What brings you to my humble abode?
Whats that you say? Why am I wearing a potato sack?
To which I answer, Why are you not wearing a potato sack?
I have a lovely life. I live with my siblings, LaFawnee and Psellan.
Psellan is my favorite. He's very mature, especially for his tender age. I love to visit Meridell with him. We go potato picking! I blend in perfectly with my inexpensive color and humble sack.
I do love Fawn, belive me, I do. I just I think she's a spoiled brat. She loves to go bragging about her fruity color, and when she's being especially cruel, she'll remind me that I'm not really related to her and Psellan. Just because I was adopted doesn't mean I'm not part of the family!
*runs to her room sobbing. You should go now.*