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ABOUT ME:

Hi guest. Im vipress currently living in iain1231 home. I am 59402 old and i am currently lv 11. My battledome specs are: 26(strength),85(current hp), 30(max hp),12(defence),10(move),26(strength).FYI; my intell is 14.SO think twice about challenging me to battle. ROAR. Besides this, i also like my orp. He has a photo directly below my picture. Though quiet like a mute, his face will make me happy all the time. Thats why i love petpets. I hope one day i will get a petpetpet. A good place to get help on one is www.neopets.com/~cloaz_2001 webpage. Its preety useful too. later i will be posting things related to hissi!

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OUR HUMBLE BACKGROUND

It started off in 2004 when then editor ian wanted to start a webpage to have comics in it. Then, a name came to mind when the word- humor first appeared. Next, he thought of a happy family or house and thus humor house began. It was indeed a start. next, recruitment was also difficult. It began as a search for a advertisment DJ(then was thought),then Mrs Ahbeng came. She wanted to join us as she was keen in this Production. Our then office was at havelock Road. Now, it is in Humor Avenue.There came our first advertisers:Brans and Era Games. We felt proud as it was our first Step to sucess.Next, more advertisers came and there was our first stepping stone to sucess. We hope that through this, Humor house will make it to a global platform

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Welcome to the online version of Humor House Comics. To read it,copy the text and paste it on a notepad or microsoft word.Thank you.

Chapter 1: The Beginning

Chapter 2:The Last Stand(part 1)

Chapter 2:The Last Stand (part 2)

It was in Term where i was brought to see someone.
Back in the house
(Head imp: Where is see?)
(imps: i saw him, in the streets)
(Head imp: search them and kill him)
Back at see
(see: where are you bring me to?)
Man stops at an underground passageway...opens it..
Low and Behold lies a secret lab...
Lord Ogin came walking towards see.
(Lord Ogin: Greetings young one)
(See: why you brought me here?)
(Lord Ogin: im here to equip you...)
(LO: with all my weapontry..so you can be a rider)
(See: What!)
(LO: It is your Destiny)
(See: But how?)
(LO : It is your destiny!)
(see: but how?)
(LO: I will train you but first you need to know more about the empire..)
Lord Ogin begins to tell the tale of the empire...
(Lo: it started a long time ago...)
(LO: there are 15 men with a thousand soldiers each..)
(LO: theres also one boss to care for each man..)
(Lo: if im not wrong...one of them is a shade)
(LO: AND HIS SOMEWHERE IN THIS CITY!)
(See: Oh no!)
Thus Lord Ogin's training began right now....
THe following day was See training..
(Next day...See went for weight training that allowed him to lift impossible heavy weights)
(LO: Good Job)
(The following day See learnt his magic skills and sparred with LO..)
(LO: GOod Job)
Back at the Shade..
(Shade: Where is he?)
(Boss imp: i could'nt find him)
(shade: DO you know my patience is running out)
(Shade: Now die!)
A lightning bolt zaps out from his fingers...instantly killing Boss Imp
(shade : useless fools....)
(Shade: never mind..i'd unveal my latest invention)
(shade: CYBOT URANUS!!!!)
(shade: Whose strength is 10 times one imp..)
(shade: hahahaha..muhahaha...)
Back in the cave(secret lab)
(See: hi Saphira)
(Saphira: why so long to visit me?)
(See: Oh i was training with Lord Ogin)
(See: and im ready to fight the shade!)
(see: but now i need your help...could you help me?)
(saphira:sure)
Back in the City..Cybot Uranus was wrecking havoc 
(LO: See....we have a problem...a cybot is wreaking havoc..)
huffs and puffs..
(See: im going)
(LO:wait...i'd be following you..)
(See: why?)
(LO: dont question me)
(See: sure..but)
(Lo: i know..we've got to hurry)
To be Continued..what would happen to them..find out in the next episode

Chapter 2:The Last Stand(part 3)

