WHO ARE YOU?! WHAT DO YOU WANT?! LEAVE ME ALONE!! Oh, sorry.
I'm Expea, although I prefer XP. (It's pronounced the same either way.) I'm a lab-pet, if you get the meaning. I'm a little paranoid. And I've got OCD (obsessive-compulsive disorder), mostly meaning I clean and tidy things a lot. And I fight with depression... NOBODY LOVES ME!!! *breaks into tears*
On the plus side, I'm the top undercover agent for the Faerie Protection Program. No one's caught me, and no one ever will. Why? One, I'm never the same thing long enough to trace, and two, no one that's actually met me would ever dream I was an agent. I may not have any friends other then DeSoni, my ex-partner at the FPP, and Agent C2, a special agent for the Space Faerie, but my work is my life so I don't care.