Hi,I'm Tilly! Welcome to the KEVIN JONAS IS A NINJA THEORY page. HERE'S HOW IT STARTED... but before we do get started, I am really not a 'jo bro' fan. Now..where was I? Ahh...yes. So I was watching telly w/ my sis when the 'Burning Up' music vidio came on. I was thinking that it was going the one were Nick acts like James Bond, but no,it was Kung-Fu Kevin showing off his mad ninjitzu skilliage. Which made me wonder....
could Kevin be a ninja????????
That would explain why he never sings any of the songs, or has that much attention drawn to him-- because he's trying to hide his ninja-ness. Another clue to his ninja-ness is the fact that he's the eldest...so he inherited the ninja-ness. Plus, his looks good in a judo gi. Always a good sign.
I AM NOT OBSESSED WITH KEVIN! I JUST THINK HE'S A NINJA!!!!!!!!!!!
Guess what i have stuck in my head? YOUR PERSONAL PENGUIN! You know the one that Davy Jones the Monkee sings for Sandra Boyton's new book. This is relavant because Davy Jones is also a ninja....which is somewhat ironic.....

THIS JUST IN. JOE IS REALLY CREEPY WITH A MUSTASH!!!
Today, I was eating lunch and kinda bored so I turned on the TV and watched the disney channel games thingy. It was the foozball one, and Kevin blocked EVERY SINGLE ball that came at him.(he was the goalie)You have to have good reflexes to be a ninja, and boy has he got 'em!
That's all for now, when I get more evidence, I'll update.

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