After knowing that Cybot Uranus was wrecking havoc in the city, Both See and Ogin made their way to the city...
Back in the city....
(BOOM) (BOOM)...Fire was raging everywhere....
High up in the sky...See was riding Saphira to the city
(See:Faster Saphira, faster)
(saphira: Im trying!)
Back at the shade..who was looking at a camera aimed at Cybot Uranus
(Shade: haha my plan is working fine)
All of a sudden
(DOOM) 
(Shade: who is he? Fighting with my robot)
(Shade: See? Get him Imps!)
High up in the sky, See jumped down and immediately engaged Cybot Uranus...
(CU uses a laser beam....See jumps and returns the attack with his magic wand)
(Bang!!)(Both magic bolt hits causing a Explosion)
(See uses a direct magic stream on CU...Causing CU to return with a laser beam)
(A split momment...both Beams hits and interlock each other)
(Ogin: ITS NOW A FIGHT OF POWER!)
(ZZZZZZZZ)
(ZSSSSSZZZ)
(Causing a bright line of beam linking both See and CU)
(suddenly...See began to stumble)
(See: Crap..im losing!)
At that momment Ogin came to see's rescue.
(Ogin: never mind..I'd help u)
Together See and Ogin linked their powers to counte Cybot Uranus
Soon..the tables turned and their combined strength outbeaten Cybot Uranus's Laser
suddenly...(There's See Get him!)
(See: Oh no, imps are here!)
True enough imps came towards them in droves...
(Ogin(turning his head): where?)
Due to Ogin's distraction their powers diminished and caused Cybot Uranus laser to move towards them...
CU's laser began to get closer to see victory was almost impossible...Ogin turns back but fails to keep the laser from coming extremely close to see....
(See: Oh no! im losing without your help)
The laser came close and was about to hit See..
(In a split momment, Ogin came in the front of See taking a direct hit in place of see)
(Ka BOOM)
(Smoke bellowed from Ogin Charred body)
(See: NOOOOOO! OGIN!!!!!!)
(Ogin: Ahhhh...)
The time came and took its toll on Ogin..Ogin was gone.
(Cybot Uranus: Hahaha! i killed one of you)
(See: Darn you!)
(A angered See took out his sword and engaged Cybot Uranus)
(CU lifted his hands and out came a broad sword)
(Clink) (Clink)(Clink)
Swords darted out and near See's body...and likewise for CU..
(See: Cybot Uranus's defence is tough.....argh)
Just then..See spotted a opening..and in a split second See's sword was on CU's Metallic head..
(CU: No NO No!)
(Shade: NOOOOO!)
The sword pierced through CU's head..Slicing it off
(Clink)
(Ka boom!)
CU metallic parts strewn over the streets..
See falls to his knees
(See: I've killed him...)
(..At the loss of ogin)
Then Suddenly..
(imps: Capture Seee)
(See: Never! Kilo*means Death)
A bolt came flying towards the horde of imp..destroying them immediately
All of a sudden..See falls down....
(See: Ive wasted a lot of my energy....)
(See: Need rest.)
(thump)(thump)
only he could feel his heartbeat..nothing else was known...
Time flew..
A few hours later..See opens his eyes and thought he saw Ogin...
(See: Ogin?)
(The person: No..)
(Person: Im his Twin brother..)
(person: OGOR)
(DOOM)
To be continued..
Who is Ogor? Why is he here? Find out in the next episode, Ogor's Adventures!

Chapter 3: Ogor'S Adventures(Part 1)

In the previous episode, See found Ogor who helped him
(See: Im ok now, please tell me more about yourself)
(Ogor: er..ok)
(Ogor: It begins in Elves kingdom...)
(Ogor: Where both of us were born at the same time )
(Ogor: Then our father doted on Ogin more)
(Ogor: At that time, i had always wanted Ogin to die.)
(Ogor: But he always Escaped my clutches.)
(Ogor: 20 years later, Ogin left our family)
(Ogor: In search of a high priest to teach him)
(See:  Whats the priest's name?)
(Ogor: Oh...if i remember, it was a shade)
(See thinks: Could the shade be here?)
(Ogor: Back to the story, for me i went to another priest..)
(Ogor: We arranged a duel here years later)
(Ogor: but one day,Ogin sent me a letter)
(Ogor: saying that the shade had converted and served the   empire)
(Ogor: And now, he had to hid in case his teacher find him)
(Ogor: and force him to go with the empire)
(See:  Why did the teacher convert?)
(Ogor: That i do not know, But)
(Ogor: i know that the empire was recruiting people)
(Ogor: Thats maybe the shade joined the empire.)
(Ogor: Anyway with that i sent spies)
(Ogor: In the city to search for him)
(Ogor: But at last, all was futile)
(Ogor: however, one day i got some good news)
(Ogor: I was told that spies found him)
(Ogor: And thus, i went personally to the city )
At that time, rumors were spreading that Ogin's dead..
(Ogor: In the city, i heard rumors that Ogin's dead)
(Ogor: Because he was unwilling to serve the empire..)
(Ogor: On the last day, i was captured by imps)
(Ogor: And tortured )
(See: Why did they do that?)
(Ogor: Oh they did that to question me about Ogin)
(Ogor: About his family....Finally it came to the question)
(Ogor: About the whereabouts of him..)
(Ogor: But i did not know)
(Ogor: Instead i said he's dead)
(Ogor: It was only a rumor that he's dead)
(Ogor: But i said it anyway...)
(Ogor: The shade was indeed furious at me for saying he's dead..)
(Ogor: And he captured me )
(Ogor: AGAIN)
(Ogor: This time, i was locked up in steel gates, Extremely Hard...)
To be continued...
How did Ogor Escape? Whats his story Find out in part 2, Ogor's Adventures!

