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- Today's Pet Spotlight -
Pet Name: Krashark
A small, wicked looking Halloween aisha saunters up to the "Pet Spotlight" stage, eying the audience with disgust. He's carrying
a large black trident, and around his shoulders a Halloween Aisha Cape is flung spookily. He attempts an impressive leap to the
podium, but his cape catches on a piece of wood and he's choked back, falling over. He mumbles a few indecipherable (but
undoubtedly vulgar) words and gets up, glaring and huffing.
"Don't you DARE laugh." He growls, stroking the trident with his clawed paws and looking around at the audience. A young Acara
lets out a few giggles, not knowing much of anything, and is stifled by a wide-eyed mother. Krashark smiles deviously.
"Ha! Yes, stifle your children, worthless peons! They do not know what power is before them! For I..." he pauses dramatically,
a wicked gleam in his yellow eyes, "...am KRASHARK!" He throws his head back, waving his trident in the air.
If any crickets lived in Neopia, now would be a perfect time for them to chirp, for it was deathly silent. But not for long...
because then, in the farthest reaches of the large room, a neopet spoke.
"Hey.. isn't that the guy that was in the BEAUTY CONTEST?!"
"Oh my god!! You're right! Ha ha ha! What a riot! Ha ha HA!"
The audience looks at one another, slightly confused, until recognition finally sets in. They burst into hysterical laughter, and
Krashark takes a few steps back, aghast.
"HAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA!!!" roars a small techo, "You!!! Haha.. I can't believe I'm *hic* seeing this! You're SOOO funny! Your
dress..." The audience doubles up into another fit of laughter.
Krashark's eyebrows furrow deeply, and he steps forward and whacks the podium with an angry paw. "SHUT UP!" he hisses, pounding
the podium with each syllable. "YOU WILL FEEL MY WRATH, USELESS BEASTS!!!!"
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!!!!!!! What's up with your WINGS?!" cries a red Grarrl, rolling on the floor and holding onto his fat
stomach, squirming in hysterics.
Krashark shakes himself violently and puts a paw to his head, perplexed at the idea of these neopets laughing at HIM, the
greatest being to exist in the history of Ever. He stomps ragingly back to the podium; a final look of determination in his
cruel eyes. He removes the gray microphone from its stand and puts it to his mouth.
"SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he roars, using ever bit of venom in his voice that he can muster. The audience goes silent. "You seem
to think me a joke, do you!!!!? A petty fool at which you can laugh as you please?!?!? Think again, wretched clods! You are
standing before the great Krashark. And..." He shakes his fist bitterly, "The Beauty Contest was NOT my idea." He looks around
at the audience, waiting to see if anyone else will start snickering. They don't. Krashark relaxes a bit and takes his paw off of
the podium. "Good. With that bit settled.. I'll get into the business of why *I*, the magnificent and lordly Krashark, should be
put into this 'Pet spotli'--"
The audience, remembering once more that week of seeing this 'manly' aisha in a polka-dotted Beauty Contest dress, roars with
laughter once more. Krashark, in an uncontrollable bout of anger, throws his trident at a chuckling Kougra's head and stomps off,
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