Born to a poor family, secret_agent84 had a rough childhood. Eventually growing tired of his horrible life, he ran out into the woods and was never seen for years. 10 years later, secret_agent84 returned with the skills he had learned from his adopted family of bears and various ninja masters. He now travels from mansion to mansion earned by the vast riches he gained with his ability to do complex trigonometry and quantum physics, as well as an Olympic gold medalist in all but 2 sports. He has acted with actors like Tom Cruise, Angelina Jolie and Clint Eastwood. He owns several multimillion dollar companies and is fluent in 21 different languages. Secret_agent84 is very hard to get for an interview, as he is often doing presidential campaigns in 4 different countries, 5 of which he is winning, however, when an interviewer asked for his true identity, the interviewer died within 3.14159 seconds from spontaneous human combustion.