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 | Your questions answered!
Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.
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Quote of the Week
And thus a euphonic symphony of hiccups reverberated through Brightvale.
Keep Spirits Up On Grey Day
Every pet has a favourite toy stowed away deep within the depths of their owner's safety deposit box. Bringing out your pet's beloved toys is certain to boost their mood on even the most grey of days. If your pet is toyless, stop by the Toy Shop in Neopia Central to stock up! An outing to the store to pick up something new is... |
Putting on Your Grey Face
In celebration (sadbration) of Grey Day, it is our pleasure to put forward for your consideration some thoughts on how to decorate your user-lookup adequately for Grey Day. Not with fancy CSS and graphics, but rather, using the tools that TNT, whether knowingly or not, put into place to make user profiles look woefully... |
 | The Day Junk Became Worth More Than Gold
For some items the price crept up to around 50 neopoints, then 1,000, until finally some items became unbuyable (which means that they were worth over 100,000 neopoints)! To put this into perspective, the Gelert in the Box went up to 150,000 neopoints from 1 neopoint, a 15,000,000% increase in little under two days... |
| Other Stories |
"The House of Fear and Dread" by treeword
There is a house in Neovia that sits on the corner of Fear and Dread. No, really, the two streets were named after a couple of wealthy benefactors who donated a rather large sum of money to the town after the whole mayor debacle a few years previous. The former, a robust Elephante by the name of John Fear, became well known for his discovery of a simple syrup which... |
"An Unexpected Customer" by kadface
The chairs were still upturned upon most of the tables. Approaching each in turn Stana righted them, placing them carefully under. They were red, like the tables, with peeling paint and were comfortably worn in the seat. They really ought to think about getting cushions for them someday. Presently, there was a tinkle of a bell, followed by a sudden rush of cold air as the door to the café opened... |
"And They All Lived Happily Ever After!" by alphachicky
"I started writing it. I just don't know how to end it," the jelly Poogle whined, rolling a pencil across the table. "Just add in a '-and they all lived happily ever after' and finish it. You're so close to getting a story published in the Neopian Times, Gartshy." From across the table, a green Kacheek snatched the rolling pencil, and waved it around in the air for emphasis. "I know, Eve, but..." |
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