I'ma cereal killer, betcha? I'ma smoking pumpkin. I'ma stray dog. what? you don't believe me?! †statistics† Name: Hansel Nickname: - Birth date: 24.08.78 Gender: male Species: (Anthro) Aisha Fur color: pink Eye color: baby blue Hair color: pale blonde Character: extroverted, flirty, catchy, smiling, silly AND smart Special: TOOL" tattoo on lower abdomen, fashion victim Status: free as a bird, baby Sanity Level: [1=serious as bread, 10=beyond insane] 7 Siblings: - Favorite food: coffee Music: U2 ? †a paperbackwriter's stories† Hansel's no killer. Who the hell am I kidding? He's a rich bloke. Didn't earn the money himself. Never worked a day in his life. Nothing really belongs to him. The clothes he wears were bought with money he didn't earn, the bed he sleeps in belongs to a hotel, the people he socializes with aren't his friends. Yet, wherever he goes people love him with his blond good looks and a damn sharp mind that's smoothed(for the rest of the world) to adorable dumbässedness. He's nobody going nowhere with a million of onlookers______. He has his name and that's about where the knowledge of his own person comes to an end. Not that he minds much, where is the sense in the busy making of meaninglessness called "life" anyway? Maybe...when you're spending some time in a snazzy hotel in some big city you might find him sitting in the lobby or at the bar, idly passing time. You should go and talk to him, he always loves hearing a good story and knows to tell one or two pretty good stories himself. But beware, people say he's a heartbreaker, mercilessly taking whatever he wants and then leaving it behind. comin' soon: stories to proove the point †loves and hates† **loves **hates -------------------------------- † dressing up † as you may know I love dressing up. Here are some of my favorite dresses. Rusty Here I dressed up as Rusty, kami's Lupe. I like Lupes, they're all fluffy and soft. Apart from the fluffyness, there are lots of other advantages about dressing up as a Lupe. Lots of people find Lupes rather cude, stupid and mannerless. So when you're dressed up as one you can do all the things they do! Like talking loudly, rolling around in the dirt and chasing other pets! Especially with Chias it's enough to cast a look at them while thinking about a nice dish in your favorite restaurant to make them run for the hills. It's highly amusing. La Cosa Nostra Mmmh...I love Italian style. They dress smartly, live cheaply and kill swiftly. Oh and there's nothing better than a latte macchiato on a lazy sunday morning. Even though people do look at you a little strangely, when you're sitting in a small cafe, wearing a black suit... Especially when you spilt some strawberry jam onto your otherwhise perfectly white shirt. -------------------------------- † ask Hansel † *gameshow jingle* Hello! Welcome to ASK HANSEL Are there any nagging questions you've been dying to ask Hansel? Well, you don't have to suffer any longer THIS IS YOUR CHANCE Whatever you might want to know, contact the minion and ASK AWAY Twisty (128 years, from UNDER YOUR BED) wants to know: Boxers or briefs? Hansel answers: Neither nor ;D *eyebrowwaggle* --------------------- cekx (4 years, from NEXT TO ME) wants to know: Hansel, did you ever dye your hair pink? 8D Hansel answers: Actually that's my natural haircolor. The blonde's only dyed. --------------------- killjoy (20 years, from nowhere) wants to know: Wheres the beef? Hansel answers: Where the rum is. Jack Sparrow: nooooooooooooooooooooooo... --------------------- Rinny Z. (555 years, from THERE) wants to know: IF YOU COULD BE ANY ANIMAL IN THE WORLD WHICH ANIMAL WOULD YOU BE? O oO ??? Hansel answers: I'd want to be a giraffe. Why? Then I could meet other giraffes. (the last answer is a quote from Adam Clayton[U2 bassist] XD he actually answered that when he was asked the same question) --------------------- bamf(-4 years, from over the rainbow) wants to know: Dear Hansel, Will you marry Zeru? Hansel answers: I surely would, but my management says it's bad for the fandom D; --------------------- Imogen (777 years, from Abraham's hut) wants to know: Hansel... It's okay if I own you from this day forth, right? I meen. You're so friggin adorable. -get's leash and collar- Hansel answers: mmmmhleashandcollar... --------------------- Abby (eleventy bamillion years, from Pluto) wants to know: Why do you shmoke? Just wanna know. Oh, and you have awesome hair. ~^___^~ Hansel answers: For exactly the same reason other people don't smoke. :D It's unhealthy and smelly. Plus, it annoys Marvin when I ask him to light my cigarette. And thanks, schweetheart. ;3 *blows a kiss* --------------------- *end-of-gameshow jingle* tune in next week, for another episode! -------------------------------- † les Adoptablés † why do they look so french? Because France is the country of FASHION, honey. to adopt, copy the code below and replace "color" with the name of the color you want to adopt yellow red blue green pink faerie split orange purple cloud glowing ghost skunk shadow white brown island darigan checkered why is the island aisha so small? D; -because kami is so stupid -_- <a href="http://home.neopets.com/templates/homepage.phtml?pet_name=Hansel"><img src="http://www.keks-studios.com/kami/hansel/adopt/COLOR.gif" alt="aah, c'est Hansel, mon amour." border="0"></a> for the customs: write your pets full name otherwise it won't work :3 tip: if you just can't get it to work, right-click on your adoptable and copy the URL from there customs open/closed look at my little collection... ? *sweet smile* visit my little friend... DO IT!! † take me with you...†       <a href=http://home.neopets.com/templates/homepage.phtml?pet_name=Hansel><img src="http://www.keks-studios.com/kami/hansel/Hanselpatch1.gif" border="0"></a>      <a href=http://home.neopets.com/templates/homepage.phtml?pet_name=Hansel><img src="http://www.keks-studios.com/kami/hansel/Hanselbanner.gif" border="0"></a> † other...cuties o3~ oooh awards...shiney

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