Kevin Jonas Quotes
Joe Jonas Quotes
Nick Jonas Quotes
Group Quotes

Kevin Jonas Quotes:

My name is Mufasa, I'm the King of the land, I'll come smack you with the back of my hand.

When I was little, my dad was trying to teach me how to pump gas. We were on the road traveling and I put the nozzle down a little bit and the spray got in my eyes. I freaked out and ran screaming to the bathroom in the gas station. I remember I was knocking things over. It was embarrassing.

I told a teacher, that the house he just bought, that the realtor called, and said that his roof collapsed. He called the number that I gave him, which was actually my cell phone, and I told him 'April fools' and he freaked.

I consume too much sugar. It's a problem, I need to stop.

And maybe we'll keep on… (moves backward toward the fire background) burning up the charts!"

Growing up in Dallas, I loved playing 'cowboys and Indians' every single day. It's just something that I loved to do... I loved getting dressed up in the whole getup and chasing Joe around. I was a cowboy and Joe was the Indian."

Get in the fridge!

Our new goal is to make sure everyone doesn't think New Jersey is the armpit of America. It's the muscle of America! Alright, that's kind of lame.

I watched Gilligan's Island and Jurassic Park on the same day. And that night, I had a dream about a T-Rex eating Gilligan. I must've eaten bad food or something.

Frankie is not adopted. We won't forget that, Frankie.

Nicholas can't have other people wearing his socks. If you put on his socks he'll get upset, and it's really funny!

(talking about an encounter with Stitch during the trip to Disney World for Disney Channel Games 2007)
He has sweet hair. He has a comb over going on. Then Joe tries touching it, and Stitch pushes his hand away.

(From Just Jonas: Jonas Brothers Up Close and Personal)
Jonas Brothers is the album of our dreams. We're getting to make the music from scratch, from the drums to the bass to the guitar to the vocals. We're picking songs that we want to be on the record and we're all playing and singing, so we're really excited because this is the album we really wanted to make. It's also exciting because this is the first record we made that I really, really enjoy listening to on my iPod.

(From Just Jonas: Jonas Brothers Up Close and Personal)
Music is like life in general. When you walk outside, you know, you hear things and especially when you are in the studio a lot of times, you start hearing beats with everything you do. Everything becomes a song, and that is really how our life has become.

(Question: When you first started and went on tour, you traveled by car... who drove?)
We are all backseat drivers… Joseph and Nicholas are the worst backseat drivers. They are like 'Slow down, slow down!' And I will be like, 'I am going the speed limit, leave me alone.' They are so bad.

(From JONAS)
Cool! Looks like I'll be first in bed when we get home!

(From Camp Rock)
Oh… can you make me a birdhouse or something?

Someone said I'm the glue; I fill in the cracks between the other two. So that's cool for me.

The moment I picked up a guitar, that was the minute I knew I wanted to do this for the rest of my life.

I'm a huge video chat guy. It's awesome!

My nighttime starts at 11 p.m. I don't have trouble sleeping. I can fall asleep immediately, but I choose to stay up. I love to stay up.

I've always wanted to pick someone up at the airport and have a movie-esque kiss.

(From JONAS)
Even as a giant she's beautiful.

(From JONAS)
Nick, I'm not really this old. It's a wig and a mustache taped to my face…

Joe Jonas Quotes:

(making fun of Kevin's school picture)
Hi, I'm Kevin Jonas and I would like to sell you a car!

(When asked what favorite song to perform was)
For me it's definitely 'I Want a Hippopotamus for Hanukah'. You guys haven't heard it yet. Next Hanukah we'll do it for eight shows 'cause there's eight days in Hanukah.

(in squeaky voice)
The Jonas brothers are always in my computer!

(When asked what ring tone was)
Uh… (long pause)… vibrate. Like you know that feeling when you don't have a phone in your pants and like your pants vibrate and there's like no phone. And you're like 'Oh! My phone!' But like nothing happens. I love that.