Chapter 3: Ogor'S Adventures(Part 2)

The story continues from Part 1...
(Ogor:This was when i thought i last saw the world..)
(Ogor:Luckily it was not!)
(Ogor:During the night, i saw a stack of keys)
(Ogor:Next to a guard who was watching me..)
(Ogor:He was deep asleep, perhaps dreaming.. )
(Ogor:Thus, i took the chance and stole the keys)
(Ogor:I opened the gate but my foot brushed against the guard)
(Ogor:With that the guard awoke and saw me)
(Ogor:He threatened to kill me if i move)
(Ogor:But i was too fast for him..)
(In that prison...the guard shot a bullet at Ogor...Bang...Ogor jumps...Sends a spell on the guard and the guard dies)
(Ogor:I defeated him of course)
(Ogor:However before he died, he rang the alarm..)
(Guard lies dying on floor: (Wheezes) Master he ran away!!!) 
(Ogor:I ran as fast as i could)
(ALARM BELL RINGS IN PRISON...)
(Ogor:I ran as fast as i could...)
(Ogor:hoping to lose them in the streets..)
(Ogor:But in the street, i was faced with more imps)
(Ogor:And to avoid them, i escaped the city..)
(Ogor:And returned to my hometown.)
(Ogor:But little did i know warrents of arrest was placed for me..)
(Ogor:When i returned to my hometown,questions were asked about me..)
(Ogor:I could only say Ogin was killed)
(Ogor:And the villages blamed me for his death..)
(See: Why?)
(Ogor:It was because they had seen the warrent arrest pictures)
(Ogor:And thought i was a criminal.)
(Ogor:Anyway, i stayed there for the past 3 months..)
(Ogor:I would have stayed there )
(Ogor:not until a I received a mail from the city..)
One morning, a mail arrived to Ogor.
It stated: 
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To the citizens of the town:
If you do see my brother, Please let him know that i am hiding in a block in the city...
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(Ogor:Along with it was an address..)
------12,Pivot Drive 14date
(Ogor:Tat was when i went back to the city..)
(See: How did you find me?)
(Ogor:Oh..when i got back to the city,)
(Ogor:I found that it was chaos there, people dying..)
(Ogor:And buildings destroyed.I heard the crashing of metal)
(Ogor:and ran towards it out of curiosity..)
(See: I guess it was me..)
(Ogor:And there, i found you!And along with Ogin)
(Ogor:And Here We Are Now!)
To Be continued...
What would See Do about the shade? Find out in the next episode! Death of the shade!

Chapter 4: Death of the shade(Part 1)

