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Hello. I'm 64587465874368767, aka Six. That's right, Six. I supposse you've never heard of me. That's okay, I've never heard of you. Whoever you are. Unless you're Dr Sloth, in which case, you rock! *Everyone looks at her weird*... and by "rock", I meant "are a very evil person". I think I covered that up pretty well... and by covered up, I mean told the truth. Suckers...
Anyway, if you're reading this, is either means I've won the Pet Spotlight, or that you're one of the Neopets Team members who has to read my owner's writing of what I dictate (in which case you have my deepest sympathies). Six, I'm not writing that down... great, look what you made me type. Here, you type now.
Excuse my owner, he's just angry that I get the spotlight instead of him. He's always been like that, I don't know why I keep him. Believe me, you don't own the poogle, the poogle owns you. That's probably why very few people own one. Anyway, about me? I'm the only girl in a family of four neopets and, of course, our owner, Holycow, aka Mr Cow, aka "Are you the owner of the poogle who booby-trapped my front porch". By the way, I rigged the porch for all the right reasons, so don't think of me as a troublemaker. Despite the fact that Cow hides every April Fools Day, yet I manage to trick him anyway.
What's an average week for a poogle like me? Well, I start Monday by being woken up by my owner. Like any sensible person, I stay in bed until he fonally prys me out with the crowbar beside it. I threw the crowbar away once, but he just had a new one the next day. I bet he has a bunch of extra crowbars in his closet.
After that, since I spent about an hour just getting out of bed, I have 20 seconds to brush my teeth, eat breakfast and walk to school. I beg my owner for a bike, but he has something against beggars.
On Friday evening, we have neopolitan ice cream for desert after dinner. We drive our owner insane with the exact amounts of each flavour we want. I, personally, like half chocolate, and a quarter of each vanilla and strawberry.
Every Sunday, my brother Skyhawk and I discuss the news of the past Neopian week. You might think of this as an intellectual meeting, but our discussions can get pretty ugly. We write it down and post it on my pet page (It would've been on Skyhawk's, but I was eating an apple when he said "Not it!")
Psst... don't tell anyone, but, when it's really boring and I want to see some action, I turn into my alter ego. That's right; ULTRA POOGLE! Defender of all that is right in Neopia (In other words, defender of nothing. Hey, Ultra Poogle has the right to be cynical!) and speaker from a third person's point of view!
Well, that's just about everything about me... as you can see, I'm not very complex when you're writing an essay about me.
Anyway, if you want to know more about me, if you want to say you neomailed a real nerd, or if I destroyed your lawn gnome,
send a neomessage to my owner, Holycow81.
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