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Contest:
Neopian Anthems


A Swashbucker's Anthem
by rents

Ahoy, who goes there
This fine night on our ship?
A visitor, you say?
Well state your name, you dimwit!
You must've gotten lost
And where's your cutlass, lad?
Wait -- you're not a pirate at all!
Why are you here, are you mad?
Fine, I guess we won't kick you off
Or make you walk the plank, just yet
We'll force you to listen to our anthem
Till it's stuck in your head!

Oh, Krawk Island
We pledge ourselves to thee
Stealing, plundering pirates
That's what we are, you see?
Oh, Krawk Island
Where all the swashbucklers be
We'll tie you down, take all your dubloons
Then kick you in the sea!

Garin and Jacques? Goodie-two-shoes!
They don't compare to us!
We're real Krawk Island buccaneers
They're just Pawkeet pus
Krawk Island is the greatest land
Where we were born and raised
Our alliegance goes to Krawk Island forever
Till the end of our days!

Oh, Krawk Island
We pledge ourselves to thee
Stealing, plundering pirates
That's what we are, you see?
Oh, Krawk Island
Where all the swashbucklers be
We'll tie you down, take all your dubloons
Then kick you in the sea!

Well, it's almost the end of this song
Which means your death is close by
Actually, you just walk the plank
But it's pretty close, you know why?
The water is nearly frozen, icy cold
And hungry jetsams swim everywhere
The closest place to swim to
Is Krawk Island, over there!
You probably won't like it
Unless you don't have dubloons to steal
You probably can't do anything, in fact
Except drool at the delicious meals!

Oh, Krawk Island
We pledge ourselves to thee
Stealing, plundering pirates
That's what we are, you see?
Oh, Krawk Island
Where all the swashbucklers be
We'll tie you down, take all your dubloons
Then kick you in the sea!

[spoken]
There's the plank landlubber. Have a nice trip. Aw, come on, don't be a kau.
[splash]

Oh, Krawk Island
Where all the swashbucklers be
We'll tie you down, take all your dubloons
Then kick
you
in
the
seeeeeea!


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