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Petpet Name: Jade
Pet Name: shallowhorn
Breed: Dung Cirrus
Hi! My name is Jade, and i'm a Dung Cirrus. Shallowhorn, the purple Kau, is my owner. I know what you're thinking. You're probably thinking that it's mean for my owner to paint me dung. Actually, it was my idea. Believe it or not, I think dung is a pretty color. This is a story about why I chose to be painted dung.
One day, Shallowhorn was taking me for a walk when we spotted a pink Uni strolling about a block away, in the rich part of town. I love making friends, so Shallowhorn decided to take me to meet her. As we got closer, I discovered a Pink Kadoatie with a dress on that matched the Uni's skirt trotting beside her. As we drew closer, the Uni glanced at me and chuckled.
"Well, Kau, that is one plain, ordinary, clueless petpet."
Shallowhorn was surprised by her rudeness. "Excuse me? I think Jade is a beautiful Cirrus. She is wonderful just the way she is."
The Uni made a face. "How cute of you to think you can make it in this town with a Petpet like that."
Shallowhorn was now annoyed. "Why do you say that?" he asked.
"Why, darling, she is neither unique nor painted. You can't be here with an embarrassing Petpet like that," she informed him.
"Fine! I'll show you unique!" With his head held high, he trotted to the nearest stall with paint brushes for sale.
When we got there, Shallowhorn went right to the cute brushes. "How about this one, Jade?" he asked me, holding up a Christmas Petpet Paint Brush. I shook my head. "Do you like this one?" A Red Petpet Paint Brush dripped on the floor.
I stuck my tongue out at him and went to browse on my own. It wasn't long before something had caught my eye. I floated over to it and gasped. It was a rancid smelling Dung Petpet Paint Brush. Beautiful. I grabbed it and dashed over to Shallowhorn.
When I presented it to him, he looked skeptical. "Are you sure? You will smell pretty bad," he informed me.
I nodded so hard that I got dizzy and the room spun around me. "Alright," he sighed, and then went to pay for it.
One trip to the Petpet Puddle later, we walked into the fancy part of town. As soon as we spotted the vain Uni and her Kadoatie, we pranced over to them. As soon as she caught sight of me she let out a muffled scream. "Eek! What is that, Kau? It's horrible!"
Shallowhorn grinned, satisfied. "I did just as you said," he informed her. "Jade is now painted and unique."
"Darling, that is not unique! That is disgusting!"
Shallowhorn smiled even wider. "I can make it in this town with Jade! I don't care what you think!"
With an angry "Hurumph!" the Uni stalked away with her Kadoatie right on her pink heels.
Well, that's the story of why I was painted dung. I can hear Shallowhorn calling me, so I'll see you later and thank you for you'r time!
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