Me in a Nutshell
(Quick stats about yours truely!)

M'name: Mischief
Nicknames: Missy, Chi (although no one's ever called me "Chi" yet XD)
Species: In case it's not obvious - usul XD
Level: 20
Strength: 31
Defence: 22
Speed: 15 (I need to be fast to escape vengeful little brothers!)
HP: O___o I don't see why you care, but as of this moment, it's 31/21
IQ: 2!! Heh - not really. It's 57 (total genius). Just 'cause I'm an usul doesn't mean I'm stupid. :P
Eye colour: Brown
Special markings: Nope. I'm plain. Plaaaaaaaaaaaain I tell you - feel the paaaaaaaaain of being plaaaaaaaaaain xD
Official "colour": Yellow. But I'm more of a nice healthy golden. :3

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My Story
(What a tear-jerker! Have your hanky ready...)

Once upon a time there was a beautiful, intelligent usul, and her insane family. She had a brother too, but he's not worth mentioning. Anyways, one day, this beautiful yellow us- MUFFIN! *runs off*

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Insane, Useless Lists
(Also known as: Likes/Dislikes)

Likes	Dislikes
orange and yellow Meerca Whoopee Cushion MUFFINS Ummagine fruit Faerie cakes Mega Ice Creamy Jelly Smoothie Mint Tea Playing with Fire (book) Gormball Playing pranks Quietly reading Laughing manically Convincing people that I did NOT run away from the psychiatric ward	Loveberries Joker's cooking Depressing books Growing up with Elfie (just kidding! xD) guest (again just foolin'. I like joking around,as you can see! XD) Dung. 'Nuff said.

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Meh Family
(with stunning full-colour art by me! XD)

This is Sphinx, my frustratingly calm and focused sister. xP Even though we're complete opposites, we're as close as sisters can get. Sphinx turned Maraquan during a random event at the Rainbow Fountain, so don't go off thinkin' that we're rich! XD

This piece of work is Elfie. Well, his real name is Elfishhawk, and though everyone calls him Elf, he'll always be Elfie to me. Plus I'm the only one that can get away with it. ;) Anyways, Elfie is my... guinea pig. Let's leave it at that, shall we?

Ah- this is Javae, my youngest brother. (JAV-EH) Yeah... Joker won't let him battle, but he thinks he's ready. I drew Javae shouting a battle challenge at a stick, but Joker cropped the stick out. All well. :P

And the piéce of resistancé - or whatever that's supposed to be - Joker, my owner! OK - I didn't draw this picture, but Joker wouldn't let me use the doodle I did of her. Anyways, she's a human that can't cook for her life, has an obsession with muffins, and likes to waste her time drawing stuff. Yup, that's Joker!

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Meh Buds
(with more stunning full-colour art by me! :D)

Ah... Brichubi. Where to I start with good ol' Bri? Well, I guess you can say that we're partners in crime - must be our natural inclination to do mischievious things to other Neopians/Neopets... and then laugh in glee. XD And I don't care what Joker says - the soup we made was too better-tasting than her cooking.

Nessaren! My lovely intelligent shoyru friend. :3 She'll always fun to hang out with, but always seems to be able to avoid my well-planned out pranks... I'll get you eventually, Ness! Muahahahahaha!

One of the two usuls that make up identical twins that are identical except for one difference! (Try saying all that in one breath really fast five times and actually understanding it when you're done. :P) This is Aratielle, sister to Nessaren, and twin to Elvatuen. The only way to tell them apart is by eye colour - Aratielle's got green eyes and Elvatuen's got purple eyes. Cool, eh?

The other twin usul that makes up the identical twins that are identical except for one difference! XD This is Elvatuen. Both twins are really playful and cute (they're younger than me) and they're great to play tag with! ^__^

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Art Trades and Giftart
(Because everyone worships the ground I walk on... :P)

Thanks to everyone who drew me these pretteh pictures. I love 'em all to death! XD Just hover over the picture to see the name of the artist.

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*sniff* I'd like to thank the academy...

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My toybox! Thanks, Becky, for the custom! :3

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I love playing pranks. Don't you? :3




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Links
(Also known as: The Closest Fire Exit)

<a href=www.neopets.com/~2Mischief><img src=http://img311.imageshack.us/img311/9241/missycurious2lk.gif border=0></a>

<a href=www.neopets.com/~2Mischief><img src=http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/4730/missy88ban6tl.gif border=0></a>

<a href=www.neopets.com/~2Mischief><img src=http://img489.imageshack.us/img489/4442/50by508so.gif border=0></a>

Link meh! Muahahahahahahahah- Oooo! MUFFIN!
*runs off, leaving you free to make your escape*