Salutations, fellow Neopian. You have stumbled upon my humble abode. I welcome you to stay as long as you like.
The name's 1337NPs, but I go by Leety. As you can see, I have a thing for neopoints and other items of great val--DON'T TOUCH THAT!
*grabs pocket watch*
Well, I didn't know you were a pickpocket! Get your own, filthy peasant!
You're still here, you thief? If I promise to tell you more, will you leave? Fine then.
I don't have much else to say, except that my outfit is almost complete.
All I need now are a pair of Deluxe Polarchuck Costume Gloves and a nice Golden Cobrall Belt.
All right, now off with you! This briefcase isn't the lightest thing around, you know!
*swings at you with briefcase*