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It is a journey
I must face...alone. *dramatic music*
I want to stay on Neopets,
where the dangers of Meepit invasion are taken seriously.
You've clicked on a link that will take you outside of
It is a journey
I must face...alone. *dramatic music*
I want to stay on Neopets,
where the dangers of Meepit invasion are taken seriously.
You've clicked on a link that will take you outside of
It is a journey
I must face...alone. *dramatic music*
I want to stay on Neopets,
where the dangers of Meepit invasion are taken seriously.
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Welcome to the factory! Always remember: Deep down, behind the colourful , oh-so-fluffy, child-friendly aura, and all the cuteness it resonates; neopets.com is actually a ruthless and unforgiving place for the trusting, ready to devour and destroy all your petty ideas about trust and friendship. And all those other cute human feelings you have. So always be aware and never let your guard down. Shapeshift. Currently taking a hopefully short break from battling to focus on earning monies so I can purchase bigger and badder weapons along with a couple of quarter pounders and a gallon of orange soda. I log on to this site to fetch a bucketful of lulz and to occassionally experience some handful of fails. Its called enjoying a game. Its what makes it a game -- you win somes, you lose somes. Maybe even lose moresomes. If you take neopets.com srsly, you have a big problem. You better go out and soak in some sunshine, chase dragonflies, find and hang out with friends and maybe ride a unicorn. It will help you. I still have my 10 and a half year-old old main account active so yay! You can also send me your inquiries directly to my warehouse. I'll try to respond asap! Shake. Shift.
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