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Neo Addicts

Welcome

Welcome to Neo Addicts. I got the idea for this page when I was on the HC and I came across a board called "You know you're addicted to neopets when..." I stayed on the board for quite a while reading what others posted and posting some things myself. I thought it would be nice to put the responses up on a petpage so that everyone could see the funny responses. I didn't come up with these unless stated. If you see a statement here that you made and you want me to credit you or remove it just neomail me. Also, feel free to neomail me your addicted statements.

Updates

February 20, 2009
Added link back button

February 12, 2009
Started Neo Addicts

You know you're addicted to Neopets when...

NOTE: Some of these have been slightly edited for spelling/grammar errors.


you sit up all night with 300K hoping to restock a draik egg...and think that is totally normal.

you're sitting at someones house and she is playing on her laptop and you recognize the sound of her spinning the wheel of excitement...when you didn't even know she played neo. ~carebearsbaby1125

you see the initials TNT and wonder why neopets is on a slideshow for a criminology class.

you are half-asleep in your Natural Disasters class, then you hear the prof say "orogenesis", think "OMG! I'll create a RW pet!" then wake yourself up by creating the RW pet during class.

you start having dreams that your shopwizing stuff.

you have no shame playing neo games during your three hour long business night class.

your grandma gives you some neopets toy and you love it.

you almost say neopoints instead of money.

you have a dream that you got a draik transmog potion from an RE. You then spend the rest of the dream trying to trade for a krawk custom.

when your fiancee gets you a RL neopets plushie for your anniversary

you have nightmares about trying to log into your account and finding it gone or frozen. ~carebearsbaby1125

you say/type neomail when you mean e-mail.

you hear people talking about their pedigree-dogs and you say something like "Oh yeah, we have a Poogle too!

you're walking along at the fair and see a tiger plush and say "OMG I WANT THAT KOUGRA PLUSHIE!!!

you begin to make a budget to buy something real and you factor in your neopoints...

you try to tell your friends *who don't play neo* that you got a Desert Paint brush and you are kinda bummed since you wanted a pirate one.

you leave in the middle of dinner to visit the snowager.

you count an usul as your favorite animal.

you're out with friends and you look at your watch and say oh no I missed snowager! ~carebearsbaby1125

you call a cougar a kougra!

you graph the weather of Neopia Central versus your hometown.

you open a valentines day card from your crush, and are appalled that nothing significant happened.

you look at your cat and think "you'd be cute maraquan." ~carebearsbaby1125

you're walking all cool-like in the mall then you spot a stall selling Neo plushies and you SQUEAL in delight!!

you want to eat a boiled negg.

you go into claire's and push the little pre-teens aside so you can get to the neopets. ~carebearsbaby1125

you get a gerbil for your cat and say "what do you want to call your petpet?

you're a 20 year old with more neopets toys than her 5 and 10 year old cousins. ~carebearsbaby1125

you say your as smart as Finnues.

you give your younger brother (who, incidentally, is on the pc and doing a paper) chores to do just to get him off the PC so you could do your dailies.

you begged the people at BK for extra kids meal bags when they had codes on them?

you get as excited as they do when your little cousins get neopets toys. You have to keep yourself from ripping them out of their hands to get the codes.

someone asks what kind of pet you have and you say "Lupe".

you're under a tornado warning and you are calmly sitting at your computer chatting on the HC. ~carebearsbaby1125

someone cusses and you yell at them, "REPORTED!!

someone asks you if they can have a doller and you yell "earn your own beggar!" ~carebearsbaby1125

you're in a RL market stall haggling for the price of a certain item and when the seller refuses your offer, you shout out "NOOB!

you name your neopets dolls.

you begin to belive that the avatars is what the person's face acctully looks like.

you are afraid of the Lupe under the bed instead of the monster.

you imagine your cat as painted Pirate.

you use a high-quality randomizer to decide what to scratch on a scratchcard.

you willingly get up at 6am during the Altador Cup, because you know that's the only time you'll have to play YooyuBall.

you stay up till midnight to get another Snowager chance. Even though you have school the next day.

you and a close friend openly talk about the guild you are in in class, like its a real place where you go to hang out with friends.

you keep another tab on your computer so that if your parents come in, they won't know you were on neopets again.

you'd rather have 1mil neopints than $1000.

you think that Blumaroo Steaks are just horrible things.

you are playing neopets for hours and days and are afraid that some burglar is going to steal all your neopoints or paint brushes.

you have a nightmare about an CG and check your account in the morning.

you see your sister's Meerca zapped into a Chocolate Meerca and both of you freak out until your mom comes barging in armed with a broom.

Neopets comes before homework after you get home from school.

you see a pyramid and say, "Look at the lovely Geb.

you have a globe of neopia in your room, instead of earth.

you make a spreadsheet comparing Mount Everest and Terror Mountain.

your husband asks how your day was and you get all excited and tell him about your new avatar.

you dream that Adam has gone down to 10k, but your computer keeps freezing.

you look at a pumpkin and wonder if it's a halloween kiko or jubjub.

your history teacher is talking about a man named Francis Drake and you think of how many neopoints closer you are to that draik your saving for.

your English teacher gives you a B+ on your paper because you spelled cow and fairy like faerie and kau.

you sit down somewhere random with a piece of paper and a pen and you write down the HTML of your new petpage.

when you dreamt of coding in your petpage all day xD ~scaryandbeautiful

when you don't sleep until 12:05 for the lab ~scaryandbeautiful

Addicts

Here's a list of people who will openly admit to being addicted to neopets. If you want to be added just neomail me.


Becky~carebearsbaby1125

Jerica~cornchelle

Johanna~bluegirlx3

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