Neopian Times Archive


Welcome to my NT archive, where I display all of my articles, stories, and series for easy access. There is a section for each genre and I try to update appropriately. Please let me know if you find an error on this page! Thanks for visiting.


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-Articles-


Good Taste or a Waste?
This article gives suggestions on what to spend your neopoints on. It has ways to help you save by spending on the right stuff!


S'not the Same Without Snot
Eww! An article about snot? No, you didn't hear me wrong. To learn lots about the new snot items, read this!


A Petpet Encyclopedia (Volume A - E)
Want to know every petpet that exists in Neopia? Here's a list of every petpet from A-E.


A Petpet Encyclopedia (Volume F -- K)
Our naming of all of the petpets that exist in Neopia continues in this second part of four editions.


A Petpet Encyclopedia (Volume L - R)
And now, I give you the second-to-the-last volume of A Petpet Encyclopedia, naming even more petpets out there.


150 Uses for the Neopian Times
Well, issue 150 of the Neopian Times is here! To celebrate, I've written an article naming tons of things that you can do with copies of the Neopian Times!


A Petpet Encyclopedia (Volume S - Z)
And this is the last edition of the Petpet Encyclopedias. Hope you enjoyed them!


Brightvale: The Land of Knowledge
Since Brightvale was released, I decided to write an article about why it was created and what it symbolizes.


Playmobil's Guide to Pterattack
Ever wondered how to score big on the game Pterattack? This article will tell you all you need to know!


Parting is Grief: A Neopian Packrat's Guide
If you are looking into getting rid of some of the items in your SDB, this guide will help you and remind you of the benefits of selling.


A Sweet Tooth's Guide to Halloween
What does the word 'Halloween' mean to you? For me it's CANDY. This article will tell you everything you need to know about Neopia's finest sweets.


I Fell off Faerieland - and Other Wacky Excuses
Are you fed up with your teacher chewing you out for being late to NeoSchool? Here are some excuses to use so you won't get in trouble.


What Not To Do at Holiday Parties
If you have ever been to a holiday party around that special time of year, you should keep a few rules in mind to avoid being a rude or greedy guest! Heck, or not. Read on, the choice is yours!


Cheater, Cheater, Pumpkin Eater!
Want to know about the craziness that really goes on in the gameroom? Here's your chance. Featuring an interview with Neopia's elite Cheat!ers.


Neopia's Golden Years
Ever wonder where you're going to retire to, what retirement activities you'll participate in or what retirement means? This article will give you an idea!


Gross Food: Grossly Misunderstood?
If you are willing to try some new foods, why not head on over to the Gross Food menu? Now I know how that sounds, but after reading this article, your tastebuds may taking a liking to this "questionable cuisine". ;)


A Neopian's Guide to Modern Transportation
With all of the new and exciting ways to travel these days, it can be hard to choose on that best suits you. This article is design to break down each method by cost, efficiency, pros, and cons.


I Flew Into a Tree - and More Wacky Excuses
It's been almost one hundred issues since my last excuses article, so time for more get-out-of-jail-free cards, right? This article features seven brand spankin' new excuses to explain your Neoschool tardiness.


Wintery Styles for the Fashionable Neopian
A fun article just in the nick of time for winter that shows you lots of cool stuff to wear for the coldest season of the year!

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-Short Stories-


The Gift of Giving
On their family day, Jamie buys small gifts for her two Kougras, but how is it possible that one walk through the park changed her?


Accepted
Tory is excited to meet her new sister Kaliegh when her new owner Dana brings her home from the pound...


To Touch the Stars
A baby Lupe named Kudo loves to look at the stars. Unfortunatley, he has a very rare sickness that threatens him with death.


The Mysterious Egg
Jenny and her sister Yasha come across an egg lying in the bushes. They think that it's a Draik Egg, but what should they do with it?


Reading Lessons
A Lupe named Jake hates to read, but when a Lenny moves in next door, all that starts to change.


The Slorg Named Speedy
Tweetie is celebrating his seventh birthday, and this year he wants to get a petpet.


The Mystery Shop
On the peak of Terror Mountain is a new shop, but what could it be selling and who owns it? Find out in this story.


A Trade's a Trade
When Tweetie finds a really rare card in a booster pack, Wiseguy is desperate for it. But how far will he go to get his paws on it?


I Promise
You know the old saying: Don't make promises you can't keep! In this story, Miranda's brother Garret learns just that.


The Road Home
A Maraquan Lupe named Brady performs with a Kiko Lake Water Show. However, he doesn't realize how much his brother Zi misses him, and wants him to come home.


The Woes of Being a Mail-Ixi
An Ixi named Paul hates his job of delivering mail to the residents of Wishing Well Drive. But after an injury, he starts to miss it.


Houston, We Have a Problem
Wiseguy's imagination gets the better of him when he and Tweetie "borrow" their sister's most prized possession and end up losing it in a make-believe game.


I Remember
Ryan thinks he has it bad when he broke his leg and couldn't go to a concert with his friends. However, in the hospital room across the hall, a blue Kacheek has it worse than him.


The Provider
When Marshall and his class go on a field trip to the Shenkuu mountains, the buddy system requirement makes for a very "interesting" day for both Marshall and Thomas.


