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Pet Name: Niagra_Q
Oy! Hello, hello fellow neopets!!! I am Ptani the great, Ptani the wise, the world's foremost expert insulter... I write all of
the insults for my battling brothers!! I am-
Niagra Q: Hold it! What're you doing, you little rat! This is my story!
Ptani: See ya later, compadres! Hee hee hee!
Niagra Q: Sorry about that. Ptani just can't resist a little attention. I forget why we even got her. Oh, I remember. We got her
from my dad's alter-ego other self...I don't get it, but dad says its a user thing.
Anyway, where was I? Oh, yeah, my story... I was born on Itomipof Island, in a little hut, but don't ask how to get there. I
won't tell you. All of the other moehogs were very excited, as I was green, an obvious sign of future power and wealth to the
inhabitants. I was only the cutest baby ever seen, and prone to trouble, which was how I came to leave the island. I was
exploring the jungle somewhere here or there when I happened to see the strangest thing. A scooter-looking thingie, with
rocket boosters and a spiked helmet resting on it. So, of course, I jumped aboard and took it for a spin-or tried to. I flew
head first into the bushes when it stopped in mid-air. Looking over my shoulder, I saw the most frightening thing a little
baby moehog can imagine... well, maybe that's exaggerating. It was the sight of a human standing there, with his hands on his
hips, while strapping on a spiked helmet, a very elaborate move all by itself. He grabbed me by the leg and shook me thoroughly.
"Hmm. Well, if you say so."
The guy dropped me on the ground, and from that moment on, I knew it was meant to be.
I started my training early on, and got a little cheeky. I trained my level way up before anything else and spent every
neopoint I had on a cool fire paintbrush so I would look cool while beating everyone up. I started insulting the Fire Meerca,
which was a very bad idea, and when I started regularly challenging people, I paid regular visits to that ever-kind healing
faerie. At least she sympathized with me. Dad finally wised up and starting training endurance and strength so I could actually
stand any chance at all. I was a little green for my title of Moehog of Pain. Heh heh heh.
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