Random Contest Winners!
Every week or so we have a new Random Contest. The rules and events vary from competition to competition. Below are the winners from the last contest. If you'd like to enter the current contest, wander on over to the Random Contest submission form and have a look at what the currently silly task is. If you think you're up for it, give it a shot and submit your entry.
Ten winners receive the Random Contest avatar, 10,000 NP and an item of DOOM.
Dr. Sloth enjoyment error by avbljf
ERROR: We're sorry, all activites have been disabled. Dr. Sloth has disabled all enjoyment for this site. Click here to continue viewing the pages, but you cannot, and will not enjoy them. If you're unable to enjoy all the non-enjoyment, please contact Dr. Sloth directly.
SDB Overflow Error by canuckle0
You have added one too many items to your SDB and exceeded the internal storage limit of 100,000 items. Unfortunately this is an unrecoverable error and your SDB had to be reset and your items were donated. Feel free to visit the Money Tree (link here) to retreive what you can. Have a nice day and thank you for playing Neopets :)
Dr. Sloth must be lonely :-( by cartoonorbit164
ERROR : You cannot add Dr. Sloth as your neofriend!
We at The Neopets Team will review your case in detail soon! If you are found guilty of treason against Neopia - you will be sludged, and the space faerie will feed your pets to an army of meepits, which she is currently training to storm Sloth's HQ.
If you think there has been a mistake, please click here to contact us. If you really are a Sloth-Lover, click here to de-active your account, and save us the trouble.
Thanks for playing Neopets!
-The Neopets Team
Kungry Hads by ivywood
We're experiencing difficulties in translating the kadoaties wants. It appears someone (and you know who you are) has stuffed socks in their mouths so she could get some beauty sleep.
Error, cannot enter competition! by kirby9587
You have a link that is currently inactive/broken. Please bear with us as TNT is doing one of the following:
1) Watching the NeoCam (it works both ways!)
2) Eating asparagus
3) Trying to find Jelly World
4) Climbing up Terror Mountain to find Donny
5) All of the above
6) Fixing the problem
No longer exists! by kissmytiara326
We're sorry, but due to the slowness of both your mind and fingers (To the more intelligent and nimble this is also known as hand-eye coordination) the item you desire to purchase has been bought already - no doubt this person was more agile than you. Now begone with you feeble creature! Or else it's off to Senility Isle with you!
Your Pet is missing! by masterflay
Oh no, your pet has gone missing!
The Pant Devil stole him, he's in league with Dr. Sloth, and they're trying to -
Ah, just kidding, but don't you feel better about the missing page now?
Math's True Nightmare by spiky_in_the_sky
I'm sorry, but while playing Maths Nightmare, the following error occurred: (x) as it approached the limit of infinity encountered the L'Hopital's Rule error, and does not exist. Thus, this general error means your high score will not be sent. See you in Calculus II again next semester!
Down for maintenance by tombombadil19912304
Neopets is down for maintenance :(
ERROR: The Down For Maintenance Pteri is down for maintenance, so you'll have to do it with the Neocharge Scorchio.
'picture of Neocharge Scorchio'
Neopets is down for maintenance! Remember, loading this page costs you 76 np!
Teh Ebil TNT Error by yoshipirate207
We're terriblly sorry- *another voice* No were not. *original voice* Shhh!!! Anyway, were sorry, but we were bored, so instead of the Ghostkershield you paid 20 million for, we gave you a wooden blocking shield...It looks a lot cooler anyways, and it's made of wood! Wood can burn!! That's real cool, isn't it?
Twenty lucky people have 5,000 NP, the Random Contest avatar and an item whizzing their way.
Flooding by _mooser_
Sorry, you cannot visit Maraqua at the moment; they are experiencing some major flooding.
We regret to inform you that due to a malfunction in the space time continum, and in addition to the fact that the laws of mathmatics have recently been lawfully demolished, and that, unfortunately, since the whole of Neopia will be demolished in aproximately fifteen seconds, that this page is unable to be accessed at this time. Thank you, Dr Sloth.
Battledome Error by cayman_island_gurl
You won't get an avatar that way because your pet is far less superior then the one you were sent to challenge, and tongue sticking out faces are not necessary!
Unloved by celebi155
Sorry, this site is unavailable right now because your pet said so. Yes, that's right, your active neopet told us to never let you onto this area of the site because it is too cool. I geuss you had better start giving it treats more often (:
Battledome Fortune by cherrychocchip
The unavailability of this page has nothing to do with Sloth and his new secret army of page-eating white weewoos (which don't exist, by the way) whatsoever. Nothing at all. Nothing.
So go away.
