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Hello there... I'm here for the, erm, pet spotlight interview. *gulps* I'm Taboushkee. I, well, I don't really WANT to be here, but my owner, Lyra, is kinda forcing- OW!! *he turns around and stares at Lyra* Why did you kick- OW!! Ok, ok, I'll... stop telling the judges that I'm not the one who wants this award. *whimpers* You see, I- I, well, I deserve to win because... I'm a... a pirate. Yes, that's right. A pirate. A real one. I steal treasure and stuff. Really. I, um, sail on those boat things, with, uh, my crew of evil heartless pirates. In fact, if you want, I can even tell you about my latest adventure out at sea, but I'm sure you have much more interseting things to do. ...Wh- what's that, you WANT to hear about it? *gulps* Are you sure? Well, alright then...
It happened... a few days ago. Yes, that's right, it just happened. I was on my trusty, er, pirate ship. The name? It's supposed to have a name? I mean, right, of course my ship has a name... It's called the... *his eyes dart around the room nervously* Wait... the- the name's on the tip of my tongue, it's called, erm, it's the Pink... TOAST!! Yes, that's right, the Pink Toast. *nods as his cheeks turn red* It's quite an original name, don't you think?
So, where was I? ...Right, I was on my... my beloved Pink Toast, and the sea was... it was... calm. I was alone because all my sailors had been attacked and eaten by hungry sea chias. What? You've never heard of sea chias? Oh dear... I meant to say... Let's just forget the hungry sea chias, okay?? So... I was alone for, uhh... some secret reasons. Yeah, that makes sense.
All of a sudden, a HUGE wave came crashing over the Pink Toast! ...And, err... it sank. Yup, the Pink Toast is, uhh, dead. *gulps* However, since, erm, I'm such a good swimmer, I managed to swim all the way to a nearby island, which was conviniently... near. I don't, um, really remember what the island looked like, because all this happened many years ago- Oops, I said this had been a few days ago, didn't I? *turns red*
So, uh, back to the island. I was unconscious. Yes, all that swimming knocked me out. I was then woken up by a tribe of Coconut JubJubs. They were very kind, in fact, they even brought me back to my home. But I, uh, fell asleep during the whole trip so I don't know how long the trip was, or what I was traveling on... I just, err, woke up in my own bed. Yup.
...And so that's my amazing story. Isn't it... fascinating? Every bit of it is true. Really. Oh, um, before I go, I
think there's one more thing I need to do. *takes a deep breath and puffs out his chest* Arrrrrrr, matey! *grins
sheepishly* Can I go now?
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