(During their Public Service Announcement Bloopers)
We're calling in teens to do action. . . PANTS!!!

(When Joe was asked: "Joe, What percent of the earth is covered in water?")
Um, I would have to go with B.

You can't be sick on the weekend you know what that means? You gotta get better. You gotta be like… 'Yo mom I want all the medicine in the drawers and cabinets, so I can get better.' Well I don't know if that will make you better. Make sure you take like the directions on it… read the directions.

I want you to do like tons of pushups and maybe you'll feel better… but eat a cheeseburger while you're doing them… in a hamster costume...

(From Baby Bottle Pop commercial)
Man... these shows are getting longer and longer.

Super Mario Bros… this game rules in the YEAR 3000!

Kevin has a Starbucks radar in his head. We'll be on the road and he'll be like, 'two miles-Starbucks' He can smell it... and every time he's right!

Kevin... take Nick!
(holding Nick and then throwing him into Kevin's arms so he can go run into traffic)

Guys, 1 week until our album comes out! This is... I'm gonna run in traffic!
(runs out into middle of road)
There are no cars in Oklahoma!

TRAFFIC!

(looking at family portrait)
Look at Nick, he's a stud muffin!

My secret is that I'm actually superman, and um… I just haven't told anyone yet, so just watch out. You know, bad guys, watch out, beware…
(attempts to rip shirt like superman)
Superman is coming!

Well, there's one thing we know for sure, there's not any snow underwater.

My hidden talent is: I… I can make pancakes appear.

(talking about an earlier tour)
This tour happened so quickly that we had very little time to prepare for the tour. We arrived at the first date in Cary, NC with no way to get to the show. We called for 2 large taxis because we have all of our sound equipment, us [Kevin, Joseph and Nicholas], our band and others traveling in our group. We were all piled into the taxis. Most were sitting on top of luggage. When we arrived at the concert we saw all of the nice tour buses. We were in our ghetto rides. It was really funny to see all of us unloading. We felt like the clown car in the circus. It was amazing!

(Joe's way of learning... through rapping)
You don't know what the letter is it is the letter O... O!

Dude, I came from the year 3000!

(talking about little brother Frankie)
We have the craziest little brother in the world...we love him to death!

(asked: What is your favorite restaurant?)
Limited Too…

(talking about his favorite Thanksgiving food)
The perfect preparation is getting your mashed potatoes like perfect. Like you can't use a fork cause then it kinda just messes it around, use a spoon and like perfectly do it.

Every studio needs a rubber chicken.

(asked: What question are the brothers asked a lot)
Are you brothers?

(during 5 week countdown for new album in a treehouse)
I'm gonna jump off now...

(talking about challenging Hanson... the band that they are exactly like)
We've been working out everyday in case we meet up with them... protein shakes every morning...

People have pet whales...

(From Hannah Montana episode)
And we always keep our promises…

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(From Radio Disney Podcast)
Not the year 2099... the year 3000... I mean year 2999… sorry!

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I wish a girl would blindfold me and take me to Disneyland."

[From the intro on bandinabus.com]
We actually could do it without you... but it would be really lame.

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One thing no one knows about me is that 3 of my fingers are edible, but I can't tell you which fingers!

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I had an imaginary friend. His name was Joe. He was always getting in trouble.

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I've gone to the moon twice now. It was very exciting. The first time it was filmed in a studio and the second time we actually went.

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When we're on the road touring, the 3 of us braid each others hair.

[From Facebook intro]
And I'm Bookface!

There was this girl I liked, and she lived in a different country. I sent her a big bouquet of flowers, and sending flowers from a different country can be expensive.

I can balance things pretty well. I once balanced a tricycle on my foot.

Usually when I'm with my crush, I'll talk really softly.

(on the Jonas Brothers song, Hold On)
It can mean like waiting in line and you're just like... 'Hold on'... or If your riding your bike and you get a flat tire and your like... 'Hold on... to your bike'... Okay I need to figure out what this song means.

