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[Welcome] [About Me] [Wardrobe]
[Likes and Dislikes] [Friends] [Art]
[Trophies] [adoptables][Toybox] [Fanart][Linkage]

Welcome//
I like visitors.

I'm sure you've gathered that my name is Spammern, human. This is currently my little domain, but don't be mistaken, it won't be little before too long. I'm going to be lord over all neopets. *Shifty eyes* I'm an evil genius, you know. Well, feel free to look around. Maybe learn more about me for when you're my slave. *Nod nod* You might find it useful.

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About me//
Yuh-huh.

Scariest. Costume. Ever.

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Well, I figure you guys should learn a little more about me. I mean, if your going to live under my rule and all. Well... how to start... ^.^;; I guess you should know I'm not like normal neopets. I don't have a family for one. Simply put, I'm a posessed plushie, so I can't really have blood relatives now can I? Yeah, a plushie... That's posessed. Ah, no, sorry... I can't remember how it happend... Or anything about my past for that matter. Do I even know how I know I'm a plushie anyway? Soxner's certainly one to say I can't even remember breakfast. T-T Though that's probably true half the time. ^.^;; Anyway, now's what matters. Not being flesh has it's ups and downs. Well, that's not entirely true. The part about not being flesh. I have certain traits from one who has... Like I can eat. But I don't have to sleep. I can feel pain, but I can't bleed. (Or at least I don't think I can... I've never really done anything to myself that would cause me to bleed except maybe stub my toe.) I'm pretty sure I have normal skin but... I don't know. I never really did any hard thinking on the subject. Why? Because I don't care. I live simply to have fun. :D I don't really leave my neohome except to go to Happy Taco and the Pizzaroo. Yeah, my house is pretty sinister looking too. *Hides cybunny plush* Mm-hmm. I always have the stereo on, and needless to mention I'm on my computer alot. I usually have a good supply of pudding cups in the fridge; I get a few packs everytime I go to the Quick Trip. *Nods* Yep, I'm pretty together with my sceduel.

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Wardrobe//
I'm stylish :D

Hmm... I was bored and thought I'd show off... I mean describe some of my cooler outfits. O:
Evil Attire: I made this one myself. I'm rather proud of it. :D The kau skull emblem on the cape is of my own handy work. This outfit consits of a cream-ish trech coat and pants along with some stylish boots. The detail on the seams are just amazing. *Drools* Often accompanied by a spiffy skull staff and a stalk of celery in the front pocket of the coat. I usually wear this around home.
Casual Wear: I typically wear a light colored tee shirt and baggy pants (Either Jeans or khaki cargo pants) around outside. Most my shirts have some pretty hip phrases on them. :D
Cosplay: These are my favorites. I have waaaay too many outfits for cosplay to list here.(They're for under cover purposes, you know?). My pride and joy is an exact replica of Hoban's hat. *Huggles* It's just so... awesome. Just awesome, you know?

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Likes and dislikes//
I have my yays and nays...

Hover over an image to learn more about my feelings for the item. ^.^ (If that doesn't work, right clicking and looking at the properties will do as well)

Likes
Dislikes

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Friends//
Acquaintances, whatever.

Skud: Skud is my pet Mallard. He helps me with my work at home as my evil toadie (Or something like that). Actually, he usually stays out of my way except for handing me tools and pencils and stuff. Come to think of it, I don't remember the last time I fed him. o.o What has he been eating, anyway? Hmm, this may explain the sharp decrease in pudding cups in mah fridge.

Soxner: Soxner's neat. It'd be cool if he'd evolve a television on his head, but whatever. I asked him if he ever thought about growing one, but he just gave me one of those suspicious-ious looks and asked me what I was on. Whatever that means. Pff, some people. But Soxner's pretty cool. He and I hang out at the Happy Taco from time to time... have a juicebox or two... Good times.

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Art//
Frum newest to oldest. :B

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Trophies//
Trophy count: 6

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Adoptables//
Meeeeaaaat!

These were some genetically altered clones that went horribly wrong; they all wanted to steal my meat. T.T So, I'm giving them all away. Just use the code provided to stick them on your page. But wait! Theres rules, guidlines, and other junk:

Don't take Yankstone's name off'em

Unlike most adoptables, I allow you to alter these in any way you see fit. Just don't conflict with the rule above.

Customs are all species. ^.^

Have them link back to this page. Obviously.

If you requested a custom and it's been a week or more, just remind me. ^.^;;

Customs are... *Drumroll*... CLOSED ! I'm so sorry, but I don't have time to make them much any more. ^.^;

To do list:

kittenbones

billy_bob123358

gacmene

Trystie

yen_true55512

meloenberry