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Pet Name: Nicole0929021
"Oh sure. You've seen all those other pet spotlight winners. They have wonderful owners who take care of them correctly.
They lead happy lives with their human companion by their side. Well...heh...not me."
*A small baby ixi is sitting infront of you with a disgusted look on her face. Beside her is a 14 year old girl whose sitting
on the floor, playing with a metal spring*
Nicole: Whatever. I'm Nicole. I'm a baby ixi who is forced to live with my foster "parent". My parents were mysteriously taken
away by the knights of Meridell. I never saw them again. *A tear wells up in her eye. She hates thinking about that* Then.....she
came. *she gestures to Katty who is very amused by the spring.
Katty: Oooooh. Look at it spring back! I wonder how it works...
Nicole: This is my "owner", Katty. She likes shiny things, cheese, squishy things, and....cheese. *gives Katty a
Katty: MARSHMALLOW! Squishy! *she begins to play with the marshmallow instead*
Nicole: Now, you would think on appearance that she would be much more intellectually advanced than I. I mean...I'm a baby,
shes 14. Well...you'd be surprised how many people think that. I've read over 100 books. She takes a month to read one. And
she does it slowly. *hands katty "Ixi Pop Up Book"*
Katty: YAY! *opens book* AH! The pictures are alive!!!
Nicole: Anyway, now I shall ignore this person beside me and tell you alittle about my life. I'm a hardcore battledomer. I go
there everyday and pick fights with people for my own amusement! I usually win, of course. I use my beautiful Sinsis Sword! *she
pulls out a large shimmering sword from the sheath behind her* I received it from Sinsi herself when I was born!
Katty: *throws book behind her, transfixed by the sword* SHINY!!!
Nicole: AHH! *throws sword across the room* Go! Go katty! Go chase the shiny thing!
Katty: *runs after the sword, tripping over her own feet*
Nicole: You are an idiot. You know that?
Katty: *to you* Are you my friend?
Nicole: Bad katty! Bad! Go take a nap!
Katty: *whimpers* ok..ok....*instantly falls asleep snoring loudly*
Nicole: Anyway...my life. I eat so many different foods she buys. One day I'm eating snow, the next day I have apple juice in
every course. She once tried to feed me pickled olives! *gags*
Katty: *dreaming* Yes...I do want the blue cheese in the marshmallow.....
Nicole: She loves doing Taelias Quests! She always runs home with a cheap weapon and a snowball. And I'm forced to pay the
price. She tells me theres no more money to buy food with, so I have to go to the games room myself and earn neopoints!
Sometimes I have to do the shopping because she knocks herself unconsious by "learning". She whacks her head with a book
thinking it'll make her smarter! I always have to make sure I buy books for myself. I have to stay as far away from her mental
capacities as possible!!! I give her the book when I'm done!
Katty: *still dreaming* What do you mean I need a spoon with that...I'm fine with the straw...
Nicole: Luckily, I have some refuge from this moron. My wonderful petpet, Sarotek, is always at the ready to take me wherever
I need to go! He's kinda large for a horus, but I love him anyway! *hugs her Christmas Horus*
Katty: *wakes up* I have an idea! Lets all go to Mystery Island and help the natives with their stew! *runs out the door. A
crash is heard*
Nicole: You see how annoying she is? See what I have to live with!? It gets hard to overlook it everyday!!!
Katty: *walks back soaked* Look! I got an ice cube! *falls over*
Nicole: This is sad. Really. Why am I here. This is all too embarrasing.
Katty: *pulls out a book* Must do homework! 2+2...........22! *scribbles it down on the book*
Nicole: Will you start acting your age!?
Nicole: *sigh* *whacks katty in the back of her head with her hoof*
Katty: Duuuuuuuuuuuh *falls over again, but jumps back up* I just forgot something!!! *runs out the door*
Nicole: *face buried in her hooves* Lock the door. Please.
Katty: *runs back in with cheese* CHEESE!!! *throws it at you*
Nicole: My apologies. Please. Control her. I can't do anything else.
Katty: Hey!......Where am I? *starts to wander around* Hey! You look like that annoying Ixi I know!
Nicole: *walks up to the screen* Please. Save me! HELP!!!!
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