Random Contest Winners!
Every week or so we have a new Random Contest. The rules and events vary from competition to competition. Below are the winners from the last contest. If you'd like to enter the current contest, wander on over to the Random Contest submission form and have a look at what the currently silly task is. If you think you're up for it, give it a shot and submit your entry.
Everyone enjoys a good laugh right? Well the task of this week is to write a Neopian limerick. A limerick is a five-line poem with strict form and should be witty or humorous. (Please keep these appropriate for Neopets.) The theme of your limerick should be Neopets. We will judge your creations first on quality, and then on creativity, originality, and, well, humour.
Ten winners receive the Random Contest avatar, 10,000 NP and an item of DOOM.
Tale of a Mutant Slorg by aspidistra
There once was a Slorg named Sven,
Who was as joyful as he could have been
But his happiness did halt,
When he came across a mote of salt,
Now I doubt he can smile again.
A Uni's Dilemma by jetcity78
A Uni once went to Shenkuu
In the Cooking Pot he wanted to make stew.
Though he mixed and he mixed,
all items were nixed.
Please just give me the avvie Bonju!
Fun with Fitness by m_wiencek
The Kacheek ran lickety split
in hopes of becoming fit.
But he fell on his face
as he tried to change pace,
and on Neovision he became a great hit!
Dotdotdot... by marymao
It was left in Faerieland to rot
Perhaps by one who simply forgot
Sad, I'll agree,
A blue grundo plushie
Who only says '...'
SALE by nooglemoogle
I wanted an item that tops
All the products in everyone's shops
I used the shop wiz
He's the best in the biz
And now I'm the queen of fish pops
A Chomby Limerick by phress
There once was a misbehaved Chomby,
Who never listened to his mommy,
He went to the Haunted Wood,
Though she said it wasn't good,
And now he's come home a zombie!
Ode to Sore Losers by pockybox
Key Questing will prove your grit;
It's a noble endeavor,
But you've got to be clever,
Or else-wait, I'm LOSING? I quit!
Danger! by teeyanah
I thought Lawyerbot was a bit of a nut
Supervision while writing - a bit much
I thought I'd be fine
Just writing a rhyme
But I ended with a paper cut
A Limerick of Great Optimism by terraswan
A sad grundo set up a great wail
'By the spines of a skeith's mighty tail!
Though I try as I might
Making rhymes that sound right
My poor limerick is certain to fail!'
Space Delicacies by vanessa1357924680
The Grundo chef leaned in towards me
With a look on his face of pure glee
He held up a dish
Of old rotting fish
And said, 'Come eat my recipe!'
Twenty lucky people have 5,000 NP, the Random Contest avatar and an item whizzing their way.
Fluffy the Scruffy by absdafabs
There once was a Lupe called Fluffy,
Who always looked very scruffy,
His owner gave him a brush,
Which made him look lush,
But Fluffy thought it made him look stuffy
Meepit Truth by bama_girl12
There once was Meepit from Neopia
Who wished to create a Utopia
'We know invasion is right!'
'Neopians will fall without a fight!'
And soon all will inhabit Meepit-opia!
Why does Sloth keep trying? by cjshobbes
All of Sloth's conquests have failed,
His evil schemes all have been bailed,
Needless to say,
He tries anyway,
Even with all the complaints he's been mailed!
Lawyerbot's Limerick by cloudzpup
Lawyerbot dreams of a day
Where no longer must he say,
'Don't lie, cheat, or steal!
Make sure your works real!'
So he can relax on the beach all day.
An 'Ode' to Hannah by devil_62
There once was a Neopian named Hannah,
Who always wore a nifty bandana.
Well, that's not very true,
But what are you gonna do?
'Cause the only other rhyme was piana.
Poor Meepit by eagle_flyte
There here's known a story astronomical,
With a King and a Janitor quite comical,
But while history's redeemed,
A meepit's un-seamed,
So it really is a sad story after all.
Key Questing by esmaya
There once was a faerie named Bree
Who always was missing a key.
It became so insane
That she made up a game
With great prizes for helpers like me!
King Hagan by ethmblue37
There was a wise king of Brightvale,
Who sent all his jesters to jail,
But along came a jester,
Whose jokes were much better,
And laughter, not wisdom prevailed!
The Turmaculus by german_girl16
Approach if you dare this great beast,
Upon your petpet he will feast.
You can poke him with a stick
or give him one, swift kick,
Either way, his hunger has ceased.
Farmer Follies by jezac
There once was a farmer in a field of hay,
A Moehog with a windmill tinted grey,
Forcing the blades to rotate
Causes him to become irate,
'WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!'
Which shopkeeper? by lolzeh
Mr. Shopkeeper, you are very brave,
Selling dung from the depths of your cave!
He said, 'I'll admit,
It does smell a bit.
But think of the money I will save!'
In the Kadoatery by monosaccharides
There once was a sad pink Kadoatie
Whose needs were quite a rich sight to see
Grey Toast, Bacon, Eggs
And a list full of Neggs
He'll cry 'til you spend all your NP.
Climbing Princess by moon_wolf363
There was once a princess from Shenkuu.
That claimed to climb faster than you.
With a hop and a skip.
She ascended quick.
All while you were still tying your shoe.
The Skeith With Neezles by oblivionxriku
There once was a Skeith so weak
From hunger, he could not even speak.
He spotted some leaves,
And ate them with glee!
But alas, it was Overgrown Cheese.
Remembering Coltzan by ok886
Coltzan, who was a great king
Collapsed one night while eating:
His guests jumped with a gasp
For this they could not grasp
He died without eating his pudding.
Laywerbot's Woes. by pafc_will
There once was a robot named Lawyerbot
Who dreamed of writing his own plot
Denied by his employer
Is now a lawyer
Attempting to bring back the slots!
Ode to Glue by punctuation_ninja
There once was an Ona from Shenkuu,
Who wrote many limericks about glue.
He said, 'It's not tricky,
But they're awfully sticky,
And get fused to my desk top, too.'
NeoWork by rainmoonfeather
I am on Neopets all day
Which may be silly to say
I play while I'm at work
Which is kind of a perk
I love the Boss Button Display
Adhesives are dangerous by thestripednegg2
There once was a Chomby who blew
Bubbles that slowly turned blue
They floated around
And bounced off the ground
Then stuck to that Chomby like glue
An Endorsement for Omelettes by thursday_next
The Chomby and Poogle would surely be missed,
Their owner angrily sat shaking his fist.
'I sent them for Jelly; they were famished!
How could they possibly have vanished?'
Because Jelly World doesn't exist.
Lastly there were 100 runners-up who will each receive 2,000 NP and the Random Contest avatar.
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