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User Lookup: bori_bomber

My name is Bori. I'm an adult Neopian. I have posted almost every day on Neopets since I made this account, and I can eat an entire honeydew melon by myself. I know other tricks as well: make coffee; butter toast; draw cartoon animals; sing Alligators All Around; Julienne fries, and more (but not all at once)!

I like the finer things in life. I have a penchant for designer clothes, esp. for Armani, Zegna, and for the French label: Balmain. I like gourmet and exotic/foreign foods: squid ink pasta, starfruit, samosa, saag, silver needle tea, etc (also, if it's made of spelt - I'll like it ...I just noticed everything on my grocery list begins with S)!

I'm interested also in antique furniture and vintage kitchen and decorative items. Most unique of all is I play the Pokey-mon Trading card game (TCG). If you want to talk cards, NM me or find me on the Neopets Newbie Chat.

BORI'S ANNOUNCEMENT!

I love you all, but I'm tired of being asked how I am, what my favorite color/song/species of frog is, among other things not pertinent to my interests. I will talk about things I like, yes, but i'm not inclined to answer pointless or invasive questions. Want to talk Pokey-mon? Yes! Want to show me your haul from Saks? Bring it! Want to share a recipe for snail salad? I'm all ears! Want to know how my day went? DON'T ASK! Odds are, I'm not your friend and my day is none of your affair. D: ...Yes, I understand I'm peculiar, but such is the way I am. You needn't like it, but please accept the fact.

Addendum (FAQ)

Apparently, I'm still receiving requests for chat and being assailed with questions, so I'll try to answer most of them here.

Will you NF me?

No. I don't do NeoFriending anymore. I feel internet 'friending' is overused and devalues legitimate friendship. Moreover, if I'm your friend, there will be no need to validate it, as there will be no doubts on the matter. Additionally, friendship 'just happens', and so requires no invitations. :)

With that said, bear in mind I'm an unsocial person (not to be confused with anti-social). I don't like it when others try to get too close to me - I will drive you away and it won't be a pleasant experience for either of us. Let's enjoy each other from an appreciable distance (I'm not here to make friends).

Will you reopen your NeoMail?

It's likely open now, and will remain so unless I'm feeling particularly unobliging. If I'm disenchanted, upset, or whathaveyou, I won't feel like being convivial or pleasant, hence the raising of my drawbridge is a necessary evil. If you find my NeoMail is closed, just try again the following day. If something is urgent, find me on the Neopets Newbie Chat.

I want to give you something. Will you please accept my gift?

I love to give presents, but I do not like to receive them. I'd rather a gift be played forward - that is, I'd rather you respond by giving a gift to SOMEONE ELSE. Imagine if everyone did this! ;)

Which forum do you use most? I'd like to find you so we can chat on the boards

Newbie Chat.

Will you play KeyQuest with me?

Not anymore, no. I find that KQ tends to bring out the worst in people (myself not excluded), and I'd rather not get myself into a situation or confrontation. Moreover, I find the etiquette of many players to be disagreeable and deleterious to my gaming experience. Additionally, my computer tends to freeze in the KQ lobby and I have been unable to remedy this.

Will you please draw me something?

I cherish that you asked, but PROBABLY NOT (but if my NM happens to be open, you may inquire). I don't like to draw anymore as I've lost my interest in it. How ever, every now and then I'll have one of my spells of creativity (which I'll announce on the Neopets Newbie Chat). That's the best time to ask! Also PLEASE have an idea in mind: do not say merely "Draw my Neopet" as I deem the phrase demanding and insincere. I draw ONLY for those who WANT drawings!

Why are you so popular?

I'm not. :P I'm well-known on the Newbie Chat, since I have posted there, from this account, almost every day since I created it. I used to be known on the Avatar Chat, mostly for writing articles about lending. And, yes: I've been lent BGC, MSPP, and SuAP.

How are you?

I find this question both insincere and invasive. Think about what you're asking: HOW am I? You're either asking how I exist, or keeping a log of my mood swings. ...The best answer I can give is: I am because I was, I was because I could be, and I would be, so I became. Satisfactory?


User Info
Name: Tasli Marten
Gender: Male
Country: United States

Last Spotted: Stealth!
Started Playing: July 20, 2005


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Size: 27

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Fluffelhaufen
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Age: 813 days
Level: 50


Luer
Male Bori
Age: 1,328 days
Level: 34


Schnype
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Age: 1,613 days
Level: 64


Spivster
Male Bori
Age: 2,354 days
Level: 353
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Royal Astronomer

Daily Dare 2010

Level 1
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Saviour of the Faeries
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Daily Dare 2011

Daily Dare 2012

Altador Cup VII
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Obelisk War
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Daily Dare 2013
Silver Trophy

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Defender of Neopia
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Defender of Neopia Series 2
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Second place at NeoQuest!!
Second place at
NeoQuest!!
Second place at Better Than You!!
Second place at
Better Than You!!
Beating Punchbag Bob CHAMPION!!!
Beating Punchbag Bob CHAMPION!!!
Third place at NeoQuest II!!
Third place at
NeoQuest II!!
Third place at Extreme Herder 2!!
Third place at
Extreme Herder 2!!



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