Back in the city...
(Ogin: And here we are now!)
(See: Oh i see)
(See: Darn shade...)
(See: I swear to kill you.)
(Ogin: Hey wait.Don't be so anxious)
(Ogin: Let me equipt you with some of my weapons..)
Ogin takes out a SWORD....A SHIELD...and finally...A STAFF
(Ogin: All these were from a rider..)
(Ogin: i got them from stealing)
(See: Stealing?)
(Ogin Ya!)
(Ogin: actually raiding a tomb)
(ogin: anyways, your dragon is in the hold..)
Ogin points to he hold..
(See: there?)
(Ogin: Yea)
(See: Then i better go see her)
Back at the shade headquaters..
(Shade: Darn See..)
(Shade: Curse him..he killed my robot)
(Shade: I swear to kill him!)
(Shade: Guards bring me my..)
(Shade: Crystal Ball!)
(Imps: Yes Master..)
Imp brings a Crystal Ball...
(Shade: Now..)
(Shade: Search!)
The crystal ball lights up.....Woooshh...Glows further.
Suddenly it clears and the hold is seen..
(Shade: I see him, See!)
See appears on the crystal ball..
(Shade: Just 50 miles from..)
(Shade: The City!)
(Shade: To fight him myself..)
(Shade: And witness his defeat!)
(Shade: hahahaha)
Back at the hold...
(See: hows it going?)
(Saphira: fine.)
(See:how did u get here?)
(Saphira: Ogor found me,)
(Saphira: lying next to you.I think he believed that i was your dragon.)
(Saphira: And he saved me!)
(See: OH i see..)
(See: Anyway, i was thinking..)
(Saphira: To kill the shade, Right?)
(See: hoow did u know?)
(Saphira: I know everything that u know see..)
(Saphira: COUNT ME IN IT!)
(See: Sure)
(See: We're start next morning)
During the dark night.. the Shade made his way to the hold..
50 miles...
20 miles...
15 miles...
Early in the morning...
(See: Wake up Saphira!)
(Saphira: Im all ready to go..)
(Saphira: Lets go!)
However...
(Someone: STOP RIGHT THERE)
(See: Who is it?)
Shade appears in to See's View..DOOM
(See: ITS HIM!)
To be continued..
How would See Survive? Find out in Death of the Shade(Part 2)

Chapter 4: Death of the shade(Part 2)

(see:Its him)
There stood the shade
(Shade: Greetings)
(see: Stop the crap!)
(shade: oh! It seems you found out more of me)
(shade: anyway, it was you. You killed my imps)
(Shade: And Destroyed my robot)
(shade: i spent years researching)
(shade: on the robot and Now ItS GONE!)
(shade: Meet your doom!)
DOOM...shade: Blacka maja
Shade summons a spell...
See counters..
(See: Reversa!)
Spell reflects back towards the shade...
(Shade: No!)
BANG!
A cloud of some emerges...
suddenly, The shade was above see...
(See: There you are...)
(See: IN THE CLOUDS!)
(Shade: Haha!)
(shade: Smash down)
Shade jumps and smashes the floor...
See jumps but got hit!
(see: Argh)
Suddenly...
(saphira: NO!)
saphira nose dived and tried to hit the shade...
Shade jumps and
BOOM!
saphira smashes on the ground..
(see: NO!)
Menacing laughter fills the air...
(see: What shall i do?)
Then suddenly, a memory came to mind...
(Ogin: THe weakness of a shade is)
(Ogin: UNDER HIS HAT!)
(Ogin: you will always find that a shade..)
(Ogin: wear a helmet to prevent damage to his )
(Ogin: WEAK PART!)
(Ogin: when the helmet is out, give a stright thrust )
(Ogin: at the head and he will vanish..)
BACK AT SEE...
(See: i cannot lose to him...)
See stands up..
(see:im back you shade!)
(shade: OH, seem the baby is awake..)
(shade: BUT HE NEVER DEFEAT ME, hahaha)
(See: We will see!)
(see thinks: i need to distract him..)
(See: but how?)
COMPRESSO!
A bolt flies at Shade
In a split second, see jumps behind the shade,
AND TOOK OFF HIS HAT!
(Shade: Huh? Where's my hat!)
(See: Look behind you!)
The bolt moves closer to the shade and HITS HIM!
BANGG!
The whole area fills with smoke..
( See: Is he dead?)
There lies the shade on the ground
Suddenly, the shade awoke!
(Shade: that wont kill me! You Fool)
(Shade: It's just a bruise)
(Shade: NOW FACE THE WRAITH OF ME!)
SHade: LITPRESS BALT!
A lightning bolt heads for See...
And See got hit on his leg
(See: ouch!)
See falls on his knees
(See: How am i to fight?)
(See: my leg is wounded..)
(Shade: haha)
(Shade: Now you are wounded)
(Shade: and unable to fight me, Prepare to Die!)
Suddenly, Saphira lands in between See and shade
(Shade: Argh, Your bird wants to die with you?)
(Shade: i will kill him too)
Shade: LITPRESS BAL....
Suddenly, See jumps out and a sword falls upon the shade head..
(BAAALLLTTT....ARGH!...NOOOOOOO)
A blast followed and the place was bathe in light.
DOOM
Holes appeared in the shade as he broke up..
smaller and smaller and smaller pieces of him emerged..
NOOOOOOOOOO
(See: its disappearing so fast...)
a voice emerged..
I'LL GET YOU ONE DAY!!!!!!
(See: Its all over..)
(See: The sun has just risen, a new life for all)
(See: But we better get going)
(Saphira: Ya we better)
(See: Oh ya, Saphira are you hurt?)
(Saphira: Not really)
(See: Let me heal you)
See: waise Heal
(Saphira: Thanks)
Just then... a crowd emerges
(Crowd: What just happened?)
(See: Nothing...)
At that momment, See spotted Ogor...
(See: Ogor where have you been?)
(Ogor: Oh, i was calling for help when you fought)
(Ogor: i didn't wanted you to die. After calling for help..)
(Ogor: I HELPED YOU)
Doom!
(Ogor: Do you remember the part where you stabed him?)
(Ogor: I was putting a curse upon the shade)
(Ogor: to block his movements)
(Ogor: Of course, he eventually resisted my curse..)
(ogor: but by that time, he was stabbed aready)
(OGOR: Now Go! Leave Teirm!)
As the sun fades, our hereos left teirm..
(See: GOODBYE TEIRM...)
(SAPHIRA: WE'LL BE BACK SOME DAY)
What would happen to See next time? 
Find out in the next episode!