I'm afraid that when I'm asleep that somebody might want to break into my house and punch me. It's called the 'afraidthatpeoplearegoingtopunchyouphobia'.

I tend to worry about how I look! It's good that I have my brothers around to reassure me. If they weren't there, I probably wouldn't get out of the bed in the morning! I'm also always checking the mirror because I'm afraid that I have something in my teeth.

I don't drive. I don't have a license. I have my permit from New Jersey, but I don't have time to do it. When I am I going to use it? That's the most rock star thing to do, never get your license.

I wanna record a song with Michael Jackson, but I want a wall between us.

I actually started out on Broadway and doing commercials so I have acted... although you can't really count those 30 seconds as acting.

(replying to a fan that asked him why he was so cute)
I don't know. I ask myself that all the time.

(talking about his Halloween costume he wore one year)
I bought this huge costume to make my crush laugh. I was dressed up as a cowboy riding a bull! I liked it because it had this button. When you pressed it, the cowboy suit blew up and became really huge!

(talking about one Halloween when he went trick-or-treating with his crush)
It was really, really awesome! We went trick-or-treating all day. But we ate too much candy and we both wound up getting sick!

(talking about how much work singing is)
It gets tiring, but, you know, the fact of when you get back on that stage, it's worth every bit. Every bit of energy that you spent to get there, it's completely worth it.

(about signing autographs)
When I'm signing 'Joe Jonas', it's like, Whoa, wow, cool.

I heard that I was dating all of the swimsuit models in the world at the same time.

(talking about his many fans that would like to marry him)
It's a little scary thinking about thousands of girlfriends and wives, but it's nice.

Watch me do a flip.
(flips over on a couch and falls on floor)

(After getting his driver's permit)
Now everyone has to stay off the roads!

I've loved Baby Bottle Pops from the very beginning. Ever since they came out, I've always thought that they ruled. They're awesome!

(Talking about an extreme sport he'd like to try)
I would do extreme acting. It's a new thing I'm making up. It's like SAD FACE. . . HAPPY FACE.

(Talking about his most embarrassing moment)
One time I had a rip in my pants like the entire show and I didn't realize until like after the meet and greet and I got back and I sit down and I'm like 'OH MAN'! It was really embarrassing.

I've dropped my Sidekick so many times. It never breaks!

I went to see a movie with this girl once, and this creepy old lady was following us everywhere we went. I don't think she was a fan or anything, but it freaked me out!

(When asked if he and his brothers really get along)
Yeah, we do. We only fist fight twice a day.

My brothers can be messy! On the tour bus, Kevin's bunk was above mine and somehow all his stuff would end up in my bunk! I would tell him to get it out of my bunk and then he'd just put it on the floor.

(The infamous inspirational quote from Joe)
The only way to win is to die trying.

Growing up, for me, I was a very big Barney the dinosaur fan; huge fan and I had a Barney glow-in-the-dark T-shirt. I would actually go in the closet, sit down and stare at the glow-in-the-dark Barney T-shirt. If you couldn't find me, you'd know where I was.

We grew up in Texas, and I remember one time when everyone was like, 'Where's Nick Where's Nick?' He'd snuck over the fence and jumped into the pool and he was really young… too young to be swimming in a poll, which was really scary.

Kevin talked a lot when we were kids, almost too much. It was my birthday one time... and we have videotape proof of this... and we're all having fun. I'm a smiley baby, and the door swings open and it's Kevin. His curly head is by the door and he's screaming out, 'It's my birthday party!' They said it was my birthday party and he started to cry. It was like, 'Who invited this guy?' It was a Barney birthday party, by the way.

As a kid, I loved summer camp. I went every year and I just waited and waited to go back to camp. Of course, I overpacked.

(On always being late)
Kevin has two wake up calls: one for him to wake up, and one for him to wake me up!

(telling what color crayon he would be)
I would be orange, black, white, dot, clear, red.

Have you ever googled google, then googled again?

I had a New Year's kiss once. But it was like, 'Let's start the year off together,' and then we wound up breaking up the night after!