Adam is mean by dbz_scince_94
Error: Page cannot be displayed..Why? Adam doesn't want you to see it. Don't ask why. He just doesn't. (Adam is mysterious like that..). You will be able to see this page once Donna wacks Adam and forces him to let players see this page. Until then...you're doomed...Lucky you, Donna's on vacation until next year. Whee...See you later...
No item?!! by epicpirate006
ERROR : What do you think you are doing?! Trying to cheat the system by feeding your pet a piece of omelette that no longer exists? Quit teasing your pet with imaginary food and feed him something real! Are you that lazy that you can't go and get another FREE omelette?! The Neopets Pet Care Agency should come and take your pet away from you for mistreatment!
Paraphrasing by freezypop
Neopets says: We're sorry, your score cannot be processed right now...
Neopets means: Yes, we're aware that you usually score 24 on this game. That's why we're going to pretend there's a glitch and refuse to acknowledge this one freak time you're trying to send 4,956. Now no-one will know, because even if you tell them they will think you're lying, and it'll never go on your high scores list. Try and pull that off again... We dare you.
Feepit Attack!! by jensen1028
We are sorry, but Feepits have invaded your computer! This is a serious virus and may result in a shutdown and eaten wires. They also might chew through the computer screen and jump out. DO NOT under any circumstances touch the Feepits. They may bite and scratch your eyes out. We are sorry for this inconvenience. Good luck stopping them.
To Err, Neopian. by mesic
Whoops! We're sorry, there's been an error!
Don't let it happen again, or your account will be frozen, your pets released into the wild, and Meuka sent to your place of residence to give you a BIG hug.
It's alright, we'll take the blame for this one.
Error! by moonie_lover
Sorry! Adam spilt peanut butter on the filters. The site will be offline until we finish punishing him.
Feel free to go outside!
Lawyerbot: Remember, TNT is not responisble for sunburn, loss of eye site, or any other injuries of going into the outsideworld.
Kadoaties on diet?! by neolishous
ERROR: You Cannot Feed a Kadoatie an Item over Rarity 95! It is too Fattening, can't you see these kadoaties are training?! These items will make them huge, even BIGGER than their cages! You wouldn't want random running kadoaties charging in your neohome, now would you?
Error: Bloated! by neosophie09
Your pet cannot intake any more food as he/she is too bloated. Please do not swim, play games, ride merry-go-rounds, or eat any more food until your pet's stomach has settled! Warning: Force feeding may result in nasty surprises.
Hidden Tower ERROR by neutralking
ERROR : You cannot afford this Pirate Captains Cutlass for crying out loud! It's 16,000,000 Neopoints!!! Bow your head down in shame
Uh-oh by psychofoxx
Uh-oh... this page and 16 JubJubs have been eaten by that dreadful Monocerous (and you thought he was just bluffing!). Please click the back button on your browser to return to the previous page.
Whack-A-Staff-Member Error. by roleplayfanatic
We are very sorry but the game you are trying to play, Whack-A-Staff-Member, is currently down because the Staff have run out of Headache and Migraine medicine and are too busy pretending to be working to get some more.
Maybe you could try playing other, more humane games. :)
Slorg Speed by sky___phoenix
ERROR 42000 - neopets staff are low on caffeine today. The site will be back to normal speed in a year or two, when Malaysian imported Coffee is scheduled to arrive. (In the meantime, any Caffeine donated to the Neopets team will be appreciated.) We apologise for any inconvenience caused!
Fishing Error! by whysp888
Error 836! We're sorry but the Underwater Fishing hole you are trying to access has been closed for restocking. Broken Fishing Poles and Rotten Boots are currently being hunted down to fill the waters again for your fishing pleasure. Please be patient and return in a few hours to try again.
Delvis the Dancing Pteri by xxbeachbaby
Error: You have stumbled upon the Delvis, The Devil Pteri...during his...dance practice.
Delvis: What?!?! What are YOU doing here? Don't even touch that back button, now you must suffer the consequences of barging in... Now I'm going to make you... WATCH MY ROUTINE!!!
All of a sudden Delvis breaks out into dance.
Delvis: "Shake, shake your left foot! Now your right!! Spin around, and swish that tail! Don't forget to flap those wings!"
-swish shake wag spin-
-swish shake wag spin-
Murmur from Behind: Hurry! Go back before her turns around and shows you his dance again!
Error 1337 by zenflesh31
Sorry, the Restocking Machine is down for maintenance. This is a result of what looks like kicking marks, and a couple of attack peas found close to it!
Restocking shall go back to work (AKA - lag fixed) in 10 - 50 minutes. Thanks, restocking machine operator.
Lastly there were 100 runners-up who will each receive 2,000 NP and the Random Contest avatar.
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