Hi! I'm snarkie. I like Sloth - probably a little too much, actually.

I also like code, the colour blue, caffeine, lunch boxes, punctuation, and video games... a lot. Pretending I'm a ninja and eating Red Vines for breakfast are a few of my hobbies, as is making random Futurama references whenever possible. That's just how I roll.


I am a content/game designer, which basically means I design fun things for you to do! I'm sure you're probably thinking, "like what?" That's a good question. Check out the "Currently Working On" section below for examples.

As you may know, I used to be a PHP programmer. Good times were had, but I moved to game design once I realised the other programmers are way smarter than me. Also, designers get to eat candy all day and hang out in the "Fun Room." It's pretty sweet.

Flash programmers are also smarter than me. (Dirigibles didn't make me say that or anything.)

One time when I was little, I fell over and hit my head on the coffee table because I was dizzy from spinning around trying to change into Wonder Woman. I got stitches. The scar hurts when it rains. The end.