I walked up to two girls in an airport looking at Popstar! and they had it opened to a page with me, Kevin and Nick on it. So I walked over and I was like, 'Oh, I love those magazines!' and I walked away. They were freaked out!

I love Christmas because all you need is hot cider, snow, and a girl to throw snowballs at.

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(Joe's pickup line)
Hey, did you drop this? (picks up a handful of sugar) It fell out of your hair.

(From Just Jonas: Jonas Brothers Up Close and Personal)
Jonas Brothers is just us, updated.

(From Just Jonas: Jonas Brothers Up Close and Personal)
Music is like my life. I guess music to me is very special. You have to have [to express feelings] every time that you are happy, you can, like, put it into a song. There are songs when you are happy, and there are songs when you are sad. It is everyday things like that.

(From Jonas Brothers: Living the Dream)
Alright... tour... 2007... Let's go... oh wait! 2008!

It's cool when someone says something like, 'Your triceps look huge!'

One of my favorite pick-up lines is, 'I got my library card and I'm checkin' you out!'

I asked Tim McGraw if I could marry his wife. He said no.

My best date outfit includes my zebra tie or my Hong Kong Mr. Lee custom-made suit and Dior shoes. When I get ready, I steal some things from Kevin's closet, maybe a little from Nick.

I met Jessica Alba recently and told her, 'I'll see you at the wedding.'

A guys walks into a grocery store asks for a glass of milk, they're like 'Psh… we don't have glasses here.'

(Part of Joe's stand-up comedy attempt on Jay Leno)
Kevin was in the People's Sexist Man Alive issue… and he's quoted that: 'Did they get the right person?' Let me answer that question for you, Kevin… NO… OH!

(Part of Joe's stand-up comedy attempt on Jay Leno)
According to a new study, one third of the cats in America are overweight. Instead of nine lives, it's… oh wait… can I redo that one? Instead of nine lives, it's most cats now have nine chins… OH!

G to the R… L… oh let me start again…

(From Camp Rock)
So here's some advice. It's not all about your image. None of it means anything unless people see who you really are. And your music has to be who you really are. It's gotta show how you feel, or it doesn't mean anything.

(From JB Rules… Rule #7: Never Pone)
You're second born… so it makes you eligible to get the second pick of the Power Bar…

(From JONAS)
They took off my socks without taking off my shoes… how do they do that?

(From JONAS)
I look great! I should go to medical school!

(From Live Chat 5/28… talking to JB backup band)
Back to your cages…

Nick Jonas Quotes:

(talks about Kevin's obsession with Starbucks)
No, but he can. We were in a mall one time and it was on like the other side of the mall and he goes 'I can smell the Starbucks!' and just starts running to it...

(talking about Frankie's comment about Year 3000)
And we were like, 'Ok, Frankie, if we did that, do you think it would be a number one hit? And he's like 'No! if we did, it would be a zero hit!' So, we got a zero hit on our hands.

You know how some people can throw their voices, well, we can throw our bodies.

(From Hannah Montana episode)
I shared my nachos with that guy!

My brothers and I listen to hip-hop and drink Red Bull to get pumped up.

Even though we have a younger brother, I'm considered the baby. But I'm more adult than Joe and Kevin!

Joe took me under his arm like the hero that he is. Joe saved my life, so I owe him.

Yo that's illogical, I can't have it!

My pick up line is, 'Slow down, sugar, because I'm a diabetic!'

(From Hannah Montana episode)
Wow… you're pretty.

Goodnight and Goodbye is a song about a girl when you go through a breakup and you are about to go through a break up and it's kind of like, 'You know what? Goodnight and goodbye!' Because I feel like that whenever I leave a relationship, the best way to do it is just like, 'Peace. Goodbye.'

You know what we did do? We watched a whole special on hippos.

I had this joke that I thought was really funny, 'No, board games make me bored.'

TRAFFIC!"

