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Pet Name: Jorkin
Hello there, friend! You've come to read my autobiography, yes? Oh, wait... what was that, TNT?...Yes... ok, well, with the word limit to my story, I'll shorten my life up a tad and just skip to the part where I met livamarie, how's that? The beginning of my life will have to remain a mystery...
What I can tell you is this. My name is Jorkin. It's a short, sweet, and simple name; probably named after a favorite Uncle or something (livamarie says, "or maybe just random stray buttons around the home keys." Pssh.). I was created in Y2 which makes me over 14 years old! I may be older than some of you!
That being said, I've weathered a lot on this site. The birth of the Ruki neopet, the destruction of Faerieland, the introduction of customization... too bad my first owner didn't zap me into a Sponge Kiko before the art changed! That color is so delicious and looks like cheese... Ah well, no hard feelings. Who wants to be cheese if you can't spice it up! *taunts UC neopets with clothing*
Way back when, plots were my favorite. They were SO difficult! I remember trying to connect dots in the sky like the astronomers do... those puzzles had me seeing stars! Luckily I'm a smart cookie (and have been mistaken for one a few times) and eventually solved them all. Livamarie may have helped. A little.
But that's all in the past (however, you can admire livamarie's shiny trophies on her lookup). Now, my all time favorite thing to do is battle in the new Battledome! I'm nowhere near as well trained as my brother Kigglee, who happens to be my long lost twin. We are the exact same age! He is a Jubjub and I am a Kiko so as you may guess, I still have the "upper hand" so to speak. I am also way better dressed for fighting. Decked out in gladiator garb, I strike my opponents as an intimidating figure, I'm sure. Why, just the sight of me and my spear has them crying for their mommies (stop giggling, livamarie, I do not ALWAYS fight baby Boochi!). My favorite prizes to win are red codestones, which livamarie sells for a pretty neopoint to pay for my training with Cap'n Threelegs (the Techo Master will rue the day he turned me away!). I also like winning coins to put in the Neocola machine... a little game of chance here and there... BEWARE OF THE ADDICTION! Dr. Sloth knew what he was doing.
When I'm not battling or training, I'm inside my tent admiring my one trophy (ok, fine, to be fair, it's my petpet's trophy). I spit shine it morning, noon, and night! I'm so proud of him for winning the Petpet Spotlight. But if you cannot tell, I am competitive by nature. I can resign myself to live in my brother Kigglee's shadow (really? 14 trophies? How can I top that?) but I cannot let my own petpet have a trophy when I don't! Hence my incessant rambling about myself. Because I mean, come on. This award has to go to someone, right? Why not a Neopets veteran? 14 years and counting! And I am so looking forward to the years to come.
And to spit shining my second trophy.
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