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MY CHRISTIAN LIFE JOURNAL

19july08: hi dad, thank you for making my day by allowing the bus 17 to come just in time when i requested for it. I could warmly feel the presence of you deep in my heart. I am glad for the tuition which has did me so average in my maths.Thank you for all that. In jesus name, iain Amen

20july08: hi lord. thank you for providing me with the verse from the bible: matthew 28:17. "baptise in the name of the father and of the son and of the holy sprit". Thank you for clearifying me whether to pray in jesus's name or in the father and of the son and of the holy sprit. Though Scot have not known of this place, hope he would do the same as i did as this is for you to read. i wish to pray for mama, dad and of the poor villages in the rural areas in phillipians and vietnam. hope that you will bless them and those in sichuan china too. I pray in jesus name and of the father and of the son and the holy sprit.Amen

21july08: hi Dad. thank you for providing me with the clearity of mind today and the rain in the afternoon. although i had no umbrella, you provided me with a used one near the dustbin. Thank you for it! i today feel so bad and epressed. nobody seems to care? but i always use a positive heart to it. Did you know im currently hearing i'll be waiting? i feel that you will be there just like the lyrics. you've never failed me whenever i need you. Thank you for that!!!I'll be waiting for you. As long as im living, I'll be waiting!

23july: hi lord. Today thank you for that wonderful rain in the morning. It allow me to sleep even longer this morning. If only everyday was that! Today daniel chia was abit quite and that made me happy. Thank you for that lol wei liang was accused of upskirting his sister lol! Then in group work,i was quite a lousy leader but i will try my best.hope for the best outcome.btw this is my first time using me n81 to write this. I will write more often next time! Amen from iain

24july08: hi jesus,lol im back at the computer table once again.Wa its a pain trying to think of a good name for myself in my cert...would you help me to think of one? Thank you!XD today is indeed pretty exciting. now i know that ping hwee is indeed not very popular in the class. i hope to improve in my studies by commiting myself and the outcome to you lord!!!hope more people will be saved by you:). for you once said:"all who are weary, i will give you rest". im really weary about my friends and many others. thank you for what you have done. previously,i have low self esteem but now, im full of confidence. Thank you. however, can you tell me how to crack jokes??in jesus name,Amen iain

25july08: hi dad.thank you for showing me the way about my social life.i prayed this morning about you coming into my life and teaching me about how to not be bullied and you taught me through the librarian mrs merlinda. I must change my character or i will face problems in life.thank you for it.seems like ping hwee has a kind motive though he looks fierce. He seems kinda kind when he was trying to tell me to change bless him! Now i hope daniel teo will send me the class pictures. Today wasn a good day but is indeed a meaningful day. thank you for it.in jesus name i pray,iain

26july08: hi lord.today was my first time in a cell group.really roudy le. Thank you for letting me have this time myself to write this and to go to this cell group thank you in jesus name amen

29july08:hi dad.thank you for today. Why has daniel chia started throwing stuff since yesterday. Is it because im easy to throw at?i never know that.but i forgive him for all the things he has done.i believe that he is just trying to be funny. Can you help me in this.i want to change me character and be more street wise and less 'gong' thank you in jesus amen

