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User Lookup: snarkie

About
Hi! I'm snarkie. I like Sloth - probably a little too much, actually.

I also like code, the colour blue, caffeine, lunch boxes, punctuation, and video games... a lot. Pretending I'm a ninja and eating Red Vines for breakfast are a few of my hobbies, as is making random Futurama references whenever possible. That's just how I roll.

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I am a content/game designer, which basically means I design fun things for you to do! I'm sure you're probably thinking, "like what?" That's a good question. Check out the "Currently Working On" section below for examples.

As you may know, I used to be a PHP programmer. Good times were had, but I moved to game design once I realised the other programmers are way smarter than me. Also, designers get to eat candy all day and hang out in the "Fun Room." It's pretty sweet.

Flash programmers are also smarter than me. (Dirigibles didn't make me say that or anything.)

One time when I was little, I fell over and hit my head on the coffee table because I was dizzy from spinning around trying to change into Wonder Woman. I got stitches. The scar hurts when it rains. The end.
Announcements
· Currently Working On
Neopets 2011 - Planning some cool stuff, I hope!
Secret Project #875 - HOW MYSTERIOUS!
Secret Project #1,374 - ALSO MYSTERIOUS!
Plus - random other stuff. >_
· Neomail Status
I'm caught up! Please remember to read my FAQ before you Neomail me, though. You'll save both of us some time. :)

Please know that I DO NOT GIVE HINTS OR SPOIL SECRETS, even if they are already known by the general Neopian population. Things like when the next plot will come out, how scoring for an event works, if anyone has an avatar, or any other secretive type things are not open for discussion! This stuff exists solely for the purpose of being figured out by players like you and I will not divulge their secrets. I can't answer any Neomails of the sort. *nod*
Miscellania
· FAQ
FAQ!
Please read! :)
 
· Favourites
» Neopet · Grundos & Lennies
» Petpet · Spardel
» Character · Sloth
» Item · Anything Sloth, Grundo, or Plush
» Game · Super Hasee Bounce
» Avatar · The Darkest Faerie and others that aren't perfect squares
 
· Status
» Neomail · Open!
» Neofriends · Too many!
» Battles · Closed
» Challenges · Closed
» Items · You keep them!
» Freezings · Can't help
» Avatar Hints · Nope!

· Plugs
» A Slothy Tribute   » Lunchbox Lunacy   » Monkeys of Doom

· Credits
User lookups, graphics, code, and anything else custom you see on my accounts were made by me. :D No yoinking or sticky paws or I'll use my ninja skills on you! (Or just... you know... report you for theft.)

visitors since 02.09.2010.
(369,711 Visitors from 12.02.04 to 02.09.2010)
Counter by Boingdragon!

User Info
Name: snarkie
Gender: Female
Country: United States

Status: Online - Lurking
Last Spotted: Stealth!
Started Playing: June 13, 2000

Hobbies: Eating Red Vines, wasting hours and hours on RPGs, designing games, wearing black and being stealthy, jumping from rooftop to rooftop, seppuku, being a code monkey, nerding out while playing D&D with fellow staff, four sweater vests

Tyrannian Army: Trainee (11 points)

Guild: Leader in Sock Monkey Protection League


Trades

Auctions

Wishlist
Send a Message
Neomail
Make NeoFriend
Neofriend
Collections

Secret Avatars:
248



Stamps:
5


Site Themes:
16

Key Quest Tokens:

172 (151 unique)



Neodeck:
Cards of Doom
5 cards (5 unique)
+ Premium Cards

One Player BD Wins:
372 out of 418
(89.00%)
Shop & Gallery

Shop: Shop to test things with
Size: 24

Gallery: Testinator!
Size: 3
Neopets


Karoshi
Male Lenny
Age: 2,265 days
Level: 1


Krawdley
Male Krawk
Age: 372 days
Level: 20


Mekkatorque
Male Grundo
Age: 2,972 days
Level: 1


ninjitsuo
Male Grundo
Age: 3,799 days
Level: 500


Smarloe
Male Aisha
Age: 2,543 days
Level: 3
Games and Trophies
Games Played: 73

- Site Event Trophies -


Meridell Squire
(13 points)

Warrior
(1016 points)

Plunderer
(303 points)

Swabby
(17 points)
Warrior
(Rank 2)

Royal Astronomer

Altador Cup
1st Place (Supporter)

Master Sleuth

Swamp Slorg
(420 points)

Daily Dare 2010

Altador Cup V
Participant

Level 2
Games Master

Saviour of the Faeries
(150,750 points)

Daily Dare 2011

Participant
Altador Cup VII

Obelisk War
Camp Guard

Battledome Veteran


- Site Feature Trophies -


Kadoatery
(8 fed)

Defender of Neopia
(Mission 14)

Defender of Neopia Series 2
(Mission 5)

Lucky Space Faerie Charm

Lutari Talisman


- Game Trophies -

Trophies: None

Neohome
Habitarium

Level: 2

NC MALL


NC Mall Album




NC Collectible
Collector's Album




NC Wish List


 



snarkie is a Neopets Programmer - This means that they code random things around the site like games of doom, and they are 1337.