The charming scholar
technically River is extremely lazy and is always complaining about how hard she has to work and how she's failing all her classes (this part might be true; you should see her last midterm grades... ) so she doesn't have any time to work on my lookup and petpage. I say it's her own fault for still playing Neopets. Anyway, the upshot is I have to deal with this ugly placeholder. It is ugly, isn't it?