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Random Contest Winners!

Every week or so we have a new Random Contest. The rules and events vary from competition to competition. Below are the winners from the last contest. If you'd like to enter the current contest, wander on over to the Random Contest submission form and have a look at what the currently silly task is. If you think you're up for it, give it a shot and submit your entry.

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Haiku Hysteria

You are all very enlightened. Below are the winning Haikus. Excellent.

First Place

Ten winners receive the Random Contest avatar, 10,000 NP and an item of DOOM.

Lunch at the Witch Tower
by _i_luv_muse_

Spooky jelly brains
Swirling 'round in my stomach.
I don't feel too good.
Potato Counting
by flookadoobee

Ninety...ninety one...
One hundred and...oops! Oh well.
Better start again!

Requiem For A Mortog
by fruitychiagirl

Two mortogs. One kiss.
Bulging cheeks and eyes--and then--
Poor thing. Rest in peace.
Smuggler's Cove
by g0ddezzz

Dubloons for the cove.
Rare items you can find there.
Beware getting caught.

A Helpful Tip
by goala_bear

When painting a pet
Be sure the brush is magic.
BIIIIG mess otherwise.
Problems in Haikus
by myfacewithin

The problem with a
Neo Haiku is you just
get started and then

Smart ol' Brain Tree
by reggysk8s

Brain Tree knows all things.
Why does he need more knowledge?
I am so confused.
Hungry Skeith
by sigil666

Skeith eat anything.
Inventory is missing?
You know where it went.

by the_insane_idiotic

Many things go BOOM
In a Neopian day.
...Robots on fire.
Plushie Tycoon Haiku
by wilywind

The work day begins.
Packing, gems, cloth and stuffing.
It's plushie wonder.

Second Place

Twenty lucky people have 5,000 NP, the Random Contest avatar and an item whizzing their way.

Jhudora- Haiku
by angelgirl__28

Where is my plushie!?
You have sixteen minutes left!
Hurry or perish.
Turnabout is Fair Play
by bobajfett

Draik is very sad
You should give it Kadoatie
Isn't karma fun?

Yucky Food
by breama

Alien Aisha,
You like to make yucky food.
Please stop doing that.
by cheetahkid

So malevolent.
Poogle plushie in the night.
Keep one eye open.

Mazzew Woes
by cutiepie988776655445

I love my Mazzew.
Once I took him to Turmac.
Then Turmac had lunch :(
Ambiguous Revenge
by fateofone

Avast, Scallywags!
Revenge on the horizon,
In more ways than one.

by hiddenneggs

Need a quick costume?
Just brush yourself with this paint.
"I can't take it off?!?"
Site is Temporarily Down
by irian_baratai

Red Pteri cackles;
It brings us terrible news:
Down for maintenance.

Double-O Neopian
by monkey_kibble

Jelly World is Real!
This Haiku will Self-Destruct
In three, two, one *boom*
Why I Love the Battledome
by nature_guy11350

The snowball goes splat.
The pant devil slinks away.
Victory is mine!

Pant Devil
by neoallan200

It has been stolen!
Paint Brushes are expensive.
That darn Pant Devil!
Neopian Ghosts
by presidentfaerie

Generous and sly,
they donate your neopoints
and then steal them back.

Coconut Jubjubs Haiku
by razerzzz

Coconut Jubjubs.
Tend to be shy and timid.
Fall close to the trees.
by samisanetgeek

Illusen is Good.
Yet Jhudora is Evil.
Faeries Confuse me.

Money Tree
by shwanky_

Ah, The Money Tree.
Freebies Galore for Newbies.
Wait- was that a ghost?
Sloth's Haiku?
by sirclucky

Dear Neopians,
I will destroy all of you.
Signed, Dr. Frank Sloth

The Lab Pet
by slowbro

I am the lab pet.
Species and colour do change.
My level plummets.
by theneogoddess

we'll all be able to click
on Geraptiku.

The Lever of Doom
by woohoo123

I pull the lever.
Steals a hundred neopoints...
And yet, I repeat.
by x_babifaerie_x

Delighted Hasees.
Devour the doughnutfruits.
"DELISH!" they declare.

Third Place

Lastly there were 100 runners-up who will each receive 2,000 NP and the Random Contest avatar.

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