For a Good Claus
Logan and his friends at the Toy Shop are hosting their annual project "For a Good Claus". But when a slight incident occurs, Logan tries his hardest to right things just in time for Christmas.


The Diva
Note: This story was originally supposed to be called "Diva" but I had to pop "The" in there because the original title was too short.
A Cybunny named Mekaella is sure that her calling in life is performing onstage_ However, she has some things to learn about tact and respect before her career can start.


Of Faerieland and Flying
Apathetic Mr. Cullen isn't thrilled about his job as an Eyrie Cab flyer. When something goes wrong, he desperately thinks of a plan to right the situation.


The Big 300 and Other Issues
Mark works at the Neopian Times office building and is stressed when he can't seem to finish his article in time for issue 300. However, when he's kidnapped and locked in the basement, the Krawk realizes that he has an even bigger problem.


Prank at the Pick-n-Go
A hard-working and disgruntled Yurble, Murray, teams up with Avery, an enthusiastic and somewhat hyper Acara to turn the joke around on a cashier at the Pick-n-Go. Will their plan work or will the sneaky cashier prank them again?


Captain Cappuccino and Miss Mocha
Captain Cappuccino loves his job at the coffee shop, working with his sidekick-slash-friend Miss Mocha. When their most important customer enters the shop, they both do their best to fill his order... after all, what could possibly go wrong?


The Watchmaker
It's the week before Christmas, and Reese enters a repair shop with his brother's watch. Skeptical and impatient, he manages to befriend an unexpected old fellow in the process.


A Rose of Perfection
Kendall has the perfect job. She gets to be around beautiful flowers and pleasent aromas all day. The only downside is that the Kacheek is often overlooked on Valentine's Day because she isn't seen as the best flower-receiving candidate.


-Continued Series-


Kaden's Gift: Part One and Two
King Skarl is holding a challenge in the Meridell caste. Kaden wants to complete it so he and James can live there.


The Maraquan Kougra: Part One, Two, Three and Four
A young Kougra named Nate is told by some Maraquan Neopets that if he drinks their potion, he can live with them forever in the sea.


Mystery of the Neolodge: Part One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six and Seven
When TigerWing, Cali, Wiseguy and Tweetie check into the Neolodge, they least expect to wind up in the middle of a mystery! A thief is on the loose, but who could it be in a Neolodge full of suspects?


Statues of Kings and Evil Faeries are Definite No-No's in Roo Island: Part One and Two
This story was written by both Blubblub317 and myself. When Jhudora turns King Roo into a statue, it's up to two Blumaroos to save him!


The Case of the Lying Letter: Part One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six and Seven
When their brother gets kidnapped, TigerWing and Cali meet Kojak_hommes, a private investigator, who promises the safe return of Wiseguy. Written by both myself and tambourine_chimp.

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-TPPD-


The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Kidnapped Kadoatie - Part One, Two, Three, Four, Five and Six
Someone has kidnapped a very special white Kadoatie who lives with her owner on Winding Wood Drive. Can The Petpet Detectives find her before she's sent to the Kadoatery?


The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Stolen Sharky - Part One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six and Seven
This is the second series of TPPD, which involves a Sharky named Scout, the opening of a new bulding called the Neopian Aquarium, a trip to Kiko Lake and of course... a mystery!


The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Runaway Raindorf - Part One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six and Seven
On Terror Mountain, a Raindorf has gone missing and all of the clues point to the client's sister. Who could be responsible for framing her and letting the Raindorf escape? Just read to find out!


The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Traded Turdle - Part One, Two, Three, Four, Five, , Six, Seven and Eight
The Petpet Detectives have been offered an assignment in Meridell. The Turdle races are out of control and bets are higher than ever: on one Turdle in particular. TPPD need to find out who's responsible for the strange occurances before racing season is over.


The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Absent Anubis: Part One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven and Eight
TPPD meet a client all the way from the Lost Desert who had discovered an Anubis in a Sahkmetian temple. However, the Anubis vanishes and TPPD face some of the their hardest obstacles yet involving their case and their lives.


The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Disappearing Deaver - Part One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, and Seven
When the winds are to the east and the skies clear, TPPD head off to Krawk Island to investigate the disappearance of Captain DeSoto's Deaver. What they don't know is that someone on board the ship is willing to go to desperate measures to put them off the case!


The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Exported Eustabees - Part One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, and Eight.
TPPD discover that seven really is a lucky number, as their next case involves seven missing Eustabees, seven clients, and seven times the action. But when odds just aren't adding up, they realize that it's time to think outside of the box to solve the case.


The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Missing Miamouse - Part One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, and Eight.
A bickering family and a missing Miamouse lead TPPD to Faerieland, where they are having trouble jumpstarting their newest case. Although it's mother-versus-son and the clues are vague, TPPD always enjoy the challenge of solving a new case.


The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Lost Lizark - Part One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, and Eight
Imek nowaah siskaturma! When Damien is accused of kidnapping a Geraptikan petpet during the Geraptiku Festival, The Petpet Detectives scramble to free him. However, they only have one week to find the real kidnapper and solve the case.


The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Yanked Yooyus: Part One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight Nine, Ten, Eleven and Twelve
TPPD take on the biggest case of their career when they are called in to locate the seven Yooyus after they have been stolen from right under the Altador Cup Committee's noses.




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