Hi! I'm snarkie. I like Sloth - probably a little too much, actually.
I also like code, caffeine, and video games... a lot. Pretending I'm a ninja and eating Red Vines for breakfast are a few of my hobbies, as is making random Futurama references whenever possible. That's just how I roll.
Also, one time when I was little, I fell over and hit my head on the coffee table because I was dizzy from spinning around trying to change into Wonder Woman. I got stitches. The scar hurts when it rains. The end.
Please know that I help many other staff members in the creation of avatars, plots, and various other secret-type stuff here on Neopets... stuff that exists solely for the purpose of being figured out by users like you! It's my job. So, that means that, regardless of how nicely you ask me (or any other staff member) to tell you about such things, you will not get an answer. I DO NOT GIVE HINTS OR SPOIL SECRETS, even if they are already known by the general Neopian population. Even though you're "not asking for a hint," things like when the next plot will come out, how scoring for an event works, if anyone has an avatar, or anything else of that sort are still bits of information I cannot give. If it's something only a staff member would know, it's likely I can't answer it. Sorry! (By the way, starting a Neomail with "I know you said not to ask you about X, but..." will likely cause it to be deleted before I even get that far.) ;)
I'd like to make an actual lookup someday, when my To Do list isn't 4 pages long. /cry
Ninjitsuo is the default Notable Neopet. He shows up if the script can't find a Neopet in the database for some reason. (This is only temporary while we work on a real error message.) No, he can't win the Customisation Spotlight.

visitors since 06.12.2007
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