I mean... hello?

My name is Aquaneti, but I am used to being referred to as just Neti. I'm quite the charmer, just so you know. Please do not make me angry, though. I am sure that you do not want to cross that line, now do you?

I live with exactly three roommates. Most of which I'm not that fond of. We make our way through both good and bad times, though. And I do know that they - dare I say - "love" me. Sorry for cringing.

Lynn is one of those said roommates. The others see her as a leader, but all I see is a big ball of arrogance. Sure, she is smart. Sure, she may have the strength. Honestly, she is just another one of us. I'll give it to her, though - she has our scrawny male roommate by the horns.

The scrawny guy is Moles. Lynn has him by the horns because, ha, he follows every darn rule she sets! I will give it to the little guy, though. He has a lot of brain for that tiny bone structure. All I hear from him is "chemistry" this and "oxidation number" that. That boy is going to give me such a headache one day.