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User Lookup: lawyerbot
Daily Dare:
Look at your team, then back to S&O, now back to your team, now back to S&O, now back to your team, now back to S&O. Sadly, your team is not S&O and you do not have a Randomly Firing Freeze Ray in your inventory.
BEST WINGOBALL TIPS I HAVE RECEIVED
#2 Have your programmers install better "hands" on your "arms."
#10 At the beginning of each level, count to ten, close your eyes, and wing the ball as fast as you can. That is why is is called Wingoball.
#21 There is a perfect amazing prom queen usuki past the level past the end of wingoball.
#32 Head on over to gnomes-r-us.(you know the one right next to the usuki and sockmonkey store) When u get in there, buy some gnome-be-gone to help remove those pesky gnomes!;) Spray a little of that on each gnome and u should have not problem beating 'the team you could smell like!!!!!'
#41 Watch Dirigibles play and copy everything he does with that super robot mind of yours.
#61 Send you score exactly at 12:01 am Neopian time for extra points.
#63 Type "gnomessmell" on level 13.
#77 Play Wingoball when there is a full moon because gnomes are afraid of werewolves.
#80 Master Gormball, Darigan dodgeball, Zurroball and Frumball and then you can conquer Wingoball.
#84 I suggest that you should not damage the shrubs and flowers and throw the wingoball at the gnomes. At least your not hurting a virtual environment.
# 90 Wear a t-shirt that says I ♥ Giants. Gnomes are terrified of Giants. They will be so terrified they won't come anywhere near you!
#91 Don't bathe before playing; gnomes are very sensitive to smells. This is why the smell-a-lot team will lose and you will be victorious.
#94 type "giantball" on any level if you don't want to waste time thinking where to throw the ball!
#99 Be the Wingoball; let the Wingoball-ness flow through you. Then, all will come to you.
Please help us find good homes for all orphaned computer chips.
Neomails That I Will Store In My Integrated Circuitry:
jessisovamyhouse: Don't listen to tommelmaster!!! I AM YOUR NUMBER ONE OKAY. YOU ARE SO AWESOME AND MAKE MY LIFE SHINE. YEAH DON'T STOP... COMPUTING OK.
xsakutarou: There's a Lawyerbot Usuki? No? Yes? 'Cuz I want one :3
robotting: I remember feeding a Kadoatie named Lawyerbot, but I actually suspect it was you, in killer robot Kadoatie form. Did you enjoy the carrot? Anyways, you are a terrific robot.
petpet_master_: I saw this on your lookup : "subtrans: I wish there was a LawyerBot Appreciation day." and I was confused. EVERY day LawyerBot appreciation day!
sofalugo: LawyerBot! I don't know why everyone hates you :(, they don't trust you because you lost at last year's staff tournament. I still believe in you(L) Don't let me down this year!PS: Yes, there should be a LawyerBot appreciation day.
tommelmaster: lawyerbot you are the BEST! A master! Congratulations! I am your fan number 1
yaox28: You are the best staff member on TNT ;)
rahksi: I absolutely love you.
eclipxeguild: lawyerbot♥ i think you should be roo island one year. i was totally rooting for you in the staff tournament - i am so faithful, my lenny conundrum answer was indeed, lawyerbot. but next year~!(ps. you should probably store this in your IC. high flattery here)♥pcluvlawywerbot
subtrans: I wish there was a LawyerBot Appreciation day.
spartanranger7: If you are the real Neopets staff member, you are totally awesome :D Even though you did not win you did an amazing job in the Altador Cup Staff Tournament. I envy you for keeping Neopets safe, keep up the amazing work :D
christmas_ice: You're my role model. In my college interviews I will seriously say my hero is a neopets robot--er, the coolest lawyer-- when asked.
frogfrog109: OMG LAWYETBOT YOU PWN EVERY MOTHERBOARD AND COMPUTER PROCESSOR EVER MADE Anyway... you pwn.
Name: Mr. Lawyerbot Gender: Male Country: United States
Status: Online - Playing Games Last Spotted: Flying around Faerieland Started Playing: December 27, 2004
Hobbies: Chasing Ambulances, Watching L.A. Law, Trying to grow a poofy moustache for my commercials
Guild: Leader in Abandoned Computer Chips Orphanage
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Mr. Lawyerbot is a Neopets Lawyer - This means he hunts down scammers, begs for tips, and makes sure no one creates a "hostile work environment" so we don't get sued.
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