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..Enter the artboard..
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An unsually brown uni seems to look at you as you sit on a bench in the park. His tongue is rolling out his mouth like a puppydog, and he looks as though he's only a foal. With no horn, or no wings at his side, he looks more like a horse than a uni.

Uhh...may I help you? you ask.

The uni continues to stare at you. Eventually, after he's just about flooded the ground below you with dribble, he opens his muzzle. "My names Elvis! I come from Neopia...and I can run, see!" he cries. You watch him as he gets up, and starts running around in circles. He stops, and says, "I have an artboard! uh huh! come visit, common!" he nags, pulling your arm.

I really don't think that- you manage to babble before he drags you onto his back.

My names Elvis," he says happily, bouncing along the footpath. "What's yours" he said curiously.

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When you finally come to your destination - a meadow with some trees - you see a girl standing with her arms folded.

Hi, I'm Sarahreye, is he bothering you at all?" the girl asks. Sarah has long golden-brown locks, and two lilac coloured wings.

You nodd.

My advice, SAVE YOURSELF! Elvis is about as annoying as when you get a royal paintbrush, and the pant devil steals it, which is more than I can say for his intention span which is about the size of a peanut!" Sarah snickers. "But while your here, you can see the art I've done, so theres really no harm, I suppose. Explore!"

..The Statistics..
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Name: Elvis_jazz
NickNames: Elvis, Elvie, Thy Evil One.
Age: *blank -disallowed_word-today) 6,192,554!
*It is said that the most gallient of knights rode them into battle
*The uni is idolised in the Philippines

..My Family..
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My family is all I have. Seeing as I'm only young, I really don't have any friends...YET! Even though sometimes we don't like each other, we try to not be broken up. Plus,everyone comments sarah on palamino and A.D's names..*grin*

Sarah

Sarah is my cuddly, lovable owner. But sometimes I can't help but feel as though she doesn't want me around...as if I embarress her! *munches on crayon* mmm...i mean, whats there...to be embaressed...about *gulp* anyway, she still supplies me with food and a home, and buys me multiple amounts of crayons. Her hobbies are drawing (mostly pictures of moi, and my family), typing, writing stories, newspaper and reading. Sarah has the reading age of a person in grade 12, or so her mum says.

Palamino_Light (Palamino)

Palamino is a well bred light uni. Wherever she goes, the land around her is filled with the nice vibrant glow of my sister. She's always cheery, always glad, except when shes around my other sister, A.D. We call her P.L foir short, because, believe it or not, it gets annoying saying "palamino light" all day. :)

Appaloosa_dark (A.D)

The picture above is of my sister, appaloosa_dark, although we do call her A.D so as not to upset her, because she's always complaining, and moaning, "I'm not an appaloosa!" and running back to the graveyard. I don't know what went wrong in her life, perhaps she was just born that way, but shes as angry as..a..bucket full of fish?
Sarah: as angry as I am about your intelligence!!
Elvis: HEY IT'S MY PAGE, NOW YOU GO LEAVE ME ALONE! *pokes tongue out at sarah*
Sarah: *rolls eyes* I made it..

Riosealita (Lita)

The newest member of our family is Roisealita, prounounced (rose-ee-lita). sarah hasn't figured out her look yet, so Lita is just a normal green uni waiting to be customized and personalized at the moment. Anyway, I've spoken to her once or twice, and she's really nice. Mum adopted her, so she's very timid, but she'll grow strong, after putting up with me!

..The Colours (Loves)..
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.:Crayons:.

Crayons are one thing I love more than anything else in the world. If ever I am feeling glum, and unhappy, I will simply snatch a crayon from the draw, and eat it! Or...you know...draw with it. I guess thats the other alternative. Plus, crayons have so many uses! like:

*being used as an implement to scratch your back with
*colouring in big pictures that need large spaces to be filled
*firing as a weapon at people
*eating...=PP
*drawing, mainly of all
*crushed up to make powder for things. You never know when you need powder O.o

.:Paint:.

after crayons (which are most important) paint is my other favourite item. It's so gooey, and lovely as it splats and dribbles along the page like a brightly oloured serpent when it's dancing. It splats along the canvas, and slithers all over the large cardboard, fascinating the samll brained like me=33

..The Grays (Loathes)..
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.:Grey Things:.

I hate anything that black, white or grey altogether. Taking the colour out of things is ... well, bad to be firm. Movies like, "The buzz affair, by adam lenny" and "night of the living tonu, by sam kacheek" are movies that I htae, because they are old, grey, and so last year! Why take the colour out when you could have it in, and make the movie so much more nicer?

.:Grey Pets:.

I don't have anything against grey pets, really. But I can't help but feel sorry for them. I mean, even when they are happy, it seems as though they have spent the whole of last night thinking about why they exist. Although, thousands of people around neopia pay neopoints for a grey paintbrush, to give their neopets character. I say, whats character, when you pet isn't doing anything but sitting there all day?

..My Home..
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My home is a small peice of neopia that sarah pays each year for. It's called "The achyfii fields". It's where sarah keeps all of her uni's. Sarah and all her peophins, and other neopets, however, live over in terror mountain, in a small wintery forest retreat called, "The Garlic alpes," but don't worry, it doesn't smell like Garlic there.=33.

I have a small part of the Achyfii Fields, where there is a large willow, and a few patches of grass to eat. Plus a small lake running through the middle, where i dip my watercolours. I call this, the Colours Pool.No, you can't bath in it and change colours, or use a paintbrush there. I've just dipped my paints in there so many times, its changed to a rainbow colour.

..Music..
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