FAKEHEIRESSESOFNEOPIA
***UPDATE***
[7.26.06]
Sorry about the delay on the update everyone..I've been busy with my guild and getting everything set up after our move.
Click here to see the new Unclassy Couture!
19 new 'heiresses' added.
Confession received from 'texan_cowgirl_4_ever' and she has been removed from the page.
We've reached over 100 fake heiresses!
I'm still not sure if I'm happy about that or not.
A truce of sorts has been declared with Blair and some of the members of Classy Couture.
If they or any other person on this page choose to renounce their snobby ways and edit their userlookups and petpages to reflect a more accepting attitude, they can neomail REN and let me know, and if their new attitude is acceptable, they will be removed from the page.
***NEW***
I've finally been added to the 'Classy Couture Burn Book!
Let's see what they have to say.
lol
trailer trash'?
That doesn't seem like a very classy thing to say, does it?
First of all, I live in a four bedroom home in Texas, but I do have friends who have lived in a trailer at one point, and I think it's quite rude to be making fun of the living situation of people who aren't as well off as others.
Secondly, my name is REN. It's short for LAUREN. It's ALWAYS been REN, as anyone with half a brain could tell you.
When I first started this page, it said my name was 'Sofia', because this account was originally a side account that I used to play games and have a bit of a vacation from my main account, which I used to catch picture fakers.
When 'Sxfia' became my main, I changed the name to my REAL name, Ren.
Thirdly, I am a female.
I have never claimed to be anything but a female, but it seems that 'Bwair' has taken to calling anyone she doesn't like, 'he'.
Seems a bit pointless to me, but eh, it's 'Bwair'.
Finally,
My salutes are here, Bwair, now where are yours?
***NEW***
Click here to see some of the fanmail I've received about the fake heiress page!
Heiress Catcher of the Month!
Niniuski!
Great job Smiley!
Here's your award!
The Former Heiress Hall of Fame has been moved to its own page, please click here to view it!
This page is dedicated to exposing the hundreds of pre-teen girls who have recently taken to pretending they are rich, popular, snobby, A-List, 'Queen Bees', models, or HEIRESSES.
Being a teenage girl myself, I am appalled by the way these girls are acting and treating others and have decided to do something more than bash them on their pretentious little boards.
These girls are insecure and have active imaginations that they are using to project a false front to complete strangers on Neopets. The extent of their lies can be used to gauge the relative desperation and patheticness of their real lives, as signified by the desperation meter beside each entry.
Only by exposing their lies and understanding why they act the way they do can normal people learn to address these sad 'heiresses' with the amount of pity they truly deserve.
Find a fake heiress I could add to my page?
Neomail Me!
[Concept by Alyssa]
Fake Heiress Count: 116
Louis_Vuitton_Teen - Prada_Queeen - xxhotxheiressxx - The_Fabulous_Darling - Uchiahamode - xx_Coach_xx - Preppychic06 - CaliforniaGirl22045 - FrenchFashionista - Lyk__Cheerleader - x_Gucci_is_Love_x - CheerleaderCutiexo90 - Jessica_Romo - x_adiorable - xo_Coach - xox_Gucci_Queen_xoxo - OmgxItsxNicole - ox___Gucci - Hooray4bfaye - xoxo_Rich_Prep_xoxo - RichBlondeHot - Prepy_Horse_Owner - DooneyBourkeLuver05 - Heidi143762YahooCom - PoolPrincesMel - ChanelaGoGoBaby - Couture_Lovexxx - Prada_Princess911 - RichHotBlondie - JuicyGlamour95 - SunnyFlowerDay56 - xo_CoachLover_xo - JuicyxC0turex3 - xox_Royalty - Mmm_VitaminWater - xxClassy_Couturexx - Abercrombie22211 - MissxHauteCouture - DooneyAndBourke11 - Im_Royal__ - TooSooonForYou - CouturexBabii - LouisxVuittonxAddict - xx_Heiress_Girl_xx - Flawless_4_Sho - xxx_Gucci_Girl_xxx - Se_yAnge142 - Little_Snobby_Brat - Candy_Kissez54 - 0x0Summer_Sweetie0x0 - Classy_Chic108 - Sweet_Candy_Kiss16 - Fashion_x0x0 - DCoutureB - LykeOmgImRockRadical - Rich_and_Beautiful12 - Muah_xo - Franzay_Galz - Gucci_Luv_Baby - TheJobAgency - Omgz__________x - ImSoHollywoodx3 - ShoppingLuver282 - xox_coach - Coach_Is_Love - ClassyPrep07 - xx___Disco - Skylee_Girl - OhSnap_ItsAshley - QueenOfMean125 - xoxLawsxox - xo_Vuitton - xoxoxoparisxoxoxo - modellechanel - totally_cool_girl43 - couture_princess101 - couturecutie101 - xheiressbabyyx - xo_spoiled_princess - hollister_babe_16 - coach_girl_05 - x_vicotriassecret_x - tennischick566 - sweetpea0192 - xrich_couturex - flipfloptumbler - playful_girl808 - jadorexcouturex - curvyline - darksoul12222 - modelxlove__ - xo_makeover - prada_queen161 - tapiia - samsworld911 - xo_designer
[NEW: 7/26/06]
xox_so_very_rich_xox - xo__ohsocouture - xdesigner_stylex - tiffanyandco_addict0 - serena_love_me - richpreppy_love_it - preppy_girly - pinkllian - pinkbunnies222 - ohsostunning - juicyxisxlove - juicy2uprincess - jelousxyet - hannah101hannah1995 - glam_xox - girly_girlkiss - emmybemmy19940320 - classy_couture_prep - _fashion_update_
(Credit for this catch goes to strawberry_smoothie)
Whoa..hello..stalker much?