31july08:hi lord,thank you for this wonderful day. Lol today i got my first black heart from daniel chia. This is so cool. Now i dont know what name to change to please guide me in what you think i need to change to.today is also my first day in school without me mask on! Good gracious i have finally shown me true feelings yay! I want it to stay this way without affecting me studies!thank you lord. Gonna have me baptism soon this sunday,im so anxious. Whats it gonna be like?only you know. Finally, its the wonderful non acash pro shoulder armour that saves us from buying acash. High in damage with sumo thank you amen

02august08:hi jesus. Thank you for this day which is the last day before my baptism tomorrow. Thank you for the new gear that we use today.thank you for what you have done on the cross. I really hope that tomorrow's baptism will go on smoothly. Btw i will remember to praise your name just as i go into the water. Thank you. I commit popo ah gong and majong ahma in your gracious hands pls forgive ahma and papa. I look forward to joining the holy communion soon i pray in jesus name amen

03august08: hi lord! Thank you for this death date and reborn date you have input in my life. Alot of things went through in me when i enter the water.i was really certain that i will shout i have really loud as i enter.thank you for this shout. Really the water was warm and when under it sound like the bubbling sound and i can see the water moving above me. Its really like i could breathe underwater and no water go into my ear. I also have my photograph taken. I hope chancy will revert back to you. Claire was also present and i persuade her to come.i think i am fond of her.i imagine touching her legs.im sorry lord please forgive me.i also help her to do her baptism essay and i hope she will be baptise soon.i pray in jesus name amen

04august08:hi lord. Thank you for the sprit to do my social studies this morning. Thank you for the wisdom just like king david in the bible. I hope for wisdom for tomorrow's english paper and the strength to complete it. Thank you for the ngage game reset generation that was released today. I hope it would be fun.lol scot is bullied! Got a word on his back! I pray for deliverance and peace for him. Sorry for touching claire's thigh yesterday. Please forgive my sins.i pray in jesus name amen

08august08:hi dad.long time no see le.thank you for making me go to school for the funfair today.thank you lord.i also would like to thank you for the dark knight today. Was one of the best movie better than eragon.sad that eragon was bad.ohya today is opening of beijing olympics. Thank you for allowing me favourite city to host olympics. Hope there will not be bombs. Thank you lord. I pray in jesus name amen

11august08: hi lord.thank you for this day.im sad that scot earpiece is spoit. Such a shame. Can you repair it for me?thank you lord.also thank you for the ezy link card that i found though i dunno what to do with it.lol today got alot of things to thank for.thank you for the splendid national day and holiday.specially credit the soup you taught me to cook.it was nice: winter melon and red beans slow cook in a slow cooker for 2 hours. Thank you for the ngage games reset generation and bounce that came out yesterday!yay! Soon will be heroes.oh ya. Thank you for the bibles and scots new earpiece. Sounds great! Hope tomorrow and future will be great day.thank you lord. I pray in jesus name, amen iain

14august08: hi dad. Im sorry for the burning of incense outside home. They do not know what they are doing.forgive them please.also,today im got no hope in amths. Im sacred of it lord.please give me the courage to stand up and face the results. Thank you for today and my b4 chinese results.thank you lord.i want to leave both my a and e maths in your hands and tomorrows physics and geo paper. Bless me with the wisdom of david and the strength to do the paper. Thank you i pray in jesus name amen

18august: hi lord. Thank you for lee xian long national speech.now i know that the increase in erp is to offset the given subsidies.thank you lord.could you also help me so as my wisdom and be street wise.let them be in your hands.i pray for tomorrow papers so as i will think well for chinese. Thank you for china win of 3 to0 to win singapore.thank you lord i pray in jesus name amen

23august08:thank you lord for all that you have done for me.thank you lord.thank you lord for the cell group meeting today in the chapel that proved worthwhile.i pray that the other times would be a good time so as to maximise my time spent.thank you lord.i pray in jesus name amen

10sep08: Thank you lord.20plus more days to o levels!thank you for the mental preparation you gave me thank you.now i feel bad about my inability to crack jokes.think no social life.im sad.please help me lord.thank you lord for the neoletter that says let The bottled fairy shine for me so as i will bring glory to you.i know i cannot live without you in my life.thank you lord.lol saw claire this morning at bus stop and she wrote iain jayson tan. the world so small.lol thank you for that.hope tomorrow will be a good day.i pray in jesus name amen

