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Contest:
Short Story Jamboree


Rules to Rule By
by final_aeon_27

Taking over the world is a great deal of work. You cannot simply walk into a city with an extremely powerful ray gun and zap everyone in to sludge, because there is always be some hero that will try and steal your glory (... stupid Faeries).

Therefore, you must follow these 100 rules:

1. Acquire a secret base.
2. Draw blueprints for your first weapon.
3. Find some followers.
4. Buy some groceries – You and your minions are bound to get a little hungry.
5. Build your first weapon.
6. Force a minion to test the new weapon.
7. Find more minions – You have to replace the ones you lost in the weapon testing.
8. Become better known – Personally attacks work well.
9. Hack into TNT's computer and devise your own avatar – It is good to deem worthy neopians.
10. Keep an open mind – Some minions may have a good ideas.
11. Kill minions with good ideas – You are the evil genius!
12. Buy more groceries.
13. Send minions to collect Taxes for invasion.
14. Build the new weapon.
15. Steal candy from a baby neopet – Even evil geniuses enjoy candy.
16. Buy more groceries – These groceries are quite the predicament.
17. Have a minion test the new weapon.
18. Duplicate the weapon for your minions.
19. Attack Faerieland! – Mwahaha, pluck those Faerie wings!
20. Do not let a small defeat get you down.
21. Invest in a Laboratory.
22. Import every chemical possible.
23. Joke with your minions – Tell them you put some deadly chemicals on one plate of food in the cafeteria.
24. Test your first potion on a minion.
25. Give a hearty laugh when your minion turns into a rock.
26. Prepare for next war against Faerieland – Send someone on the inside.
27. Try a new potion on a minion.
28. Be proud when the minion mutates
29. Pretend to be a good neopian by handing out free ‘drinks' to unsuspecting neopians.
30. Attack Faerieland!
31. Don't cry when you lose – It damages to one's image.
32. Develop a look-a-like of yourself – How handsome!
33. Build robot neopets – More powerful and more faithful.
34. Buy more groceries – Seems that a lot of minions are eating out since the deadly chemical on food joke.
35. Remind neopians of your evilness – Hack into TNT again and make it "Your name" Day~!
36. Zap a few neopians into sludge – Aim for the heads!
37. Prepare for battle again – You have minions, mutants, clones, robots, and a REALLY big gun. How can you lose?
38. Attack Faerieland!! – Use information the Happiness Fae- umm.
39. Don't Sulk! You are an evil genius! – sniff.
40. Write a hate letter to the Faeries - Let them know they are hated.
41. Write another hate letter to the Faeries – This will show them.
42. - 99. And another...
100. Oh, and lastly, find a scheme to make lots of money – For example, a book.

Now that you know how to take over the world – DON'T! Having Dr. Frank Sloth an enemy will not bode well for you. Instead call 1-800-DR SLOTH to become a minion today.




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