(From Nick Jonas Show)
Hi, I'm Nick Jonas. And today, we're talking about anger on the Nick Jonas show, with Teddy and Mickey... and today our special guest is a very wonderful fellow named... Joe Jonas.

(From Just Jonas: Jonas Brothers Up Close and Personal)
Jonas Brothers is just the Jonas Brothers being the Jonas Brothers, which we think is really cool. We create music that we want to create and people enjoy it, so it's awesome.

(From Disney Channel Games: Inside Track)
(points to Joe) He's Joe… I'm Nick… (points to Kevin) and that's sunny-side up!

People call me an 'old soul.' It's a nice way to say that I'm like an old man. When I was 3, I acted like I was 30. Now I act like I'm 50. I get made fun of a lot, but it's all good. It's who I am.

I wouldn't date a girl with a bad attitude. I'm Mr. Positive!

I once ate a two-pound steak all by myself!

(From JONAS)
Lay off… okay? Just because Penny plays like an angel, smiles like an angel, makes me feel like I'm in heaven…doesn't mean I'm moving too fast, right?

(From JONAS)
Hey, it's Kevin's first girlfriend…

Group Quotes:
(Kevin comes on camera and interrupts Joe's rap)
Kevin: My name is Mufasa, I'm the King of the land, I'll come smack you with the back of my hand!
Joe: Yo, get out! This is my song!

[full quote from the first quote from Joe]
Joe: Hi, I'm Kevin Jonas and I would like to sell you a car!
Kevin: Hey there... how's it going?

(showing people the outside of the tour bus for three week countdown)
Kevin: This is where we keep our bags... and Joseph...
Joe: (interrupts) Is it time for the show?
Kevin: Yea... it's time.
Nick: Get back inside...
Joe: Why?
Nick: It's not time...

(still the same place and still three week countdown)
Joe: Can I come out?
Nick: NO!

Joe: I'll do the 'Hey were the Jonas brothers' and you do the rest. I'll say...
Nick: No, I want to do 'Hey were the Jonas brothers'
Kevin: Fine, we'll fight about it?
Nick: Yea.

Kevin: We are inside your computer...
Joe: Yeah... we're stuck inside your computer!

(talking about Kids of the Future)
Kevin: You have to record it in... um... what's a British-speaking country?
Nick: England
Kevin: We actually didn't record it in England...
Joe: I did!
Kevin: You... you were there, Joe?
Joe: Yea...
Kevin: Ok yea... only Joe. We sent him across the country.

(talking and arguing about ideal dreams)
Nick: Your ideas are pointless...
Joe: Fine... how about you hold the mic?

(introducing themselves for fan interview)
Joe: Hey guys... I'm Enrique Iglesias.
(Kevin and Nick laugh)
Nick: No, you're Joe.
Joe: I'm Enrique Iglesias.

[full quote from favorite song to perform]
Joe: For me it's definitely 'I Want a Hippopotamus for Hanukah'. You guys haven't heard it yet. Next Hanukah we'll do it for eight shows 'cause there's eight days in Hanukah.
Kevin: Wait, how many days in Hanukah?
Joe and Nick: Eight!
Kevin: Oh yeah... eight crazy nights.
Joe: Security!!!

Joe: (spelling the word blast) B-L-A-S-T... double exclamation point
Kevin: period...
Joe: dot dot dot

(when asked where favorite place to shop was)
Joe: Limited Too. Or uh... or Payless Shoes
Kevin: Both great stores...
Joe: But I'm more of a Limited Too guy.

Joe: I just found out, like the other day, that putting a Pop-tart either in the microwave, or like, an oven, tastes so much better.
Nick: Yeah, he just found that out.
Kevin: That's the way they're supposed to be made.
Nick: They're called POP-tarts.
Joe: Yeah but I, I didn't expect you know oh it's made... you know... it doesn't say, like instructions: Put this in the oven or microwave.
Nick: Yeah, it does.
Kevin: Yeah it does.
Joe: It does?
Nick: That's the whole back of the box.
Kevin: Did you ever read the directions?
Joe: No. . .
Nick: They put the nutrition facts on the side of the box. Just so they have directions...
Joe: (interrupts) An egg doesn't say "crack this." It doesn't say that, does it?
Nick: No, because you don't have to do that.

