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Your questions answered!


Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


"Nobody ever really knows who they are, I think, unless they go looking for themselves."


An Origami Petpet



Quite some time ago, The Neopets Team created the most brilliant petpet ever! That's right, we're talking about those Origami petpets you've been seeing all over Neopia. Very soon after they were released, these cute petpets quickly took the population by storm. If you're having trouble choosing that perfect petpet, look no further! Here are ten amazing reasons to choose the best petpets EVER... cardboard origami ones! You may scoff at the notion, but the truth is that these colorful, economical petpets are a joy to have in a neohome. Here are many amazing reasons why...

Super Hasee Bounce!



In this super edition of Hasee Bounce, Jimmi and Woogy have stepped it up and are going for bigger and better things – doughnutfruits AND balloons! I have written this guide as a huge fan of this game and after playing for hours and hours, I hope that my tips will help you improve your score, or maybe just help you have more fun while playing! I like to think of this game as a cross between pinball and, well, Hasee Bounce! The music is quite fun so if you need a little break from homework, or just want something fun to do, why not try out Super Hasee Bounce...

Play to Win. Play to the End.


The game itself is fun. While the ultimate goal of a game is to win, I don't play Key Quest purely for the shiny, gold keys. I play it because it's fun. I've laughed many times while playing, especially the games against my friends. To me, the prizes are just the icing on the cake. I've just spent some time having a great time, and I still get a prize. Seriously, how many games give prizes to the person who was the farthest from the goal?

Other Stories
"Kindred Spirits" by a_greenparrot
Was it for the best? Sophie groaned at the dilemma. When she looked out at the woods again, she saw a Wocky sneaky up to her house. "Go away!" she screamed at the top of her lungs. She grabbed her staff and fired rapidly at the intruder. The Wocky managed to escape unharmed. Sophie sighed and sat down again. "Maybe I am getting a little stressed," she observed...

"The Meepit Show Strides Forth" by spoonguardonline
Welcome to the Meepit Show. Today, we promise to bring you an afternoon full of entertainment, intelligent banter and good quiz questions, courtesy of yours truly, somebody who never keeps promises. On the show this week, we have an array of intelligent pets, scoured from all four corners of the globe, which was a feat in itself given the rotund nature of most globes...

"The Protectors" by sheyda_sheyda
He had gotten tips from a neopet from Happy Valley that the wilderness here was abundant with petpets. Obviously, that was not the case. He hadn't seen a single petpet all day, minus the stray Snicklebeast that chased him down for interrupting its sleep. The Aisha laughed to himself at how funny he must have looked, running and flailing his arms because of a little Snicklebeast. Oh goodness...


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Great stories!


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Telzleh's Quest: Part Five
"My dear, don't you remember how you managed to get all the way up here to Shenkuu? I sincerely hope you don't suffer from amnesia..."

by outsyder

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Key Quest - The Power-Ups
The power-up cards play an essential role in the game and can make the difference between winning and losing.

by dipper70

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The Purple Chomby
Some kind of portal?

by lucky_oreo_13

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A Faerie Tale: War - Part Two
"It was Jhudora, I'm sure..." Illusen told her Queen. "Though, she seemed darker than usual, as if she was encased by shadows."

by herdygerdy

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And Who Said Kads Weren't Evil?
They may look cute, but beware... they are ebil... muahahahaha!

by ashanti1011



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