Where do I put HTML codes for my Userlookup?
You can't use HTML codes in your userlookup anymore. It won't work. Now you have to use CCS codes. Most Neo-help sites have CCS versions of codes now. So copy that code and click on "Chat" in the main yellow menu bar on the left. Then scroll down to the bottom of the page. And yes, it's there- so don't neomail telling me you can't find it. There'll be a box to paste the codes in, and then one below it that says "NeoHTML". Make sure that has something in it. Neopets makes a few suggestions below it.

How'd you get your pets?
Why do so many people act like I have some kind of secret for this? I earned them. I did absolutly nothing special, and you'll be able to get whatever you want too as long as you save your Neopoints and don't waste it on little things like Neofood, because your pets will eat a lot of things and be happy, and they don't need to be bloated every single day.

Can you help me with my guild?
No. As Jem says in her own FAQ: If you can't do something for your Guild on your own, then you'll never be a good guild leader.

Can your pets and my pets be friends?
Um... sure? As long as you don't expect me to put a bunch of text in my pet's description babbling on about your pet. I'd also like to mention that Neopets clearly says that the site is no place for finding g/fs or b/fs. That includes the neopets as well as humans. And yes, they DO freeze people for it. Or at least warn them.

I'm really poor. Can I PLEASE have...?
Boo. Hoo. Who said that I was rich? Sure I may have a few nice items, but let me explain something: When you buy an item, the NP goes away. Isn't that amazing? I will not give you something I've worked hard to get, so don't beg me or ANYONE for a paintbrush because that just makes you sound silly. (silly substitutes another word) Play games. Work hard. And remember that it's just a game and you don't need to practice your begging skills.

How'd you get your name like that on your userlookup?
My name is what's called a Blinkie. It's just an animated image.

Where'd you get your blinkie from?
A friend. I do not remember which one. If you want the code, I have links to some helpful sites in another answer.

Can you make me...?
I will not make you an image of any kind. That includes blinkies and backgrounds. I get a lot of requests, and I can't grant everyone's silly little wishes. I'll make an image for a friend if I feel like it.

Will you be my Neofriend!?
There's a reason I have Neofriend requests blocked. I don't need a list to tell me who my friends are, I can remember it myself. Occasionally I will feel nice enough to send someone a request, but don't get all excited and expect me to send you stuff. That's NOT what a neofriend is for. (*gasp*)

What's the code for...?
I have a few good sites you should look at for code help: Soup-Fairie.com Lissa Explains it All nothingbutneopets

Can I have one of your images/layouts?
Only if you get it from soup-faerie.com . Those are things people can take. You CAN'T have anything from my userlookup. (apart from the cursor that I got at SF.com) It's not hard to find someone that stole your artwork, so I don't recommend you do it. As hard as it may be to believe, I'll recognise something I made.

You made a mistake in something on soup-faerie.com!
Thanks, but I probly already know this. It's most likely the Neopoints by Game Guide. Neopets changes a couple games every other week or so, so there's probly one or two misplaced games on the list. I'll be sure to tell the maker of the website my mistakes so she can fix them when she has the time.