Kevin: I put them in just so I don't hear myself think at night.
Joe: He thinks really loud.
Kevin: Yeah, I'm just like "JOE! I HAD THIS GREAT IDEA! GO GET CHEESBURGERS!"

Interviewer: (talking about Joe's "world tour") Do you each get your own jet?
All: oh yeah!
Kevin: Oh yeah... you know... oh Donald Trump just loves me. It's just no big deal.
Joe: I own Donald Trump.
Kevin: See, I got it from you.
Joe: I pay Donald Trump... no I don't.
Nick: (looking confused) What?
Joe: It was a joke, Nick!

(Their holiday greeting)
Kevin: It's great to meet you guys and be able to talk to you.
Joe: Yeah, we read all your comments, we look at all of them that are like "oh my god, Nick, you're so hot!" And we just wanna wish you guys a Merry Christmas, a Happy Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Quaziggyziggyzan...

(Kevin doing Joe's hair)
Joe: I mean... I can do my own hair.
Kevin: No, you can't.
Joe: What? He's good! Whatever!
Kevin: Yeah. If I wasn't a musician, I could be a hairdresser.

Kevin: So, I lose my SideKick the first day I get it.
Nick: He puts it on the counter and was like "Oh, I might as well wash my hands!" Oop! (buzzing sound) You know, it like, explodes.
Joe: And He's like "Joe, does my SideKick look bad to you?" And it was like, melting and the screen was like frizzing out.
Nick: I was like "Kevin, real smart to put your sidekick on the counter where the sink is."
Joe: And it's one of those sinks where you put your hand on it and water just keeps going.
Kevin: So I couldn't stop it. I had to grab it... yea it was dead.

Kevin and Nick: Hey, this is the Jonas Brothers!
Nick: No, that's boyband-ish.
Joe: We're not a boy band.

Joe: Go to www dot J-O-N-A-S-B-R-O-T-H-E-R-S dot com.
Kevin: Wow!
Nick: You spelled it right!

Joe: Hey, this is the Jonas Brothers and you're listening to... (awkward pause) Sweet!
Nick: I couldn't... I didn't know what I was supposed to say!
Joe: You're listening to sweet!

Joe: We've been super busy...
Nick: (interrupting) Super busy? Super?
Joe: Yeah, we've been super busy.
Nick: That sounds so lame.
Kevin: But we HAVE been super busy.
Joe: Yeah...
Nick: No, we've been really busy... it sounds better.

[Jonas Brothers Acceptance Speech for Popstar Magazine Awards]
Joe: We just want to say thank you for all the 18 awards we won this year...
Kevin: I don't know if its 18.
Joe: I'm not sure... we haven't counted yet...

Kevin: Earth is the ____ planet from the sun.
Joe: The furthest planet from the sun...
(Kevin laughs)
[the correct answer is 3rd planet from the sun]


Kevin: ___ percent of the Earth is covered by water... out of a hundred percent...
Joe: Okay
Kevin: because that's what a percent is...
Joe: 75 percent
[correct answer is 70 percent]
Joe: 70! Five off! What!
Kevin: He's off by five... so basically five percent of the population just died. That's cool...

Kevin: Urban areas make up ___ percent of the Earth's surface.
Joe: Fitty ... Fitty percent
Kevin: (laughs) Fitty
[correct answer is 1.5 percent... and he was saying fifty percent, by the way]
Kevin: If 70 percent of the Earth is covered with water, you think...
Joe: Come on!
Kevin: 30 percent is covered with cities... it's all cities... we've paved everything!

Kevin: Earth weighs ____ metric tons.
Joe: Five... wait, I got this one. I know this one. I went to school.
Kevin: How do you know how much the Earth weighs when we've never been to the center before?

