You know what they say.
An apple a day keeps the derp away.
Too bad it didn't work for this little uni.
Fugers is the derpy of the derpest.
Standing about two feet tall and a little chubby,
Fugers is one of the friendliest unis around.
Never worried about his hairs or hooves.
He only cares about finding and eating
the biggest and prettiest apples.