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Pet Name: MilesMaxx
A Faerie Grundo galloped over the hill on his dappled, grey steed. His purple cape billowed and snapped in the wind, and his wings folded to his sides. He trotted on, looking around anxiously. A red blur scooted under his poor old horse. He continued riding majestically, not noticing the snorting and snickering. He approached a beautiful Faerie Grundo, and she smiled at him. He practically raced over to the girl. He was three quarters of the way there when the scheming little demon under his horse started howling with laughter and shoved his horse over. His steed fell onto him, and he squirmed and screamed and lashed out, all to the extreme amusment of the fair maiden Grundo, who was rolling on the grass, roaring with laughter. She hadn't seen the red creature, for he had scooted off too fast, so he could pull some other mischief.
MilesMaxx ran around the NeoHome, screaming at Gnorbirt and brandishing a fork. Froggy ran directly after him, threatening a significant punishment. Suddenly Miles stopped dead in his tracks and turned around, watching his owner skid off to the side and slam into a wall to avoid hitting him.
"You wouldn't dare," he said menacingly.
"Oh?" replied Froggy coolly. "I'd fill in your biggest and best Pit of Spikes."
"Would not," said Miles daringly.
Froggy reached down and scooped up a tiny Plushie Snarhook that was just running by.
"No!" Miles cried, reaching for Snack the Snarhook, but Froggy swerved.
"I'll take him away," Froggy threatened. Miles' bottom lip trembled, and he glared at Froggy, then ran away up the stairs. "It looks like we took care of him, eh, Snack?" Froggy kissed the little petpet. "My little bargaining chip."
Miles sprinted down the stairs, carrying a huge metal baseball bat, and confronted Froggy, who was still holding Snack.
"Give him back," he snarled. Froggy handed Snack over to Miles, and stepped back. Miles scratched his chin, and Froggy's intuition told him to run away, but he couldn't just leave Miles unsupervised. Miles finished with his thinking and gave Froggy a horrible grin. He threw his arms up, still holding the bat, and brought it down hard on Froggy's head.
When Froggy woke up, he was hanging by his toes over the very Pit of Spikes that he had threatened to fill.
"MIIIIIIIIIIIIIILES!!!" he growled, so loud that the ground around the enormous hole shook. AugustusMaxxmillion ran over, and instantly collapsed on the ground, laughing so hard he nearly choked.
"What did you do, Da?" he snorted, then recieved a withering glare from Froggy. "I mean... where do you keep the rope cutter?"
For the next hour Gus and KashaMo tried to cut the rope, but with no success.
"Miles must have made some more of that stupid 'InvinciRope' stuff," Mo sighed. "Can I just go back to sleep now?"
"I don't think we can get you out, Da," Gus groaned.
"MIIIIIIIIIIIIIILES!!!" bellowed Froggy.
Any relation? I dare say there is some, eh? Can Grundos live forever?