I'm just a poor writer who plays Neopets way too much. Mmmyep.

On another note,I will no longer be accepting random Neofriends requests. Unless you already actually know me, Neofriend requests from out of the blue will no longer even be considered. Sorry, but it's getting tiresome of having to wade through countless requests from perfect strangers when all I want to do is play some games.

If you are so inclined, go ahead and check out my ever-expanding Sloth Gallery over on my spare account, del_the_psycho. Remember, kids: Sloth propeganda can be FUN! Don't forget to say hi to the maintainer of the gallery, Loris the Moehog.

Also, you can visit my babies that just don't belong on my other spare account, theoddones.

There's also another mule account called ilikebeefs. Don't ask me to explain that name. Please.

And, finally, my last muley, _itchytasty_, which I created simply because I wanted that account name before someone else took it. It is now my Lab-Ray account, run by that delightfully mad and twisted Shoyru, Ramon Salazar.

Also, I have recently taken to collecting Dr Sloth Pinatas since I would like to put an end to the senseless, brutal pummeling of paper mache effigies of my hero, Frank Sloth. If you happen to have one (and I know you do) and would like to donate it to me, I can guarentee that it would live happily amongst its own kind in a pinata-colony I have founded inside my SDB. Please, let's stop the abuse of Sloth Pinatas before it starts.

(Current Population of SlothPinataopolis: 214)

150th Dr Sloth Pinata donated by Luath! They rock the casbah like a hurricane!

And BlindeadPigginess donated a total of 40 pinatas! Holy shmoo! Muchas gracias!