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Pet Name: Galactic_Gold and Grubin_Xixix
Owner: k2yglitch
Breed: Grundo

* A mutant grundo wearing a tiki amulet and carrying a Virtupets Enegry Sabre waltzes out onto the stage. He has a scarred right eye that is permanently closed. He pulls up two chairs and sits in one.*

G_G: Hello, I'm Galactic Gold, a mutant Grundo. *the audience gasps.* Now I know what you're thinking, but the Gallery of Evil merely has a few misconceptions. First, I am not evil nor stupid. In fact, I am quite intelligent. I am here to tell you about my life and why I should win the Pet Spotlight. I gave a list of questions for my "partner" Grubin to ask me but he seems to be running a little late.....

*There is a loud crash and a red grundo runs onto the stage grasping a crinkled piece of paper. The grundo collapses into the other chair, exhausted.*

Grubin: Sorry I'm late. Galactic, I've finished dusting your Neohome, waxing the Space Cruiser, feeding your doglefox and........
G_G: Fine Grubin, fine! Will you please just ask the first me the first question?
Grubin: Ah, sure thing, Goldie.
G_G: Don't call me Goldie.
Grubin: Sure thing...Okay! First question! What do you do for a living?
G_G: I am the Captain of the Space Cruiser, the SP-361X. Grubin here is my first mate. We soar through sky and space fighting evil in whatever form we find it! I am also a Defender of Neopia. Well, technically not because I've never actually ran into the Pant Devil.... but that's because he wouldn't dare steal anything from me.
Grubin: What do you do for fun?
G_G: Fighting in the battledome and blasting Meuka with my apharagus powered ray gun!
Grubin: Gee, Boss. I think you left out the fact you like to golf and do balle-
G_G: Zip it, Grubin! They don't want to hear about that! Next question!
Grubin: Ooookkkaayyy. Do you have any chronic fears?
G_G: Nope. Not afraid of anything.
Grubin: Really Boss? I always thought you were scared of Ghost Uni's...........
G_G: Grubin! Shut up! You're only supposed to ask the questions!
Grubin: Allright, allright. What about your past?
G_G: I was born into a wealthy family, yet born to leave my parents' rich lifestyle and rebel against Dr. Sloth and joined the fight against evil!
Grubin: Huh? Hey! You lied to me! You always told me you rebelled against Sloth 'cause he demoted you from a Grundo Commander back to a lousy---
G_G: GRUBIN! BE QUIET! ARE YOU TRYING TO GIVE ME TO A BAD NAME, OR SOMETHIN'?
Grubin Oh, sorry, Boss, I-I-I didn't mean to say.....I mean..........um..............OK................next question. What was your most embarrassing moment?
G_G: I never had one. I've never done anything embarrasing in my life.
Grubin: Uh huh! What about the time when you got your head stuck in the dung toilet and almost drowned? Or how about the time when--
G_G: GRUBIN!!!!!!!! ARGGGHHHHHH!
Grubin: You know what, Cap'n? You're pathetic.
G_G: ARGGH! *Galactic Gold grabs the list of questions out of Grubin's hand and rips it up and then throws it to the ground.Galactic Gold storms off the stage.* Forget it!
Grubin: Wait Cap'n! Come back! I didn't mean it! Well, thanks for coming, folks. I'd better go and catch up with the Cap'n. I don't really feel like having to sleep in the cargo hold again. Cap'n! Cap'n! Please come back! Oh, and Happy Grundo Liberation Day! *Grubin rushes off the stage*

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