(announcing the 2007 Prom Themed Summer tour at Disney Channel Games After-Party)
Kevin: Be there or be square.
Joe: Be square... like a box.
Kevin: Like a small box
Joe: Not a big one... a little one.

(during the Nick Jonas show while talking about anger... with Joe being special guest)
Joe: (hits Nick on the head with bat) I'm not angry... (hits Nick on the head with bat) Never been angry in my entire life. The only thing I'm angry at is...
Nick: Why do you keep hitting me?
Joe: (hits Nick on the head with bat) people who videotape me... making me mad... oh so mad... (shouts) TURN IT OFF! (goes after Kevin and the camera)

(video for the announcement of Jonasbrothers.tv)
Kevin: (in shower and opens curtain) Oh hey guys!
Joe: Oh hey Kevin... what are you doing in there?
Kevin: Umm... you know... stuff...
Joe: (points camera to the side of his face) Awkward...

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(From Disney DXD Video)
[Question: what is the most Extreme thing you have done?]
Joe: The most extreme thing I've done was jump really far.
(Kevin and Nick laugh)
Joe: like I was on stage and I climbed this thing and it was really high and I jump off and everybody was like 'He is crazy'.
Kevin: EXTREME
Joe: EXTREME

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(From Disney DXD Video])
[Question: what is the digital device you can not live with out?]
Kevin: The digital device I can not live with out is my Blackberry.
Joe: Does it have to be wireless?
Kevin: It has to be digital.
Joe: Oh well I was going to say toaster.
(Kevin and Nick laugh)
Joe: The most electric device I can not live with out is a toaster.

(If I could be an animal...)
Nick: I've been told that I'm most like a wolf.
Kevin: No, you're like a fox.
Nick: A fox?
Kevin: You're sly.
Joe: I've been told I am a fierce lion.
Nick: No! I think you're more like a zebra?
Joe: A zebra?!
Nick: Yeah
Joe: Zebras are cool.
Nick: Kevin is...
Joe: A prairie dog!
Kevin: A WHAT?!
Nick: I pictured Kevin more like a lizard... an iguana.
All: A gecko!

(From Disney 365 Commercial for Disney Channel Games... from the question: Is there anyone you know you're gonna beat?)
Nick: Kevin... obviously
(Kevin interrupts and puts hand on Nick's shoulder)
Kevin: I'm sorry... but uh... there's no beating... of the older brother

(From Camp Rock)
Nick (Nate): Just relax... smell the fresh air... get a tan.
Kevin (Jason): Oh... and can you make me a birdhouse or something?

(From Camp Rock)
Joe (Shane): I got one word for you. Payback!
Kevin (Jason): That's two words!

(From Camp Rock)
Kevin (Jason): Guess who?
Joe (Shane): You're in the room, I can see you.
Kevin (Jason): I can see you too man!

(From Camp Rock)
Joe (Shane): I don't want to waste my summer at some camp! I'm Shane Gray for crying out loud!
Nick (Nate): Hey man we used to love this place. Three years ago we were campers.
Kevin (Jason): Yeah man, this is where Connect 3... connected!

(From Camp Rock)
Joe (Shane): (on the phone with Nate and Jason) I learned my lesson! I showered in cold water! I looked at a tree! It's been three hours, I need hair product.
Nick (Nate): I guess it's time to embrace the "natural" look.
Kevin (Jason): Oh… have fun.

(From Camp Rock)
Nick (Nate): [answer his phone on speaker] Hello?
Kevin (Jason): Hey buddy! How's my birdhouse coming?
Nick (Nate): Jason!
Kevin (Jason): Sorry! It's not my fault you didn't ask him to make you anything.
Nick (Nate): I didn't want anything.
Kevin (Jason): Well, I wanted a birdhouse!
Nick (Nate): And what do you want a birdhouse for?
Kevin (Jason): I wanted to see more birds around...
Joe (Shane): (interrupting Jason) Guys!
Nick and Kevin (Nate and Jason): Sorry…

(From Camp Rock)
Joe (Shane): That's the song!
Nick (Nate): So that must be the girl…
Kevin (Jason): Ya think?

