I'm the ugliest, smelliest and most beautiful
gnorbu around. Rawr!
When I'm not drooling
, chomping, farting or burping
I like to admire myself in the mirror and count how many flies are buzzing around me. I think I have a world record! I would give you a few tips, but I think I need to keep them a trade secret. Eating cabbage gives you a hairy chest and suitable stinky
aroma. Yes, those stains on my side are grease
, but they don't seem to wash out with old rotten
potato juices and I can't be bothered to try soap. Its just too clean.
I hope you appreciate how much work went into making my eyes that putrid
colour. Hours upon hours of being unhealthy! Its hard work you know! And my nose! Look and admire it. That crooked shape and the perfect colour. I used to have crusty snot around the edges, but I found that impaired my sense of smell a little too much! Some have said I smell of rotting fruit, and others even worse.
p.s my favourite colour is pink.
are my bootiful
best frand c:
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