The Black Pteri sits on a tree above this page. He slowly opens his eyes and croaks: "Did you like Fetedieu's comics in the Neopian Times? If you want to see some more, click here.

Hi! Please read these "few" lines before you neomail me:

I won't give away free stuff and I won't give you any Transmogrification Potion or Morphing Potion from my gallery.
I worked hard for them and I won't give them away.

I never ask anyone to buy something from my shop. So don't expect any advantage or free stuff if you do so.
The items in my shop are not overpriced, it's not a donation shop.

No chat speak please! As you can see, I'm from Hungary so English is not my first language. But I do my best to write
every sentence with correct grammar and spelling. Maybe I'm weird but I would be ashamed if I met a
foreigner who could speak Hungarian better than me. Don't you feel ashamed that I - a foreigner - know English grammar
and spelling better than you? So please, try to use this beautiful language correctly.

No, you can't be my neofriend. I have a way too long list already, and I don't accept any more.
You can always neomail me though, I try to answer them all.

Don't neomail me to ask for one of my pets.
I'LL NEVER ABANDON VAINEMENT, BASSEUMER, CJHAZEL OR XTRAMENTAL SO DON'T BOTHER TO ASK!

Thanks for reading this :)