(From Camp Rock)
Kevin (Jason): Group hug! (hugs Shane and Nate, who don't hug back) Oh, much better! It hasn't been the same just hugging Nate.
Nick (Nate): (sarcastically, as being let go) Yeah, it hasn't been.

(From Camp Rock)
Kevin (Jason): Yeah no go backs, its like the GOLDEN rule!
Nick (Nate): No dude the golden rule is tell the truth.
Kevin (Jason): DUDE, then it can be like the silver rule.
Nick (Nate): Why is it the silver rule?
Kevin (Jason): Okay fine the copper rule…
Nick (Nate): Copper rule?
Kevin (Jason): Give me a hint at least…
Joe (Shane): Guys…
Kevin (Jason): Sorry...
Nick (Nate): Sorry…

(From JONAS)
Joe: Do you see what I see?
Kevin: A cloud in the shape of a rabbit… cute!
Joe: No… lower.
Kevin: A rabbit in the shape of a cloud… even cuter!
Joe: Higher…
Kevin: Nick with a goofy smile on his face… Nick with a goofy smile on his face?
Joe: Now that's something you don't see everyday.

(From JONAS)
Kevin: Oh… Nick?
Joe: Didn't see you out here…
Nick: Oh really because this whole thing is glass and we're the only two people here.
Joe: This is glass?!

(From JONAS)
Joe: I'm thinking of someone… 20 questions… Go…
Kevin: Okay… hmm… is it someone famous?
Joe: Yes.
Kevin: Is it me?
Joe: No.
Kevin: Is it Will Smith?
Joe: Man, you're good!

(From JONAS)
Kevin: I got one for you. I'm thinking of something… and it's an animal.
Joe: It's an otter that plays the trumpet…
Kevin: Wow… we know each other so well!

(From JONAS)
Joe: 20 questions…
Nick: Not now… okay…
Joe: Yeah, I'm thinking of someone…
Kevin: Uh, can I go? Oh wait… Is it a girl? Hmm… is Nick moving to fast with this girl? Oh, let me guess… her name rhymes with Flenny!
Joe: Yes, Yes, and Yes!

(From JONAS)
Joe: Moms shouldn't even have birthdays. They've been around so long, they've gotten every single possible present.
Nick: Nice… make sure you write that on the card.

(From JONAS)
Joe: Imagine dad thinking I have a crush on the pizza girl… just because Maria has hair… as shiny as eggplant.
Nick: And she smells delicious… just like toasted oregano.
Kevin: And she smells delicious… like toasted oregano. You just said that, didn't you?
Joe: I miss her…
Kevin: Enough to sing about it?
Nick: Oh yeah…

(From JONAS)
Joe: Guys… guys!
Nick: When did you join the baseball team?
Joe: Girls…
Kevin: You joined the girls baseball team.
Joe: Not baseball… girls! You better protect yourselves!

(From JONAS)
Joe: Hey Nick, do these sunglasses make my head look fat?
Nick: No, your fat head makes your head look fat.

(From JONAS)
Nick: What are you doing?
Kevin: Oh… I thought this would look cooler in pretend slow motion.
Joe: He's right…

(From JONAS)
Joe: Uh oh… I think I put the Stellcrow jeans on inside out.
Kevin: How do you know?
Joe: Just a feeling… (gets up with chair stuck and bumps Jimmy) Jimmy…

(From JONAS)
Nick: I just got an idea for mom's birthday present!
Kevin: I think we're thinking the same thing, bro!
Nick: We transfer all the home movies onto DVD…
Kevin: And we get an otter that can play the trumpet!
Nick: No… just the DVDs!
Kevin: Then we're not thinking the same thing.

(From JONAS)
Nick: And that is the same way you get dates today.
Kevin: At least I get them…
Nick: No you don't…
Kevin: Yes I do…