13september08:i can see the change in me.thank you lord.i finally can be happy without fear.however,i feel that im too sheltered that i cannot express my feelings.i dunno what to do.anyway,thank you lord for the cell group and the wu shu.i fail the wu shu :& sorry lord.please help me pass next week.i pray in jesus name amen

14september08:thank you for the message on self pity.it leads to harmful words to protect ourselves.the way to help ourselves is to forgive,accept ourselves,and to accept that we are made such that lord accepts us so thats no need for us to make ourselves acceptable.i also would like to thank david for praying with me in the poppit.thank you lord and thank you for the happiness you gave me. I would like to forgive all those who sinned against me and bless0all.forgiveness is like the anti biotic that is applied on the wounds we have to keep it clean before god completes the healing. Thank you lord

20september:this is the day i temporary quit wu shu.really such a waste.nevermind,yay im now red ready for wu duan chang quan.thank you lord.also thank you for the new me that i am such that even judith add me thank you lord.wish that this will last a long time.hope that scot will recover from sickness.hope best for my social life and your blessing.thank you lord.1 thing.my reset generation is in trouble.i dunno how to play at best.can help me?i pray in jesus name amen

23sep08:lord thank you for the last happy days.i dont know why but today is sad for me.even during recess i was shunned by kirby.how sad.please help me get over this and be the me yesterday.thank you lord.even though im sad 2day,it does not mean 4ever sad.thank you lord.also thank you for scot new attitude.i wanna joke with him but he is so cold.wa please help him and me.sorry 4 not going remedia 2day.im too sad.help me lord.challenges are 2 be get over with.i pray in jesus name amen

29sep08:hi lord.thank you for the wonderful F1 race yesterday and 2 days ago that you planned for singapore.it was indeed a great time.all my friends are talking about it.hope scot will able score good marks in exams tomorrow.secondly, thank you for the win in 91.3 fm in the 5 in the row. Thank you for the sony erricson w780i phone.though it is without LAN i still love it.hope it will arrive soon. I also would want to commit my social life to you lord.hope tomorrow will be a good day.thank you for everything lord esp today.love the kind soul who pointed out the petpetpet not in page.thank you lord.i pray in jesus name amen

10/10/08:lord, the iainscot page is lost.the page that honours your name.i dunno what to do lord.please help me to do something.please forgive all.thank you lord.i hope everything will be all right.thank you for all things,bad or ugly.thank you.btw,2day is my graduation day.at st hildas we had a big party.thank you for all things you have done.thank you lord.i now know i have so many friends around me thank you lord.bless my friends always.i pray in jesus name amen

15/10/08: hi lord.thank you for the showers of blessing on the stock market these days though i wanted some actionxd.love the new book:the gossip girl prequel though i condemn the bad language and .i dunno when i will try all theselol but it sounds fun.anyway,thanks for the great time you have given me in shss.hope 2 have good results in o lvs to do you proud.thank you lord.bless all who lives in your name.sadly 2 say,iainscot webbie is just but a distant memory in my head. Thank you.i pray in jesus name,amen

18oct08:hi lord dad.thank you for the motivational talk with claire with me 2day.i really enjoyed it alot.now i know she has the gift of forecasting like me. She also has the happy go lucky type.thank you for her.hope she will have a good time being president of chinese ochastra.i also would like to commit ah ma in your hands.hope she can believe in you soon.thank you for making it not rain and for the bus to come in 4 mins 50sec.i also commit my o lvs result in your hands.hope to go to jc that i like.praise the lord.thank you for all you've done.i also commit claires friendship in your hands so she will not be so unhappy about being president of oc.though i dunno eric,i commit him in your hands so as he will find solace in the guys.thank you.i pray in jesus name,amen

21oct08:hi lord.today is my english paper1 and 2 o lvs.let your will be done in earth as in heaven.i hope to get a A in the english language. Please could i have a desired grade.pray that what i have learned will not be forgot in the venue.also pray for yesterdays chemistry paper2 to get a A so as i can aim for jc. I hope that you can bless me for this whole o lvs and beyond.thank you lord.how great is the lord,sing with me how great is the lord.i pray in jesus name amen

22-10-08:hi lord,today is my a maths paper 1 which is 2 hours.im really scared of this paper.please help me sail through it smoothly so i will be able to do the paper well. Jesus thank you for the wonderful english paper yesterday.really i did not forget what i learned.about cats think about it!lol. I hope 2days paper will be smooth sailing and easy so i can score a A.i thank you for all you did.this paper i must score or i will regret and fail philip.thank you for all you have done.i pray in jesus name amen

