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-Overheard by zZazme-
My Redtail Petpet Crimsonwyng,
We need to talk about some things!
Don't hide behind my Poogle Toy.
I see your horns, you naughty boy!
I flew around Neopia's lands,
And got an earful from your "fans!"
You've been a busy Pet-Pet! Shame!
And I'm the one who gets the blame!
How did you ever take the notion,
To spill the Water Faerie's potions?
'Twill take a week, at least, to clean
The biggest mess I've ever seen!
And please tell me it's not your fault,
That zZazme has an empty vault!
She says her codestones are all gone,
And scatterd on our Neo-lawn!
The Health Food Quiggle's missing three
Stalks of organic broccoli,
And Battle Magic Guardian says,
There's veggies in his sword displays!
I also heard you tripped and fell,
And muddied up the Wishing Well!
You tried to climb the Money Tree,
And shouted in the Bakery!
And just when you should have come home,
You went into the Battle Dome!
The Clown complained for half an hour,
About his broken squirty flower!
Mika and Carassa spoke to me.
Those igloo items are not free!
I can't believe you spilled your slushie
On their new Faerie Kougra plushie!
I felt like such a total fool,
When I went to the Training School.
The Master still can't understand,
How you unbottled all their sand.
Then, when I went to Meridell,
Illusen had a tale to tell.
She says your antics were so scary,
You made her miss the Darkness Faerie!
You know, I could have had a Floud,
From in the store up on the Cloud,
Or an Anubis! They're so brave,
And know how Petpets should behave!
Instead, that spooky, brainy Tree,
Gave you, the mischief king, to me!
I should have known that nothing good
Could come from in the Haunted Wood.
Oh, no! Don't cry! It's not so grim.
I know you didn't mean it, Crim.
And even though you look the part,
You're not a devil, in your heart.
We'll sort this out. I promise you.
The others will forgive you, too.
No matter what, I hope you know:
Your Neo-owner loves you so.
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