They think I'M obessed, but they have a petpage dedicated almost entirely to me?
I love how the only time I get flamed like this is in petpages, never actually to me, in a way I can respond.
My salutes are here.
I guess I'll just keep posting that link until it sinks in.
Once again, my name is Ren, I don't live in a trailer, and if you're going to call me a 'psycho', please spell it correctly.
Ciao!
(Credit for this catch goes to _alexxxx)
It's NEVER their fault that they're conceited or snobby, is it?
It's because they're a diva, or because they were raised that way, or because they were brainwashed..
What happened to taking responsibility for being a complete and utter prat?
Huh?
(Credit for this catch goes to 2_gud_4_u1313)
I'm sorry, but I really don't think being 'raised a snob' is any excuse to be rude to people..
I mean, I was raised a Republican but I'm sure as hell not practicing my parent's beliefs...
(Credit for this catch goes to strawberry_smoothie)
Ugh.
She HAD to make the long story short at the END of the paragraph, AFTER I'd already lost a couple thousand brain cells reading that garbage.
(Credit for this catch goes to ranulf358)
Another 15-year-old Chanel model.
Either they're feeding you girls some sort of growth hormone, or I just haven't seen any designer ads with Jr. High kids in them.
(Credit for this catch goes to cinnimon_bun_1)
Keh.
What do I have to do to get a challenge around here?
(Credit for this catch goes to broadwayxdeathxtrap)
xD
The only thing funnier than a fake heiress who won't stop accusing you of being jealous is a fake heiress who won't stop accusing you of being jealous..and can't spell 'jealous' to save their life.
(Credit for this catch goes to missygurl97)
-sigh-
What'd I tell you fake heiresses about trying to name yourselves after purses?
I didn't even bother to look it up, but I have a feeling that the third richest man in the world isn't a hotel owner.
(Credit for this catch goes to strawberry_smoothie)
Now you see?
THIS is how I like it.
The heiress part right there in the beginning..I didn't even have to wade through three paragraphs of crap to get to it!
(Credit for this catch goes to abrica1)
This one actually made a board about me...she was practically begging me to add her to the page.
I guess this is the closest to being popular she'll ever get.
(Credit for this catch goes to x__jinx)
OMG 11-FOOT HIGH GOLD AND SAPPHIRE GATES!!
Well..at least they aren't platinum. xD
(Credit for this catch goes to strawberry_smoothie)
aww no obscenely high number for your inheritance amount?
Come onnnnn___________.
(Credit for this catch goes to strawberry_smoothie)
..so the age for legal inheritance is..19 now?
Anyone?
These girls are confusing me as to when they are actually able to inherit their billions..maybe they should talk it out or something?
(Credit for this catch goes to princessxkatie)
I'd like all who read this to please bow your heads and maintain a moment of silence to mourn the death of grammar.
Thank you.
(Credit for this catch goes to imbilliejoes1fan)
This one makes me especially ill.
She can be seen making boards for snobs on the newbie chat, taking smack about me CONSTANTLY, and worshipping Blair like there's no tomorrow.
(Credit for this catch goes to xco_woahx)
*GASP*
A FAKE HEIRESS WHO CAN'T SPELL 'WANNABE'?!
(Credit for this catch goes to helliebelly101)
lol
I am a lovely doll. I mean, aren't we all these days?
You've got THAT right.
(Credit for this catch goes to xx__vomitcandy)
I just don't get it.
Is it the way a person is raised, or watching too much television that warps them into thinking that being 'snobby' and 'stuck up' is a trait to be proud of?
(Credit for this catch goes to emo_screamo1031)
Oh look.
Another heiress named Chanel.
That makes what...four of them?
Tip for fake heiresses: Don't say your name is Chanel, Gucci, Prada, Dior, or Lady Vuitton, m'kay?
If you happen to go on a certain site that shall remain nameless and do a search for one 'Blair Winston', these are the results you would come up with.
/nine/ friends? Come on now, Bwair, I thought you were popular?
Now Bwair claims that this isn't her, and I /am/ human, I do make mistakes, so I openly invite Bwair to prove me wrong.
If she can salute, showing us all the beauty that she claims to have, I will eat my words and remove this from my page forever.
Until then, ciao loves!
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