WELL, JAMES, let me tell you. It all began when your Aunt was building a pirate ship out of Saran-wrap. She was so excited about the project that she neglected to complete her Crossword Puzzles. At any rate, my point is not to bore, but to inform the dangers of buying chickens in bulk. Paper gets discolored after awhile, Charlie, and I'm not telling you this for my health. Rather, I wish that you would consider a different career in the future. Comic books are on the way out. Now if you'll look over there, you'll notice that there is a ginormous rhinocerous sitting down yonder on my bedside table next to my carton drink and alarm clock. Please say hello to him since you two will be a team for your next task. You will be designing a better pair of pants. But first, you must take off your glasses - blurred vision always sparks good ideas. Besides I think you look like a rat when you wear them. After you have completed these pantaloons, you will be presenting them to your School Principal for credit. Please think of your mother the next time you visit a restaurant establishment. She so enjoys it when you bring her cornbread.