled
Eye Color: Bright/Light Purple
Additions: White Paws, White Scar over Left Eye
Flaws: No Speckles, Short
Total Nitwit: Master Cloudeh
NC: NkafW6ScD[Ice Cream]CspksmgEpurAslT^^Lev[8]Y[3]B---Mpsy;;[left eye]G[AA]