C.B. This page is really all about me. Don't let the others fool you. I am in the spotlight here, not anyone else!

Gotunks You should always listen to your mother! She knows best, and so do I. Hopefully he turns out good.

Random Faeries We are the random faeries that leave unnecessary comments. No one is ever quite sure which one of us is speaking.

Wait a minute! This is a page about ME! I don't see why YOU get to be featured right next to me. Something is definitely not right here. You should see me first, and ONLY me first!
Stop being such a baby. We are in front of guests, please behave yourself.
But, but... Fine! This is MY page though, so I can do whatever I want with it.

This is me! Aren't I just so handsome? Do you know how long it takes for me to make myself look like I'm five and not two? It is a hassle I will tell you. Every day I have to stand in front of the mirror for at least an hour before I go anywhere. It would not do to have people think I'm so young I'm incoherent! Though that doesn't stop the older ones from coming up and pinching my cheeks. Or to make girls come squealing at me. It really is not worth leaving the house.

Are you done with your self-centered rant?
Yes.
Good. Now, introducing to you, the cutest neopet of all time...
Did you just call me cute? I can't believe you just said that! And in front of everyone too!
Okay, alright. I'm sorry. I won't do it again.
You better not.
Introducing to you, the err... Best looking neopet of all time,
*Drum Roll*
2002_CUTIE_BABY_2002!!

That isn't much better...
It was the best I could come up with on such short notice.
Yes, well I'm sure. And they already know who I am. You are just repeating stuff, please stop while you're ahead. Furthermore, I do not wish to pose for you and your outrageous pictures you always force on me. I refuse to let you put more than a few on this page. I am already humiliated enough, thank you very much.
Well, who took your lollipop? You are in a bad mood. Maybe we should continue this another time...
No! I mean, I promise to behave.
Then go ahead and tell them about yourself.

I am a Blumaroo. We are very active creatures. Our Tails help us jump from one place to another. Contrary to popular belief, we Blumaroos are just as intelligent as a Lenny. We like the finer things, but get-up-and-go energy is what we are known for. Though there have been several very lazy Blumaroos throughout history.

Personally, I like a balance between the two. Playing outside during the day is great for my energy, and at night curl up with a book, or my petpet, or even play a few games of poker with my brothers! I like to keep my appearance nice, but you will never find me stalking the beauty salon. Me and my brothers are usually found at the Chocolate Factory scrounging NP for sweets.
Teeheehee. You lie. Beauty Salon is the first place to go look for you.
Shhhh! Don't tell my secrets! Why is everyone mean to me? T.T

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I love my petpet very much. I named it BizzyBee, since he loves to go flying off to pollinate or whatever those shifty poppits do. Mother? May we buy some books about it? I would love to know all about my cool little petpet!
Sure honey.
Now?
No, not now.
Why don't you tell a story about him?
Fine. Hmm, a story about my petpet...

It was a nice day in spring when I found out Poppits have an equivalent to Catnip. While strolling through a random garden BizzyBee suddenly changed direction. When I finally caught up with him he was flying around a particular flower like crazy. This way and that he was certainly absorbed with his find. The primula danced in the wind and my poppit looked to finally be tiring out. Carrying the sleeping petpet home I decided it was a good idea to not go near primulas again.

Very nice, is it true?
Of course it is!
Hmmmmm....

BizzyBee is over 2,000 days old!!

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I used to battle, but then I was painted baby and no one takes me seriously anymore.
It's not looks that count.
So you say. You have never had to be mocked for your baby looks!
Tee hee hee hee hee.
Why must even the faeries be against me?

Height: 101 cms. Weight: 43 lbs.

Level: 5 Arm Power: 11 Pts. Leg Power: 16 Pts. Armor: 16 Pts. HP: 19/12 Pts. Brain Power: 20 Pts. Age: 52534 Hours Hero Score: 0 Villain Score: 3

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There are many things I like.
Being a gentleman of my stature one is expected to acquire the finer things in life.
Like your stuffed bear?
Grrrr.



I also like
Friends, Outdoors, Reading, Writing, Sleeping, Eating, Riddles, and Fights!

This is my hero! I want to be just like Jeran, go around saving the poor and hunting down monsters!

This is the kind Soup Faerie, she gives me lots of soup whenever I want some. She even lets me help serve it. She's one of my best friends!

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Things and people I don't like get a nice lecture on what it is to be good.
Now, that's not nice.
You know better than that.
Humph.



I also dislike
Cowards, Dieting, Bad Guys, Getting into Trouble, Weeds, Time, and Vegetables!

The most evil monster in nature, the one I want to beat one day. Meuka is my ultimate, and most disgusting challenge!

My rival. Three times a week, I go and dual her off the record. We are striving to become better, and I'll beat her if it's the last thing I do!

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Now, tell us all about being a baby!
Ugh, do I have to?
Yep. Everyone is curious!
Tee hee hee hee.
If I have to. And you, stop laughing at me!

I guess I'll start with some baby items...


Yea. yea. So cute.
If you are delusional enough, here are some pets you can paint baby.

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Thanks for coming!
Wasn't it the most interesting thing you have read all day?
Don't be vain, dear.
I hope you enjoyed this little page!
Tee hee hee.
Go ahead and Neomail your complaints!

Links: Forest's Petpage

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