23oct08:hi dad.you have been good to me through these easy exams so far.thank you lord.today will be my geography o lvs.i hope it will be easy as i believe.i hope you can make it easy.thank you lord.this is especially important for me.thank you lord.i pray that i will be able to ace this exams esp geo.thank you lord.i pray in jesus name, amen

24oct08:hi lord.today is my e maths p1 and a maths paper 2.sorry that i have not written before the e maths paper.thank you for blessing me for that paper.i found out that the cut out points for the jc admission is high.i want to get to a jc but its hard.with you, i think i can.please bless my a maths paper so that i can obtain good results for a maths. Thank you lord for all you have done for me.now i sit here, waiting for you will to be done on earth is in heaven.i pray in jesus name,amen

26oct08:hi lord.thank you for the good speech about the financial crisis this day.i hope to be able to tide over this crisis.just 3 years back was sars.then was the tsunami and sichuan earthquake.is your day to come?i hope so.thank you for the blessing that i have gotten over the years.thank you lord.next sun will be 1st anniversary for church.hope it will be great.i pray in jesus name,amen

29oct08:hi lord, today is my o lv physics paper 2. Please bless my paper and me so i will be able to score.thank you for the past encouragement and blessings.thank you .i pray in jesus name amen

3/11-hi lord.sorry for all the things i have done wrong.on sunday was the church 21st annivasary.i helped out at the food counter.thank you for providing me a chance to help out with my friends at changing for christ.today is my social studies exam.it is esp important as it is my weakest subject.hope you can bless me to be able to score in this.pray that binpda will be able to crack the games one and i will not 4get the things i have learnt this morning.hope that the crisis will not hit us badly.i pray in jesus name amen.

12oct08:hi lord.thank you for telling me that the results will be all right.thank you lord.i hope you will bless me in this paper.i always see your miracles done everyday.thank you lord.now i just want to have a mature thinking and possibily get a job.i need to mature.thank you lord.i thank you for the binpda cracked game and everything.thank you lord.i pray for the friends and family people.i pray in jesus name,amen 18/11/08-hi lord.thank you for all you have done for me.i also would like to thank you for the reply for the grand parents day.i really hope to thank ahma and ahgong during this grandparents day.thank you lord.i also hope to find something to do this holiday and go to my optimetry course.thank you lord!soon it will be matthew sunday.may you bless it to be fruitful.thank you for the newfound confidence in me.god is great great is god!plan my time lord,and let it grow.i pray in jesus name,amen

21nov08:hi lord.thank you lord for all the things you have done.though i have not gotten my brisingr at chua chu kang library,im happy for the experience at chua chu kang.thank you lord.2 more days will be grandparents day.i hope you will let ah gong and ah ma's photo be on the newspaper.thank you lord.i pray in jesus name,amen

26nov08:hi lord.something happen in getamped.leader of perfect love then wingzelite got banned.its like kong kong.crash is gm headpoter and im scared ga will close.even forums is closed.and crash is after us.please help us lord.and i just finish reading my gossip girl.i feel sad for blaire,serena,dan,nate,venessa and jenny.really miss them.thank you lord.oh ya, im now admitted as volunteer for library.hope02 do community work soon.the world is indeed collapsing like collapse of leyman and citigroup.we need you more than ever.please guide us.i hope to be protected from the storm.bless us0lord as we await your arrival.may ga be like kong kongxd.i pray in jesus name,amen

7 dec08:what have the world become?my account is now suspended!oh please help us.the landslide happens in malaysia.i really need help.oh ya,2day is the carnival in church.really fun.and 2day is gong gong birthday.things are really getting crazy.please save popo as it will be the best gift.i pray for novocaine and for yoursiaofather.thank you lord.great is the lord!you are always great.i pray in jesus name,amen

10dec08:hi lord,its official.ysf and ysm are banned.im really sad.anyway,you lord are always great.thank you lord for all you have done for me.and thank you for the taiwan ga account as we change from sg to taiwan.you are always there all my life.in 5 days i will serve the library.in 3 days is the class chalet.soon it will be prom night.may you be with us.hope the world will be upside down.i also commit jorim kok and johan kok my friends.thank you letting me have this 2 friends.thank you.i pray in jesus name,amen

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