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of'n

So here's the story. I'm not your average everyday grey pet. I'm not one of those "boo hoo, feel sorry for me because of my sad sad story and life full of neglect and abuse" kind of guys. Not to say I don't have my own "dark and depressing" past, but I'm pretty sure everyone does if they think about it enough… nobody's life is all smiles and laughs.

stories of the past

Still want to hear my story, eh? He stops and stares at you for a good while. Well it's not a short one. I won't go into too much detail otherwise you might be here for awhile, I'll get straight to the point… you don't have anywhere you have to be soon, do you? He sits down and taps a paw against his chin. Now let's see where to begin…

friends and family

Grey pets don't have friends or family…. Right? WRONG. I have friends AND family, although most of the time I sure wish I didn't… He pulls out an old, dusty book with pictures taped in it.

Family:
(family goes here as well as PICTURES and a prettier layout)

Friends and Acquaintances:
Caerus: Cae is definitely not my favorite guy. He's arrogant, smug, and quite powerful… What?! Sounds like me? Hmph. Either way, I don't like the way he treats my buddies. He seems to have some respect for me, though… Huh, he better.

Leo: Leo's another one deserving of pity. He's PINK… yes, HE!.... Oh who am I kidding, it's actually pretty funny! HAHAHAHA…ahh…ahem.

Muusiik: I don't know much about this guy. He's new to me. He doesn't speak though, so so far I like him.

Netus: Netus is an odd girl. I feel like we've met before…

Pazuru: Oh Paz. (grin) Poor guy, I give him so much trouble all the time. He's like a brother to me, I might as well put him up there. While he does annoy me at times, we go back… Poor guy always seems to get the short end of the stick. Oh well. Even though I'd hate to admit it, he's probably my best friend.

Rhyu: First he tries to kill me and next he's acting like we've been friends forever? These dragons are CRAZY! I think he's bipolar.

Blitz: Or "Swagger" as he sometimes goes by. Either way I haven't really learned too much about him.

portraits

Intro, blah, blah, blah.

Pictures by Netus:

Pictures by Others:

miniatures

For some reason you can't stop staring at that glowing crystal around his neck. You decide to reach out and touch it. Hey-hey-hey! He backs up and before you know it, the stone vanishes from his neck and reappears on the now-tapered end of his tail. Did I ever SAY you could touch my shard? No? Well then don't touch it… You might scratch it or break it or something… besides, I don't want your grubby little hands leaving disgusting little fingerprints on it… I just cleaned it. You continue to stare at it. Um. Hey. I'm over here. He waves a paw and hides the gem behind his back. Look if I ever lose this… Eh. Never mind. It's a long story… Didn't I already tell you about it? Were you sleeping during my story? Why did I waste my time? –grumble- He opens a small cabinet. Here, keep yourself entertained with these instead.

Pretty cool, huh? He grins but it quickly fades. What? You want one too? Okay, first you come in uninvited, next you ask me to tell you my life's story only to fall asleep in all of it, you leave footprints on my floor, touch my shard, and now you're asking me to make you stuff? He stares at you in silence for a bit. Oh, okay okay. But I BETTER be getting something in return, alright? Like… a trade. Still interested? Just write me a note or something so I don't forget, okay? Oh and don't go showing them off to your friends getting rid of my signature and claiming it's yours or whatnot… Don't enter them in any contests either. But I think you already knew that. Actually, I'm not so sure. He sighs and rolls his eyes. Anyway, so far all I have to offer are these figures. I'm always angry and now you can be too. :D

Angry lupe/kougra/aisha adopts: