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- Today's Pet Spotlight -

Pet Name: Sprousen
Owner: cole_dylan
Breed: Ixi


About Sprousen:

Sprousen's my friend from the first day we met
Even though he cried a lot and diapers always wet
He likes to have a lot of fun and also sing and dance
And all he said was "goo-goo ga-ga look I'm speaking France"

Many many people says that Sprousen is so cute
His body was so tiny and his legs were just minute
With green fur all over and his eyes were dark and round
He looks so strong and furious and better than a hound

He loves to laugh and joke around and play a lot of sports
With a ball or with a rope, he will enjoy all sorts
He likes to eat anything cooked, raw or found
When he has food, he will think there's not a care around

He's very mischievous if you know what I mean
Once he ran away and he acted like a fiend
He likes to chew furniture and get the house all muddy
But who will care anyway he's still my greatest buddy

Sprousen: Cole! This is the hundredth time you have read that poem can't you shut it already?
Cole: Why, I think it's rather good.
Sprousen: My diaper wasn't always wet!
Cole: Then how would you describe yourself, ol' mighty one.
Sprousen: hmm... I was great, pretty, cute, sweet, delightful, charming, endearing, adorable, gorgeous, lovable, enchanting, kind, well mannered, polite
Cole: Okay okay! Stop! I never knew you knew so many vocabulary words.
Sprousen: I don't, I memorized them last night from the dictionary.
Cole: Yeah, I thought so.
Sprousen: Hey, are you saying I'm dumb?
Cole: no, I'm just saying you're dumb.
Sprousen: Good, I thought you said I'm dumb. *[Realizes he's been tricked]* HEY!!
Cole: Maybe we can get rid of this one and I'm sure you are able to write a new poem about yourself.
Sprousen: Good idea! Glad I thought of it!
*[10 hours later]*
Sprousen: Cole! I did it! Listen to this.

My name is Sprousen the greatest ixi
I have an owner called Cole
I am replacing his stupid poem
So listen to this goal

I have two horns, I'm two legs tall
And I'm no scaredy cat
I have green fur and big deep eyes
Many are jealous of that

I am strong and really brave
With hard and iron hooves
Not to mention my long sharp teeth
And a shiny collar too

I have a little petpet bloop
I also have a bike
I'm burlier than the Techo master
Bring it on Butch and Spike

Sprousen: How was that??? Speechless hey? Who said I'm so dumb?
Cole: uh...


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