| Meet Mr. Bumper
As far as Mr. Bumper is concerned he has always been grown up. He simply skipped that pesky adolescent phase that so many people seem to go through. He prefers to live on a side account as he sees playing games as a silly waste of time anyway. There are much more important things in life, like the stock market, a solid days work, and brunch. Mr. Bumper loves brunch. In fact, if you would care to join Mr. Bumper for brunch I'm sure he could pencil you into his busy schedule (it is just PACKED with important grown up business meetings). Just remember not to call him Bumper. It's MR. Bumper, thank you very much. He believes that life should be kept neat and tidy; the dishes should always be done, a suit should always be worn, and business should always be dealt with in a proper manner.
7/10/2012: Mr. Bumper won the pet spotlight!